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[Erils]

I may be a werewolf, but that doesn't change my attitude toward furniture. And seeing as we're in a bar, the moon doesn't affect me right now anyway right?

Corner the remaining furniture and slaughter them in cold furniture polish

[GraveHaunter92]

Summon an even angrier Banshee
Create a Banshee catfight

[darkpaladin109]

((Nah, I've just been kinda lazy with updates. Might post one later.))

[Samarkand]

((Whereas I was close to the last player to be killed in a game started by a quote of mine.))

((I thought it was my quote?))

[TalonisWolf]

((Update, please. I know you're around, DarkPaladin. You posted on the 'Roll to Coup'.

[blazing glory]

((Update, please. I know you're around, DarkPaladin. You posted on the 'Roll to Coup'.

if this takes much longer then I'll "Roll to Coup" this thread.

[TamerVirus]

((I'll roll to coup as well!!))

[darkpaladin109]

((Don't have much time right now, but I'l try posting an update later today

[darkpaladin109]

OH GOD UPDATE

Drag my robot T-Rex into reality before my dream is destroyed.

I use my mad god powers to change to rules of reality! Make all the god paperwork done! Anyone that gets non-alcohol induced happiness from now on shall burst into flames! Punish Blazing Glory by forcing him into a nightmarish landscape for still dreaming after I destroyed all dreams(basically I'm challenging Blazing Glory's roll)!

(3)vs(2) You drag it's head back, the rest being too heavy for even you super muscular dream self or whatever. Meanwhile, the Mad Ruler guy fumbles around while trying to alter reality. (1) He acidentally creates a race of evil grey alien elves or something.

Try to escape the bleak voidscape of the undreaming yet unconscious mind (to be read as WAKE UP)

(5) You wake up immideately as a black belt materializes on you.

Wake up.

(5) You wake up. You regenerate all the damage you took.

Do the Namek thing where I regenerate my limbs

(5) You regenarate your limbs.

Leave monkeys to convert everyone in the bar and go to the local daycare, converting everyone within so the children in turn convert their families who in turn convert their friends (and so on)

(4) Monkey continue converting things. (1) You get lost on your way there and end up in a shady alley. A man wearing a trenchcoat comes up and asks you if you would like some Krokodil or something.

Smash somebody's skull in with my bottle.

(2) You drop the bottle.

Corner the remaining furniture and slaughter them in cold furniture polish

(6) You corner the furniture. It fight back. You slaughter it, but you are injured by furniture magic.

Summon an even angrier Banshee
Create a Banshee catfight

(4) You summon a somewhat angry banshee. (1) They team up to attack you. (2)(5) The first one misses you while the second one knocks you out.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Whereas I was close to the last player to be killed in a game started by a quote of mine.))

((I thought it was my quote?))

((I'm the one who dared him to make it.
The game seems to have been deleted now, though. Dunno why.))

Banish the banshees. Or is the plural of "banshee" "banshee"?

[Fluoman]

A banshoo, two banshee?

[blazing glory]

Start flying my T-rex robot head and fight the mad god,because EVERYONE knew that it could fly.

[GreatWyrmGold]

A banshoo, two banshee?

Then what would three be?

[aattss]

Declare the bar as my own nation, declare everyone in it my slaves.

[Erils]

Look if there is more furniture in the bar. If there is, attack it. If not, call a hardware store to purchase more furniture and charge the bar for it.