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[blazing glory]

Start dreaming about a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

[TalonisWolf]

Start dreaming about a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

  Cue the Stormtroopers entering the Cantina, searching for some droids.

[TamerVirus]

break the cuffs on my hand, then break the cop's neck

[Leonkr9]

start slicing everything in view trying to find a portal back to the bar I will murder captain planet

[aattss]

Attempt to turn into a Legendary Fighter

[GreatWyrmGold]

Who would want to attack people? Continue to massacre the tables and chairs of the bar. THEY SHALL KNOW MY WRATH!

Weirdo.

Continue attempting to bring justice upon aattss. And TamerVirus.

[Yoink]

Savour my beer whilst inspecting the bathroom graffiti.

[Fluoman]

(5) You scramble the signal, and preventing more pollice officers from coming.

Use a smallish table as a shield and hit Erils. Destroying furniture is unforgivable!

[darkpaladin109]

Convert NAV to the pack, taking advantage of any targets of opportunity along the way.

(6) You convert NAV and a few police officers. The police officers handcuff you.

Who would want to attack people? Continue to massacre the tables and chairs of the bar. THEY SHALL KNOW MY WRATH!

(4) You massacre more tables and chairs. The chairs and tables are shivering in fear of you now.

Give rocket launcher back to bartender then buy a beer for everyone!

(5) You give the bartender the rocket launcher and order a beer for each person in the bar. They stop fighting, at least until they drink their beer.

Willingly convert to the pack.

You do so.

Drink myself awake!

(2) You attempt to do so, but God appears and tells you "Dreams don't work that way, dummy."

Start dreaming about a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

(3) You start dreaming about a long time ago, on earth. A time when Dinosaurs still roamed the earth.

Use psychic powers to kick everyone in the teeth and drink the building sized booze elemental in front of the bar.

(3) You break some guy's dog's teeth and drink the right arm of the booze elemental.

break the cuffs on my hand, then break the cop's neck

(2) You try to break the cuffs, but you don't seem to be able to do so.

start slicing everything in view trying to find a portal back to the bar I will murder captain planet

(1) You attempt to slice through a wall, but your sword breaks upon impact.

Attempt to turn into a Legendary Fighter

(2) You attempt to become a legendary fighter, but you are defeated by a old chinese mentor guy.

Continue attempting to bring justice upon aattss. And TamerVirus.

(4) You subdue both of them.

Savour my beer whilst inspecting the bathroom graffiti.

(1) You spill your beer on the floor, melting it. The bathroom graffity suddenly starts glowing as you inspect it, and a shape starts forming in front of the wall.

Use a smallish table as a shield and hit Erils. Destroying furniture is unforgivable!

(4) You pick up a table and start using it as a shield, then approach Erils and punch him. He is staggered, but not knocked out by the hit.

[Tavik Toth]

Continue watching the fights while making commentary along with the bartender.

[NAV]

Convert Erils to the pack.

[TalonisWolf]

I AM ALPHA! Use my authority to get them to uncuff me, and continue to convert the monkeys!

[blazing glory]

Find a robot T-rex and start riding it!

[TamerVirus]

Channel the gods of hard liquor to become THE SIDEWALK SLAMMER, THE SUPER POWERED SUPER BOOZER

[Samarkand]

Help Sinvara replace God, on the condition that he make dreams work like that once he is supreme ruler.