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[Leonkr9]

Name Red
Gender Female
Age 21
Jump through the bar window and beat smurfington to death

[Samarkand]

Wake up.

[TamerVirus]

Run to Flimsy Baby and punt it into the sternum of the officer who just cuffed me

[blazing glory]

A bar brawl is no place for a Flimsy Baby

[BFEL]

My clothes are on fire huh?

STRIP

(1) You attempt to strip off your clothing, but it appears that someone superglued your clothing to your skin.

THEN I JUST HAVE TO SHED MY SKIN!

[Fluoman]

(2) Nope.

Aaaaw 
>Try to scramble the phone signal from the guy who is phoning the police.

[TalonisWolf]

Become werewolf, bite as many of the other players as possible. I will convert them to the ways of the pack!

[blazing glory]

Realise that I should have passed out before I feeded the baby my beer,pass out for real.

[GraveHaunter92]

Name: Robert the Steve
Gender: Male
Age:  About Tree-Fiddy

Raise the Dead

[darkpaladin109]

Bring aattss to justice.
And by "justice," I mean "jail and a fair trial," not "death".

(2) You fail to do so.

Hit the GWG with my sword-cane.

(1) Your sword-cane shatters upon impact with GWG's skin.

Continue to menacingly slaughter chairs and tables and anyone who gets close.

(5) You You slice up more chairs and tables, and corner a group of people.

Bite talonis wolf

(3) You only manage to his thumb.

continue helping police.

(5) You capture a few more people. The police chief personally congratulates you for your help.

Bring aattss to justice.
And by "justice," I mean "jail and a fair trial," not "death".

Break this person to pieces

(2) You miss.

Turn into a god. Spheres: booze, fighting

(6) You fly up into the sky and become Captain Planet, god of booze, fighting and science. In a drunken rage, you create a building sized booze elemental in front of the bar.

Jump through the bar window and beat smurfington to death

(6) You jump through the spacetime window and beat up Captain Planet, god of booze, fighting and science. Before you kill hiim, he tears open a portal in time and flings you into the future, where Captain Planet's drunken science is law. You find that you suddenly have a samurai sword and sandals.

Wake up.

(1) You have a nightmare about being sent to the future by Captain Planet.

Run to Flimsy Baby and punt it into the sternum of the officer who just cuffed me

(5) You punt the Flimsy Baby into the officer's sternum, causing him to pass out.

THEN I JUST HAVE TO SHED MY SKIN!

(2) You attempt to shed your skin, but find that you somehow lost this ability.

>Try to scramble the phone signal from the guy who is phoning the police.

(5) You scramble the signal, and preventing more pollice officers from coming.

Become werewolf, bite as many of the other players as possible. I will convert them to the ways of the pack!

(4) You become a werewolf and bite the Flimsy Baby. He is now infected with lycanthropy.

Realise that I should have passed out before I feeded the baby my beer,pass out for real.

(6) All this confusion causes you to have a heart attack. You pass out.

Raise the Dead

(4) You raise the two police officers that got blown up from the dead.

[TalonisWolf]

Convert NAV to the pack, taking advantage of any targets of opportunity along the way.

[Erils]

Who would want to attack people? Continue to massacre the tables and chairs of the bar. THEY SHALL KNOW MY WRATH!

[Tavik Toth]

Give rocket launcher back to bartender then buy a beer for everyone!

[NAV]

Willingly convert to the pack.

[Samarkand]

Drink myself awake!

EDIT:Drunk logic FTW