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Author Topic: Roll to Win the Bar Fight  (Read 15270 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2014, 12:40:27 am »
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2014, 12:54:19 am »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on March 26, 2014, 12:40:27 am
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I bust out of the bathroom and start feeding the Flimsy baby my beer
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Fluoman

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2014, 02:42:10 am »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 02:46:45 pm
(6) you overturn a table and hide behind it, but just make yourself seem more suspicious that way. Someone starts calling the police.

I am The Police! What a tweest!
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Erils

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2014, 03:38:46 am »
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observe bar fight from corner
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2014, 11:02:16 am »
Quote from: Fluoman on March 26, 2014, 02:42:10 am
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 02:46:45 pm
(6) you overturn a table and hide behind it, but just make yourself seem more suspicious that way. Someone starts calling the police.

I am The Police! What a tweest!
[6] You are the band "The Police"
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2014, 02:12:28 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on March 26, 2014, 11:02:16 am
Quote from: Fluoman on March 26, 2014, 02:42:10 am
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 25, 2014, 02:46:45 pm
(6) you overturn a table and hide behind it, but just make yourself seem more suspicious that way. Someone starts calling the police.

I am The Police! What a tweest!
[6] You are the band "The Police"
(1) You start playing "Message in a Bottle".
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Erils

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2014, 02:14:27 pm »
Don hockey goalie-mask and rev chainsaw. Begin massacre.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2014, 03:06:27 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on March 25, 2014, 02:49:20 pm
Pull out a boombox and start playing Danger Zone to boost my fighting skills.
(3) You pull out a boombox and start playing Danger Zone. You fight marginally better than before, sending the man to the ground with a few punches.
Quote from: NAV on March 25, 2014, 02:57:42 pm
Slay the dragon with my sword.
(4) You wound GWG with your Sword Cane.
Quote from: Samarkand on March 25, 2014, 03:02:11 pm
Learn martial arts in a lucid dream!
(2) You only dream of beer beating up other people.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 25, 2014, 03:03:13 pm
Smack aattss. And NAV.
(6) You smack Sally and Alexander, but leave yourself open to counterattacks in the aftermath.
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 25, 2014, 03:12:26 pm
retrieve nuclear weapon from bartender. Or whatever weapon it was he promised to give me. Then help the police.
(6) You whip out a revolver and scare him into giving you a rocket launcher. You then help the police by shooting at Starn, but accidentally kill two police officers as well.
Quote from: blazing glory on March 25, 2014, 04:34:52 pm
Start drinking beer and pass out.
(5) You drink beer and pass out.
Quote from: Yoink on March 25, 2014, 05:05:02 pm
>Barricade the bathroom door(s) whilst taking small swigs from my beer.
(4) You drink a bottle of beer while barricading the door. The barricade looks alright.
Quote from: TamerVirus on March 25, 2014, 07:01:08 pm
DA HELL U MEAN NO VODKA?

Grab my frat paddle and deck the bartender
(1) You attempt to reach for your frat paddle, but you are handcuffed by the police before you do so.
Quote from: aattss on March 25, 2014, 08:03:13 pm
punch the dude to death
(4) You beat the man to death. Hooray for murder.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 25, 2014, 08:09:48 pm
bash up all the dudes
(3) You grab two people at once, one in each of your hands and start beating one against the other.
Quote from: BFEL on March 26, 2014, 12:24:58 am
My clothes are on fire huh?

STRIP
(1) You attempt to strip off your clothing, but it appears that someone superglued your clothing to your skin.
Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 12:54:19 am
Quote from: Elephant Parade on March 26, 2014, 12:40:27 am
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I bust out of the bathroom and start feeding the Flimsy baby my beer
(6) You bust down the bathroom door and feed the Flimsy Baby some beer. It's mother sees you and shoves you away before you're able to feed the baby much of your beer.
Quote from: Fluoman on March 26, 2014, 02:42:10 am
I am The Police! What a tweest!
(2) Nope.
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 03:38:46 am
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observe bar fight from corner
(4) You do so.
Quote from: Erils on March 26, 2014, 02:14:27 pm
Don hockey goalie-mask and rev chainsaw. Begin massacre.
(3) You don your balaclava and grab your Zweihander, then start chopping up tables and chairs while approaching people menacingly.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2014, 03:10:22 pm »
Bring aattss to justice.
And by "justice," I mean "jail and a fair trial," not "death".
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NAV

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2014, 03:24:51 pm »
Hit the GWG with my sword-cane.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Erils

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2014, 03:48:41 pm »
Continue to menacingly slaughter chairs and tables and anyone who gets close.
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2014, 03:51:48 pm »
Bite talonis wolf
« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 03:59:38 am by blazing glory »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2014, 04:13:10 pm »
continue helping police.
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aattss

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2014, 04:26:29 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 26, 2014, 03:10:22 pm
Bring aattss to justice.
And by "justice," I mean "jail and a fair trial," not "death".

Break this person to pieces
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2014, 04:37:41 pm »
Turn into a god. Spheres: booze, fighting
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