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[Sheb]

Does my orange need a beard? 

In my days we didn't get around asking stupid questions like that.

[Orange Wizard]

Bam. Bearded orange.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CRAZY OLD MURDERERS?

[Remuthra]

IT'S NOT WHITE!

[Loud Whispers]

* Japa skips upto Alexander's and boops him on the snout.

Tag, you're it!

I WILL FILL YOUR HOUSE WITH BREAD
AND IT WILL ATTRACT DUCKS
ALL OF THEM

[Tawa]

Due to the fact that the argument about parliament has settled, the Salamence takes a seat in an antique chair before burning the clubhouse down.

Good-den, gentlemen.

Only mammals grow beards

Also, a beard I do have; I am no mammal, but I am no reptile, nor amphibian, nor bird, nor fish. All pocket monsters are subsets of the same species of pocket monster; thus your argument is invalid.

Also, with that argument, please explain Talvieno and InsanityIncarnate, neither of whom appear to be mammals.

[Darvi]

Also, with that argument, please explain Talvieno and InsanityIncarnate, neither of whom appear to be mammals.

Mould.

*runs before the shotguns come back out*

[Arx]

*runs before the shotguns come back out*

* Arx acquires torch and pitchfork

[Talvieno]

Due to the fact that the argument about parliament has settled, the Salamence takes a seat in an antique chair before burning the clubhouse down.

Good-den, gentlemen.

Only mammals grow beards

Also, a beard I do have; I am no mammal, but I am no reptile, nor amphibian, nor bird, nor fish. All pocket monsters are subsets of the same species of pocket monster; thus your argument is invalid.

Also, with that argument, please explain Talvieno and InsanityIncarnate, neither of whom appear to be mammals.

I'm Ctulhu. Technically a lego ctulhu, courtesy of Mr Frog, but, still Ctulhu. I still plan to destroy the universe, but, I am disguised as something cute to make me seem innoculous: I am more cunning, thus I am more dangerous. I also have a monocle, symbolizing how I am no mere barbarian eldritch abomination, but a cultured one.

And there's two terrified people in my avatar as well, so if Ctulhu isn't a mammal, humans probably are.


Gentlemen, if I may be so bold, I personally think Taworochir qualifies as to the beard.

Also, I need to fetch a better avatar for my good chap, InsanityIncarnate.

edit:

interestingly, I spent more time on it than I did my own.

[Xeron]

I am the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. I am rather...made of a number of creatures as you can obviously see. I was the first monocled gentleman here.

[Talvieno]

I am the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. I am rather...made of a number of creatures as you can obviously see. I was the first monocled gentleman here.

Quite so. Tea, old boy?



We're old humps that don't bother with mamsy-pamsy teacups. Back in our day, we didn't have teacups.

[Xeron]

Back in my day gods drank like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVDwTI2aQK4

[Orange Wizard]

Also, I need to fetch a better avatar for my good chap, InsanityIncarnate.

That is glorious. Thank you kindly, sir.

[BigD145]

I am the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. I am rather...made of a number of creatures as you can obviously see. I was the first monocled gentleman here.

Unfortunately you play with underaged little girls. I, on the other beard, flatten grown women that treat me badly. Respect the beard for it will be the last thing you ever see!

Nurse! Scrub my teeth and water me down.

[Xeron]

They're hardly under-aged. They're over 18, and i don\t play with them. I provoke Chaos. *Snaps finger. A pair of wings grow on BigD's back*

[Loud Whispers]

At last my dream of Skywhales has come true.