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[Helgoland]

Russia stole Ukraine's Beauty.Did you see the Crimean Prosecutor ?

Ooooh... that prosecutor... *swoon*


EDIT:

Ukraine and Belarus

Ukraine (ウクライナ?) and Belarus (ベラルーシ?) are Russia's sisters who cause Russia deep sadness. Ukraine is Russia's older sister who gave him the scarf he now wears. She tries to distance herself away from Russia by trying to make new friends in Europe. She is very poor and often cannot afford to pay her gas and oil bills to Russia. She also has large breasts that represent her country's agricultural nature, which causes her constant back pains. Belarus, who wears an old fashioned dress, is deeply in love with Russia and constantly tries to get him to marry her. quote: "marry me big brother". Russia, however, finds her terrifying and thus tries to avoid her. It also may be so because she and Russia are "kind of siblings", which makes her incestuous. She gets severely jealous of other nations if they are near Russia and she will usually scare other nations off.

I need to watch that series sometime.

[Angel Of Death]

The prosecutor has no beard. I cannot be remotely interested!

[Sheb]

That's a nice beard you got there.

[Helgoland]

Would be a shame if something... happened to it.

[Arx]

Would be a shame if something... happened to it.

In the nights that followed... the Phantom Headshaver of Brighton-on-Sea struck again... and again!

[NobodyPro]

My beard got away from me before I could take it. I feel ashamed.

[Helgoland]

You could claim that it's a full-body beard.

[i2amroy]

You could claim that it's a full-body beard.

Extremely Dwarfy, that.

[Xeron]

YESSSS,THE TOOTHACHE IS FINALLY GONE !I CAN SLEEP AGAIN !

[Arx]

YESSSS,THE TOOTHACHE IS FINALLY GONE !I CAN SLEEP AGAIN !

The healing power of beards, or the wrong thread? Find out next time, in The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Привет.

[Helgoland]

Добро пожаловать!

[Remuthra]

Is this the Cyrillic Honorable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars?

[Helgoland]

All those Romanovs need a place to stay, don't they?

[Comrade P.]

Well, no, they don't. They're mostly dead by now. Or scattered in Europe somewhere, their very distant descendants, slowly dying of old age somewhere in France, I guess.

Is this the Cyrillic Honorable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars?

Наконец-то!