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Author Topic: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars  (Read 12579 times)

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2014, 05:04:07 pm »
Well, my avatar is old, white, but is clean shaven. If I only knew how to use Photoshop, I would turn the ponytail into a beard.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2014, 05:05:22 pm »
We don't need no Ponybeards up in here.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2014, 05:54:07 pm »
Hey, Biden is such a funny old man, he has a funny-old-man-beard while not having a beard!

Also, is there a whitehouse.gov petition to make Biden grow a ponytail?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2014, 06:05:49 pm »
It should be a wager that if he doesn't grow a ponytail, we get actual universal healthcare.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2014, 06:07:13 pm »
Darwin beards > Marx beards.

It's survival of the buffest.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2014, 06:23:34 pm »
Survival of the fluffiest you mean!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2014, 06:26:16 pm »
Bah, primitive materialism! The Weltgeist expresses itself through the Hegelian dialectics, bringing with it the historical inevitability of my beard!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2014, 06:42:11 pm »
I play old white-bearded men as characters. Does that count?
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2014, 06:56:49 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 24, 2014, 06:26:16 pm
Bah, primitive materialism! The Weltgeist expresses itself through the Hegelian dialectics, bringing with it the historical inevitability of my beard!
I have called this principle, by which each beard variation, if it increases its size, is preserved, by the term of Natural Extensions.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2014, 09:19:22 pm »
Ctulhu has a beard and a monocle now. His victims have beards as well.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2014, 10:01:43 pm »
Surely the ancient spirit of chaos and disharmony has a place in here.
Tea,chaps ?
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2014, 12:13:25 am »
H-h-hey, I can grow a beard real fast! Yeah! I-I've just been trying for a while, I'll have one soon! All I need is to k- I mean, uh, enlist the assistance of one of you fine victi-, gentlemen to absor- err, learn to maintain a beard!
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2014, 12:27:21 am »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on March 24, 2014, 03:02:36 pm
Quote from: Comrade P. on March 24, 2014, 03:01:18 pm
My avatar fits somehow to requirements of he society, no?

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Why don't we have a bearded smile on DF forum?!
This, and the lack of a top hat-and-monocle emoticon, are two of the gravest emoticon-related tragedies that have been discussed in this thread.
We totes have dapper emoticons.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2014, 12:47:16 am »
While being primarily a mustache, I believe my avatar has all the prerequisites desired.
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Re: The Ancient And Honorable Society Of Old White Bearded Avatars
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2014, 12:53:43 am »
Reptiles cannot grow beards...*

*as far as I know.
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