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[birdy51]

Drive to the hospital and have them fix my thumb.

[Arcvasti]

Use CHARISMA to protect Icytea. Out of spite.

[blazing glory]

... Add internet capabilities to my robotic self.

(1) You can't find any Modems,people are beggining to wonder why a robot is roaming the stores.

Spontaneously learn Hollywood parkour. Escape the scene by getting to the roof of a high building with a single bound.

(3) What on earth is Hollywood parkour? You get a Hollywood park tour ticket but you can't jump buildings.

grab THE PINK ONE from a plot hole
yell
"He hates partys" at her then throw her at IcyTea

(1) You find a pony,you can't manage to throw it,it kicks you instead.

Search the moon for the lost god of potatoes and cheese.

(5) Despite not having a space suit,you stroll out and explore the entire moon and find that god of cheesy potatoes is not around,without suffocating.

Drive to the hospital and have them fix my thumb.

(4) Success! *[Insert fanfare here]* you have obtained a fixed thumb!

Use CHARISMA to protect Icytea. Out of spite.

(1) You botch it bad enough that The god of total and complete anhilation get's a 1+ to his next roll!

Put IcyTea31 in the court room of the gods.

(4+1) IcyTea31 is now on trial,the jury and the judge are extremely biased.

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[killerhellhound]

Get to work on a badass car ready for the zombie apocalypse

[Arcvasti]

Invoke prior vodka-fueled alliance with the shady forces outside of reality to get the god of annihilation convicted in his own court

[IcyTea31]

((Hollywood parkour is the kind of freerunning seen in movies. For some reason, being skilled in it allows you to break the laws of physics.))

Demand to speak with my lawyer before the trial.

[Lyeos]

Do the robot! The dance one!

[birdy51]

Attend the heavenly trial.

[Erils]

ptw

[blazing glory]

Get to work on a badass car ready for the zombie apocalypse

(2) First you need to find one.

Invoke prior vodka-fueled alliance with the shady forces outside of reality to get the god of annihilation convicted in his own court

(3) The shady forces outside of reality are dealing with a anti reality wave happening in another universe.

((Hollywood parkour is the kind of freerunning seen in movies. For some
Demand to speak with my lawyer before the trial.

(1) What's wrong? Guilty enough to think you won't get away with it?

Fly back to earth, maybe I failed to notice him there.

(4) Your pretty sure he isn't on earth.

Do the robot! The dance one!

(3) You look really stupid.

Attend the heavenly trial.

(4) You attend,while your waiting you start screwing your thumb back on.

ptw

(6) You do shooty fingers at some random guy and say ptw! ptw!

Start reading out the charges against IcyTea31

(6) Lets see...oh here we are!

IcyTea31! You are charged with drinking expired milk! And drinking milk straight from the carton! How do you plead?

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[IcyTea31]

Not quilty. I don't drink milk at all, ergo, this hypothetical milk couldn't have been expired.

[Arcvasti]

Invoke obscure laws at the trial. Doesn't matter which side[Besides me personally] they benefit.

[killerhellhound]

steal a Tank

[Erils]

Interrupt the heavenly trial and do shooty fingers at everyone there.

[poketwo]

USE LIBERTY PRIME AGAINST THE TRIAL FOR THIS RIDICULES CRIME, A LOT OF PEOPLE DRINK MILK.