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[killerhellhound]

Grab killerhellhound and stop him from running away. Check whether or not the fuel tank truly is exploding. Some of us are invincible, others aren't. Sucks to be them.

flip this guy over (being invincible doesn't equal immune to momentum) run to the beetle and get the heck out of here

[Lyeos]

Become a cyborg!

[birdy51]

Once Icytea Killerhellhound is in the car... Drive.

[Arcvasti]

Pray to the god of potatoes and cheese to protect me from danger and kill this heretic (IcyTea).

Come to this fellows aid, just like he asked. Kill aforementioned heretic with maximum collateral damage.

[Arcvasti]

Pray to the god of potatoes and cheese to protect me from danger and kill this heretic (IcyTea).

Come to this fellows aid, just like he asked. Kill aforementioned heretic with maximum collateral damage.

((You are god of potatoes and cheese?))

[[I'm a god who once ruled a land of potatoes and cheese. That seems like it should count.]]

[blazing glory]

Grab killerhellhound and stop him from running away. Check whether or not the fuel tank truly is exploding. Some of us are invincible, others aren't. Sucks to be them.

flip this guy over (being invincible doesn't equal immune to momentum) run to the beetle and get the heck out of here

(2)vs(2) Both of you just wrestle around,the fuel tank is indeed about to explode.

>Impress everyone with my amazing dance skills.

(4) You hit the dance floor! Much wow is had.

Become a cyborg!

(6) Pshaw cyborgs are boring,robots are the new cool thing! You are now a brain in a robot body.

Once Icytea Killerhellhound is in the car... Drive.

(3) As Killerhellhound isn't in the car you don't drive away.

Pray to the god of potatoes and cheese to protect me from danger and kill this heretic (IcyTea).

Come to this fellows aid, just like he asked. Kill aforementioned heretic with maximum collateral damage.

(5+1) The god of total and complete annilation (hint you don't want to be near him) manages to get there first and cuts off Arcvasti.

NPC's

Augument explosion to kill everything and destroy everything

(1) The explosion is negated!

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

pocketwo:Head asplode:dead.

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[Lyeos]

Upgrade to giant deathbot.

[IcyTea31]

Grab the water hose and pin 'Hound against the fire truck with it.

[killerhellhound]

Grab the water hose and pin 'Hound against the fire truck with it.

run to the beetle and get a LMG from the boot using it to force Icy Tea to the firetruck

[Arcvasti]

Challenge upstart god to game of chess to the death. With a couple modifications. Only one king and no other pieces on each side and a 3X3 board.

[birdy51]

Twiddle thumbs.

[blazing glory]

Upgrade to giant deathbot.

(3) You draw up blueprints for the "coolest robot ever",you find that the local stores don't have any "Hadron colliders" nor "particle accelerators" or "lasers that make a pshew noise when fired"

Retreat to outer space (with spaceship), and look for the missing god of cheese and potatoes.

(6) Your so eager to get to space that you start right away! Then you crash into a big rock called moon.

Grab the water hose and pin 'Hound against the fire truck with it.

Grab the water hose and pin 'Hound against the fire truck with it.

run to the beetle and get a LMG from the boot using it to force Icy Tea to the firetruck

(4)vs(6) After killerhellhound uses a spray and pray approach and loses all his ammo,IcyTea31 pin's him to the fire truck. (Which is inert since the God of complete and utter anhilation^TM make a bad roll.)

Challenge upstart god to game of chess to the death. With a couple modifications. Only one king and no other pieces on each side and a 3X3 board.

(3) You throw your chess game at him,he isn't really interested.

Twiddle thumbs.

(3) You twiddle your thumbs but somehow you break one of them.

Kill IcyTea because he insulted the gods by trying to obtain imortality.

(6) You blow up the sun instead. (I just realized that at this rate this thread is going to be We are our avatars in mini form.

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Invinceable but not to gods.

[Lyeos]

... Add internet capabilities to my robotic self.

[IcyTea31]

Spontaneously learn Hollywood parkour. Escape the scene by getting to the roof of a high building with a single bound.

[killerhellhound]

grab THE PINK ONE from a plot hole
yell
"He hates partys" at her then throw her at IcyTea