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[killerhellhound]

Cast water breathing spell on both of us

[blazing glory]

Loose all clothing and other inhibitors to float to surface.

(1) Uhh...how would that work?

Buy a pool filled with diamonds instead of water, swim.

(6) As it turns out! Trying to swim in diamonds really hurts!

Raise a monolith on top of my discarded golem corpse as a memorial. Then go through it into another world.

(5) A great big slab is on your golem corpse and you go into a another world,filled with potatoes and cheese.

Cast water breathing spell on both of us

(1) You start strangeling and pummeling birdy.

See if I could be one of the possible winners of a lottery ticket.

(4) You win a billion dollars! But you have to get enough money to get a plane ticket to switzerland because some genius thought you should have a swiss bank account.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

birdy51:turns until death:1.

[IcyTea31]

Keep swimming. Eventually, my skin will harden from the damage.

[Lyeos]

Pass out the mugs that IcyTea so kindly gave to me.

[killerhellhound]

Summon DERN make sure to have some popcorn ready to watch as he destroys the world

[birdy51]

Summon a friendly dolphin who just happened to be by swimming at reasonable pace at a reasonable hour to save from the clutches of the evil scuba instructor and save me.

[poketwo]

Go and see what is on there

[blazing glory]

Keep swimming.

(2) You need medical attention!

Pass out the mugs that IcyTea so kindly gave to me.

(6) You throw them at people,someone calls the police.

Summon DERN make sure to have some popcorn ready to watch as he destroys the world

what's a DERN?

Summon a friendly dolphin who just happened to be by swimming at reasonable pace at a reasonable hour to save from the clutches of the evil scuba instructor and save me.

(5) A dolphin comes to the rescue! it smashes into the evil scuba instructor and brings you to the surface of the water.

Go and see what is on there

(3) Mainly mundane actions getting hilarious results,then you get a power cut.

Earn enough money for a plane ticket to switzerland.

(3) You get a train ticket on the Orient Express! There's been a murder!

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Bleeding:5 turns until death.

[Arcvasti]

Subjugate the new land with my CHARISMA

[IcyTea31]

Call an ambulance. The rich people one that arrives immediately and has better looking paramedics.

[birdy51]

Sue. Sue for all of my Scuba Instructors money.

[blazing glory]

Subjugate the new land with my CHARISMA

(6) All is well,until a hero of the land emerges,called smufy tonnes the second.

Investigate the crime with inspector clouseau of the leu.

(5) After a lot of inspecting and chasing and reading the criminals rights you finally solve the murder,you get off at the station.

Call an ambulance. The rich people one that arrives immediately and has better looking paramedics.

(2) You left your cell phone in your other pants.

Sue. Sue for all of my Scuba Instructors money.

(1) He sues you because "your personally trained dolphin" attacked him when he was trying to rescue you. (This is sort of true with emphasis on trying to rescue you.)

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31:Bleeding:4 turns until death.

[IcyTea31]

Run to the medicine cabinet of my mansion and perform first aid on myself.

[Lyeos]

Apologize profusely - say I have a mental disorder that makes me think people are giant flesh-eating bugs.

[birdy51]

OBJECTION!

If it were not for the dolphin saving my life, I would be dead. Thus the scuba diver instructor must be sued for his incompetence.