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[poketwo]

Look at stuff on bay12

[blazing glory]

Sue the radio manufacturer, because apparently their radios randomly exploding happens so often, they can't even afford to cover that in their warranty.

(5) All their money's are yours.

Just leave the building.

(4) You flee the building with your life!

Get in my car and drive to work as a scuba diver instructor

(3) You forgot your scuba equipment.

Attend my scuba diving lessons.

(2) You start drowning.

Look at stuff on bay12

(4) You find a RtD called Roll to watch blazing glory act in a reasonable manner.

Tell the officer that I didn't mean to take two newspapers and that I would pay for it twice over if he let me off the hook.

(4) He comments that it is a bit silly.

[Lyeos]

Mug IcyTea to take his money.

[Arcvasti]

Start colonizing other worlds and purifying them of alien filth

[birdy51]

Keep trying to swim, all the while wondering why my scuba instructor isn't helping me.

[blazing glory]

Mug IcyTea to take his money.

(2)vs(3) IcyTea mugs you!

I reply that it isn't as silly as arresting someone for taking two newspapers.

(3) He tells you to buzz off before he shoves his baton into your gut.

Start colonizing other worlds and purifying them of alien filth

(5) Horay no more aliens.

Keep trying to swim, all the while wondering why my scuba instructor isn't helping me.

(2) You sink like a rock,you scuba instructor is telepathic and tells you he hasn't got his scuba gear and he doesn't want to get wet.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

birdy51:turns until death:3

[poketwo]

look at the RTD

[birdy51]

Get to dry land.

[killerhellhound]

Dive in and resure Birdy (can I get a bonus due to being a scuba instructor)

[Arcvasti]

Start using advanced technology to build a physical body for me to inhabit[Think Numidium]

[IcyTea31]

Buy a mansion. Do rich people things.

[blazing glory]

look at the RTD

(4) It seems that a bay12 member called muthra made this thread but after a while it was hijacked by a member called Blazy gorey.

I comply and run from him, when safe, I read the newspaper.

(5) When you get to a safe enough distance you find out that the policeman wasn't actually a policeman! The scandel!

Get to dry land.

(3) What part of sinking like a rock didn't you understand? You find some dry land,about 10-20 meters above you.

Dive in and resure Birdy (can I get a bonus due to being a scuba instructor)

(5+1) Obeying your inner pyschopath you pin down birdy and prevent him from moving.

Start using advanced technology to build a physical body for me to inhabit[Think Numidium]

(6) They make a great big golem suit thing,then it falls over crushing their civilization.

Buy a mansion. Do rich people things.

(3) You get a house,you do whatever the rich do but no one really believes your rich.

Spoiler: Reasonable things (click to show/hide)

birdy51:turns until death:2,pinned down making a 1- to next roll

[birdy51]

Loose all clothing and other inhibitors to float to surface.

[IcyTea31]

Buy a pool filled with diamonds instead of water, swim.

[Arcvasti]

Raise a monolith on top of my discarded golem corpse as a memorial. Then go through it into another world.