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[killerhellhound]

Rip Icy Tea's arm's off and finish him through arm to the face

[blazing glory]

Lure the god that wants to help me into my fungal temple and sacrifice him to me

(5) Your power is boosted considerably,all the other fungal gods fear you!

Think pleasant thoughts and remove the nightmare from around me.

(4) Everyone is sent back from the nightmare dimension and is back to the spot where they were fighting.

Vanish in a puff of smoke, only to appear behind 'Hound to blast the back of his head with a shotgun.

Rip Icy Tea's arm's off and finish him through arm to the face

(4)vs(6) IcyTea appears behind killerhellhound but in his effort to rip off IcyTea's arm he ends up trying to rip the shotgun from IcyTea's grasp and it ends up blasting nothing.

Hound:23

Tea:1

[IcyTea31]

Telekinetically lift 'Hound up in the air and throw knives at him until he stops moving, then slam him to the ground, hard.

[killerhellhound]

Murder IcyTea until he is dead.

Yay a friend

use my new shotgun to blast IcyTea's nuts off

[Lyeos]

Wash my hands.

[Arcvasti]

Use newfound power to strike down the dwarven menace and grow my people on their corpses

[blazing glory]

Telekinetically lift 'Hound up in the air and throw knives at him until he stops moving, then slam him to the ground, hard.

use my new shotgun to blast IcyTea's nuts off

Murder IcyTea until he is dead.

(4)vs(1) (5) killerhellhound ends up with knives in him and slammed into the ground with such force that he breaks his spine! And then he somehow shot himself where it hurts with his shotgun,and then Sinvara murdered IcyTea to death.

You madmen ended up killing eachother with the only victor being Sinvara,who's original goal was to supply the fight with the Suger Plum fairy from his radio. Great job!

Wash my hands.

(5) You wash your hands in such a completely reasonable manner that all the bacteria are allergic to your hands!

Use newfound power to strike down the dwarven menace and grow my people on their corpses

(6) Looks like your in a evil biome! Dwarven zombies ready to trample your people while roaming around.

[IcyTea31]

Respawn. Return to doing reasonable things.

[Arcvasti]

Mutate my fungal people into one of those mushroom things which possess dead bodies and turn them into zombies

[killerhellhound]

have the rebellion revive me using the magic they learned from me

[blazing glory]

Respawn. Return to doing reasonable things.

(1) You find you've forgotten how to do reasonable stuff! You can't read the news paper! You can't complain about politics!

Mutate my fungal people into one of those mushroom things which possess dead bodies and turn them into zombies

I stop Arcvasti's reenactment of The Last of Us by torching them with my mental flamethrower, AKA I use a bulldozer.

(2)vs(2) The fungi can't mutate in such a way! And Sinvara can't find a bulldozer anywhere!

have the rebellion revive me using the magic they learned from me

(4) The rebellion does so,and now the [Insert evil empire name here] are without a leader!

[Lyeos]

Check my wallet for money.

[IcyTea31]

Do something even more unreasonable than stealing and swapping the frescoes of the Sistine Chapel with lewd imagery.

[poketwo]

Sit in my bunker, waiting for small civilizations to form outside in Europe, and check the news.

[Arcvasti]

Sacrifice myself to myself, thus reincarnating as a wizard.