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[blazing glory]

Put on a ginger wig to defend myself from the soul-eating attack

(6) It's so convincing that reality itself doesn't believe you exist!

Being so very close to death I use my willpower to free my soul steal the souls of all the teddy suffocating gangsters, and also fix things like those pesky bullet holes in my body.

(5) Your completely healed! And you have dealt with the gangsters at the same time!

Have Generic Woman #1 see me, and rescue me from the pile.

(5) She rescues you from the pile! And she tells you that her real name is Shara,she is willing to reopen your releationship.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:1- penalty to rolls involving his hands,2 turns.

[Arcvasti]

Manifest enough CHARISMA to con the world into making me exist again

[killerhellhound]

FLAMING TACKLE Icy Tea

[birdy51]

Run away from the horde, romantically glancing to Shara's eyes.

[IcyTea31]

Snap kick killerhellhound as he charges.

[blazing glory]

Manifest enough CHARISMA to con the world into making me exist again

(3) You manifest as mold,now make your fortune in the world.

FLAMING TACKLE Icy Tea

Snap kick killerhellhound as he charges.

(4)vs(6) IcyTea31 manages to kick killerhellhound but hellhound ends up crashing into IcyTea31 sending both of you down into the ground,then,both of you spot a cliff while struggeling. (This duel has to end sometime)

Run away from the horde, romantically glancing to Shara's eyes.

(3) She begins to wonder why a horde of women are chasing after you,you manage to run away well enough though.

I teleport to the background of IcyTea's and Killerhellhound's awesome battlefield and start playing Dance of the Suger plum fairy on the radio.

(4) Dance of the Suger plum fairy it is,everyone now feels demotivated due to the lame music.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:1- penalty to rolls involving his hands,2 turns.

[IcyTea31]

Get on top of the struggle, pummel killerhellhound's face until we get an actual wound system to track who's winning.

[blazing glory]

Get on top of the struggle, pummel killerhellhound's face until we get an actual wound system to track who's winning.

Do we have to have a wound system? *grumble* *grumble* fine I'll get something to track it.

[IcyTea31]

Do we have to have a wound system? *grumble* *grumble* fine I'll get something to track it.

As I understand, we've run on Chunky Salsa so far, but in this duel neither combatant has got any wounds.

[killerhellhound]

Lift IcyTea and slam him back to the ground then curb stomp

[birdy51]

Tell her it's because I'm as handsome as prince. Give her the sassy look.

[blazing glory]

Get on top of the struggle, pummel killerhellhound's face until we get an actual wound system to track who's winning.

Lift IcyTea and slam him back to the ground then curb stomp

(4)vs(5) Killerhellhound slams IcyTea into the ground with such force that it almost breaks his spine! So far hellhound has been curb stomping anyway.

I thought about meters but they seemed to be a big hassle,so we'll go with boring hit points.

Hound:200

Tea:176

Damage will be determined by chunky salsa.

I keep playing Dance of the Suger Plum fairy with such intensity that Icytea and Killerhellhound stop fighting for a whole minute.

(6) You keep shaking the radio around that it lets off a electric charge and zaps you uncouncious,and then the radio flips to some boss music/suitible music

Tell her it's because I'm as handsome as prince. Give her the sassy look.

(1) She says your ugly as a frog,she gives you such a powerful slap that it knocks you onto the ground.

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

aattss:1- penalty to rolls involving his hands,2 turns.

[IcyTea31]

Snap kick to the diaphragm, roundhouse to the face, knifehand to the neck and a sweep kick to trip him, then a literal curbstomp.

[killerhellhound]

kick Icy Tea while his down preventing him from getting up to attack me

[blazing glory]

Snap kick to the diaphragm, roundhouse to the face, knifehand to the neck and a sweep kick to trip him, then a literal curbstomp.

kick Icy Tea while his down preventing him from getting up to attack me

(3)vs(6) IcyTea gives a roundhouse punch to the face while killerhellhound's kick missed and ended up stumbling.


Hound:182

Tea:176