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[aattss]

Pray to the lord to heal my injuries. Amen.

[IcyTea31]

Escape the planet to get out of reach of the Ghostbusters and the nuclear war. Assault helicopters can totally fly in space, nobody has just tried to do it.

[Arcvasti]

Since I'm apparently in some kind of Utopia, transform my criminal organization into a company that sells baby clothes.

[Fluoman]

(5) Fluoman is insane to the point of no return,gibbering about forces from the dimension beyond.

I shall be your hand!

[TamerVirus]

outlaw blorble so that no blorble can ever exist again

[blazing glory]

Tell generic #1 that she has lovely child-bearing hips and that I would love to have her number.

(5) You get her number and she is extremely attracted to you,she might even tell you her name!

Pray to the lord to heal my injuries. Amen.

(5) Your right as rain! you even feel a bit more energetic then before you were wounded!

Escape the planet to get out of reach of the Ghostbusters and the nuclear war. Assault helicopters can totally fly in space, nobody has just tried to do it.

(4) Your hiding on the moon.

Since I'm apparently in some kind of Utopia, transform my criminal organization into a company that sells baby clothes.

(6) Success! you even sell teddy bears! however your gang members/whatever do not appreciate this and are destroying equipment and clothes.

(5) Fluoman is insane to the point of no return,gibbering about forces from the dimension beyond.

I shall be your hand!

(6) Cthulhu accepts your service but you are destroyed in the end from serving such a being.

outlaw blorble so that no blorble can ever exist again

(5) People are horrified to even think of blorble!

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[birdy51]

Acquire her name.

[IcyTea31]

Check the situation on Earth. Have the remaining two Ghostbusters stopped chasing? How is the nuclear war?

[Fluoman]

Oh noes!
Attempt to take physical form as blazing-glory Spawn. Burst out of his chest.

[TamerVirus]

blow up the moon, and by extension, IcyTea31

[IcyTea31]

blow up the moon, and by extension, IcyTea31

I'm possessing an assault helicopter as a ghost. Blowing up the Moon will only destroy the copter at worst and at best will simply throw me off the Moon.

[aattss]

Use gold bars to become the batman

[TamerVirus]

blow up the moon, and by extension, IcyTea31

I'm possessing an assault helicopter as a ghost. Blowing up the Moon will only destroy the copter at worst and at best will simply throw me off the Moon.

THEN BE LOST IN SPACE!

[IcyTea31]

THEN BE LOST IN SPACE!

Helicopter. With gyroscopes for turning and machine guns for propulsion. I can go anywhere I want, as long as I have the ammo. Also, ghost levitation.

[Arcvasti]

To cheer up my gang members, start a side business of selling babies. You can buy babies, baby clothes and teddy bears all in one convieniant location!