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[Remuthra]

Seriously, does everyone want to be inspired by my rationality?

I will make a "Roll to act in a completely reasonable manner", and it will be the most popular game on this forum, if I have too to prove it to you.

Then do it.

DO YOU NEED MORE INSTRUCTIONS?

[Spinal_Taper]

Read a newspaper.

[Dermonster]

restrain urge to destroy the plot and a vast amount of surrounding area.

[GiglameshDespair]

SARCASTICALLY DISAGREE WITH FORUM POSTS ON THE INTERNET

[GreatWyrmGold]

That's my job!

Attend class.

[Furtuka]

consume sandwichs

[Sheb]

Go to the donuts shop, realize this isn't healthy and come back home for a sandwich.

[killerhellhound]

file paperwork to get a shotgun

[Remuthra]

Read a newspaper.

(6) You speedread your copy of String Theory Quarterly. What do you mean they've disproven String Theory already? You are now Irate.

restrain urge to destroy the plot and a vast amount of surrounding area.

(5) Acting in a perfectly reasonable and proactive manner, you head into your Zen Garden and meditate some on the nature of life, before your emotions can motivate you to rash acts. Your Pacifism Meter goes up.

That's my job!

Attend class.

(3) You neglect to bring a coat on your way to your class. Considering the chilly weather, this rather thoughtless act impedes your travel, and you arrive late.

file paperwork to get a shotgun

(1) Being a resident of a highly progressive society, attempting to possess a firearm in this rational and peaceful area is tantamount to heresy. Two well-dressed gentlemen arrive to take you to the Town Square, where you may be tried.

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]

[Sheb]

Dang, forgot to bold my actions.

Brew a cuppa and drink it while reading Sherlock Holmes before going to bed.

[GiglameshDespair]

Was I skipped for a reason? 

[GreatWyrmGold]

I call foul! From experience, I know that cold doesn't impede your speed! In fact, it often does the opposite, by spurring you to higher speeds so you can get out of the goshdarn cold!

Be in class. Learn.

[Remuthra]

Dang, forgot to bold my actions.

Brew a cuppa and drink it while reading Sherlock Holmes before going to bed.

(1) You thoughtlessly forget where you used your coffee ground supply, and in a thoughtless fit of anger you injure both your hand and coffee brewer. Ow.

I call foul! From experience, I know that cold doesn't impede your speed! In fact, it often does the opposite, by spurring you to higher speeds so you can get out of the goshdarn cold!

Be in class. Learn.

Well, you weren't so thoughtless as to endanger your health by refusing to go back for a coat, were you?
(4) You take careful notes on advanced philosophy, acquiring information you missed from a fellow student.

Was I skipped for a reason? 

bold my actions

Spoiler: The Perfectly Reasonable Designated Storage Site for Suitable Information (click to show/hide)

Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity

[Sheb]

Ouch. Put my hand under water and bandage it. Then settle for hot milk with honey and cinnamon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Advanced Philosophy? What do you take me for, a Liberal Arts major?

Continue being in class until it's over.