Change title of thread to "Roll to Save 4maskwolf from Nuclear Disaster."
[1] The new title will be "Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe"
Claw out of hell, learn to manipulate brimstone in the process
[6] You not only do that, you have mastery over all demons in creation. And a hole to bring them through.
Looks at stump which is raining blood judiciously "BLIMEY! This is that Salad Days all over again. Well then, I had best stop the bleeding, which I shall do by packing the wound with turnips! Turnips, as you may know, are natures tourniquets. Its right there in the name you see and oh bloody hell I bled out while I was talkin again" At this he bleeds out.
A second officer enters the scene:
"WHATS ALL THIS THEN? You, you wolf! Did you do this? If so then I'm afraid you may need psychiatric help! Lucky I know one just up the road. Follow me please!"
[4] The wolf snarls, looking confused
Set up the machine gun I lug around everywhere but have never mentioned and never will again, use it to shoot down incoming nukes.
[4] Never too much dakka. Most of the nukes are gone. And I'm holding you to that promise.
GET IN EVANGELION. SURVIVE NUKES. EAT CHIKEN
[2] You try to run from the nukes, but are badly injured and likely to get leukemia
Karate ninja kick smurfingtonthethird!!!
[1] Smurfingtonthethird borrows my GM stick to kill you with,
then returns it.
Strengthen jail cell bars.
[6] ... why must you always be the jailkeeper? The bars cannot be bitten through.
While everyone is distracted by the incoming nukes, destroy 4maskwolf with briefcase nuke. Because I have to restore my honour after saving GWG in the game to destroy him.
[1] No. You are going to place the briefcase nuke, but everyone turns on you and yells how much they hate you and that nobody loves you and you slink off.
Shoot the nukes while they're still in the upper atmosphere with my tank that I was in this whole time.
[5] The tank shoots down the remaining nukes, but you are not in it. As a matter of fact, you are nowhere to be found.
Surprise 4maskwolf with birthday party.
While everyone's distracted, DISCREETLY MURDER ROLEPGEEK BEFORE HE CAN SHOOT DOWN THE NUKES
[6] The wolves enjoy the birthday party. Also, you discretely remove Rolepgeek from continuity.