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Author Topic: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe  (Read 5837 times)

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2014, 07:35:23 pm »

Strengthen jail cell bars.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2014, 09:58:44 pm »

 While everyone is distracted by the incoming nukes, destroy 4maskwolf with briefcase nuke. Because I have to restore my honour after saving GWG in the game to destroy him.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2014, 10:02:05 pm »

While everyone is distracted by the incoming nukes, destroy 4maskwolf with briefcase nuke. Because I have to restore my honour after saving GWG in the game to destroy him.
*sighs* I'll update it eventually.  Probably tomorrow.

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2014, 05:03:51 pm »

Shoot the nukes while they're still in the upper atmosphere with my tank that I was in this whole time.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2014, 01:06:04 pm »

By the way, happy birthday, if you gave the right one on your signup. Now that we've celebrated it, let's get back to murdering you.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2014, 01:20:02 pm »

Surprise 4maskwolf with birthday party.
While everyone's distracted, DISCREETLY MURDER ROLEPGEEK BEFORE HE CAN SHOOT DOWN THE NUKES
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2014, 05:27:08 pm »

yes, let's

Update coming soon, I just need to pull up a random roller.

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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2014, 05:34:59 pm »

Change title of thread to "Roll to Save 4maskwolf from Nuclear Disaster."
[1] The new title will be "Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe"

Claw out of hell, learn to manipulate brimstone in the process
[6] You not only do that, you have mastery over all demons in creation.  And a hole to bring them through.

Looks at stump which is raining blood judiciously "BLIMEY! This is that Salad Days all over again. Well then, I had best stop the bleeding, which I shall do by packing the wound with turnips! Turnips, as you may know, are natures tourniquets. Its right there in the name you see and oh bloody hell I bled out while I was talkin again" At this he bleeds out.

A second officer enters the scene:
"WHATS ALL THIS THEN? You, you wolf! Did you do this? If so then I'm afraid you may need psychiatric help! Lucky I know one just up the road. Follow me please!"

[4] The wolf snarls, looking confused

Set up the machine gun I lug around everywhere but have never mentioned and never will again, use it to shoot down incoming nukes.
[4] Never too much dakka.  Most of the nukes are gone.  And I'm holding you to that promise.

GET IN EVANGELION. SURVIVE NUKES. EAT CHIKEN
[2] You try to run from the nukes, but are badly injured and likely to get leukemia

Karate ninja kick smurfingtonthethird!!!
[1] Smurfingtonthethird borrows my GM stick to kill you with, then returns it.

Strengthen jail cell bars.
[6] ... why must you always be the jailkeeper?  The bars cannot be bitten through.

While everyone is distracted by the incoming nukes, destroy 4maskwolf with briefcase nuke. Because I have to restore my honour after saving GWG in the game to destroy him.
[1] No.  You are going to place the briefcase nuke, but everyone turns on you and yells how much they hate you and that nobody loves you and you slink off.

Shoot the nukes while they're still in the upper atmosphere with my tank that I was in this whole time.
[5] The tank shoots down the remaining nukes, but you are not in it.  As a matter of fact, you are nowhere to be found.

Surprise 4maskwolf with birthday party.
While everyone's distracted, DISCREETLY MURDER ROLEPGEEK BEFORE HE CAN SHOOT DOWN THE NUKES

[6] The wolves enjoy the birthday party.  Also, you discretely remove Rolepgeek from continuity.

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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2014, 07:33:57 pm »

I shall always be the jailkeep!

Jail Birdy
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2014, 07:49:30 pm »

Pick up the face of the universe. "Oh, how dirty can something be?" Dust Birdy off it. With a knife.
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2014, 04:05:06 am »

Bring forth BEELZEBUB, LORD OF FLIES! Have him attack Birdy with all that pestilence of his
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2014, 06:31:56 am »

Find a new universe.
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2014, 08:13:12 am »

Find a new universe.
Transform Birdy into the new universe.
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2014, 07:58:54 pm »

Pinch 4maskwolf's GM stick and hide it in a pocket dimension.
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Re: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2014, 09:50:37 pm »

Leave the nuke in pure spite- why should I let those pricks have the last, final word? And almost nothing is more final than vaporisation.
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