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Author Topic: Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe  (Read 5769 times)

4maskwolf

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Roll to Remove Birdy from the face of the universe
« on: March 23, 2014, 11:28:04 am »

Step One: Declare Actions
Step Two: 4mask declares action
Step Three: Action Resolution

What are you waiting for?
« Last Edit: April 02, 2014, 05:28:41 pm by 4maskwolf »
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NAV

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 11:43:38 am »

Rip off one of his masks.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 11:57:28 am »

Ride GWG into the game.

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 12:05:52 pm »

Make him Roll for Anal Circumference.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2014, 12:16:22 pm »

Rip off one of his masks.
[2] You fail to rip off the mask of the wolf in front of you, and the wolf bites your hand off

Ride GWG into the game.
[4] You do so.  GWG, GET IN HERE!!!!

Make him Roll for Anal Circumference.
[2] You die for bringing up FATAL.  You are dead.

The Lone wolf in front of you howls to attract the pack
[1] Well, it certainly attracted something.  A tank rolls out of the woods and fires on it.
[2] But the shot goes wide and destroys the corpse of Darkpaladin.

Status:
Team death to wolves:
Tank: 5 shots left
DarkPaladin: Dead and obliterated
Remunthra: Riding GWG into battle
NAV: Missing a hand

Team Awesome:
Wolf 1: angry

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2014, 12:18:45 pm »

((What's with all the "Roll to Destroy Username" games?))
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2014, 12:19:58 pm »

((What's with all the "Roll to Destroy Username" games?))
((Dunno. I got bored.  It's a way to do something and hopefully have amusing results))

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2014, 12:26:24 pm »

Suddenly... A turtle falls on 4maskwolf.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2014, 12:26:48 pm »

Begin Guitar Battle.

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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2014, 12:28:17 pm »

HADOKEN
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2014, 12:45:04 pm »

((What's with all the "Roll to Destroy Username" games?))
((Dunno. I got bored.  It's a way to do something and hopefully have amusing results))
((Gotta warn you - they're hella fussy to update. Don't try to keep track of player data like meters - you'll fly of yar rocka before you get four turns done.))
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2014, 01:13:01 pm »

RESPAWN
INSIDE 4MASKWOLF
AS A CHESTBURSTER
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2014, 04:35:13 pm »

TURN 4MASKWOLF INTO A POTATO
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2014, 05:08:01 pm »

Regrettably inform 4maskwolf that there has in fact been a ban on new "roll to destroy" games due to overcrowding. Arrest 4maskwolf for willfully disregarding this ban that he had no idea about and that I just made up off the top of my head because I watched Monty Python recently.
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Re: Roll to Destroy 4maskwolf
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2014, 09:26:40 pm »

Suddenly... A turtle falls on 4maskwolf.
[3] A turtle falls on the wolf, causing it to yelp in pain.  However, all it does is make it angrier.
Begin Guitar Battle.
[4] You pull out a guitar and begin to riff, causing the wolf to howl in agony.  It isn't dead yet, though.
HADOKEN
[2]Try as you might, you cannot seem to HADOKEN.  Feel free to try again.
RESPAWN
INSIDE 4MASKWOLF
AS A CHESTBURSTER

[6]You burst from inside the wolf's chest, killing it instantly.  Then three more show up.
TURN 4MASKWOLF INTO A POTATO
[3] You summon a rain of potatoes onto the scene.  It is now raining potatoes.
Regrettably inform 4maskwolf that there has in fact been a ban on new "roll to destroy" games due to overcrowding. Arrest 4maskwolf for willfully disregarding this ban that he had no idea about and that I just made up off the top of my head because I watched Monty Python recently.
[6]4maskwolf apologizes for the inconvenience and offers to end the game.  Do you accept?

4maskwolf offers to end the game.

It is raining potatoes.
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