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Author Topic: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))  (Read 47089 times)

NAV

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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #495 on: April 24, 2014, 08:14:17 pm »
Brew some of those fuzzy pink bananas into booze.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #496 on: April 24, 2014, 08:15:41 pm »
Procyon: Take the mining operation job.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #497 on: April 24, 2014, 08:36:02 pm »
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 06:16:47 pm
Second wave? In.

Name: Desmond Malone
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A stereotypical wisecracking noir detective, with a trenchcoat and low brimmed hat. It's honestly surprising that he isn't holding a tommy-gun.
Personal Information: Desmond is from 1950s LA, where a gun and a smile are worth more then all the money in the world. He isn't sure how he got here, but that doesn't stop the torrent of wisecracks coming out of his mouth.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Endurance: 2
Dexterity: 2
Smarts: 5
Charisma: 5
Profession: Noir Detective
Inventory: Trusty Revolver, Trenchcoat, Hat.

Waitlist open, or did I type this up for nothing?
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #498 on: April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm »
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #499 on: April 24, 2014, 08:47:20 pm »
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

A man has been knocked uncounsious with his weapon stolen

Start concealing my laser gun...
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #500 on: April 24, 2014, 11:34:20 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 05:06:55 pm
Hrm...true but I have a gun.

See if I can sign up as a engineer in the army.

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Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2014, 05:22:03 pm
I'll abstain from more actions in the same day, since training. If night-time, (and groups have variable time dilation), Night crazies/watch.

It's peaceful. The genocide of terror birds has apparently scared off the locals.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on April 24, 2014, 06:05:48 pm
Remember that I have a Glock, but sign up for the army anyway. Cause MOAR gunz.

Welcome to the New Republic of Australia's Army. You get a standard gauss assault rifle, some ceramic body armor, and a place to sleep. Apparently, you and some others are off to construct an outpost.

Quote from: kj1225 on April 24, 2014, 07:14:50 pm
Serve meat to girlfriend/cultist.

She takes some of it. Woot.

Quote from: NAV on April 24, 2014, 08:14:17 pm
Brew some of those fuzzy pink bananas into booze.

Bananabooze! Now you have to wait for it to be ready! ...and wait... and wait...

Quote from: Lolfail0009 on April 24, 2014, 08:15:41 pm
Procyon: Take the mining operation job.

You've been assigned to help scout out the site of a future mining outpost.

Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

There's plenty of organised crime for you to deal with, ranging from civil cases to massive thieveries of valuable resources and crystal.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 24, 2014, 08:47:20 pm
Quote from: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm
(Possibly.)

"Anyone need a handsome detective?"

Look for detective work.

A man has been knocked uncounsious with his weapon stolen

Start concealing my laser gun...

You flail and set it off, accidentally shooting some random person. Yeah, cops.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #501 on: April 24, 2014, 11:45:33 pm »
((At least I'll be well equipped if I decide to desert))

Tell the cops that I'm new to the military and they didn't really tell me how to use the laser gun,I was just showing the gun to my mate here *slap Desmond on the back* and it set off!

If this succeeds wait around until this guy shows up http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrillSergeantNasty and gives me a order.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 11:50:02 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #502 on: April 25, 2014, 12:04:27 am »
Create a large piece of conceptual outdoor art. Wait until people think "Who the carp does this guy think he is, filling the main square with ranch dressing? Must be one of those weird artists, and a great one at that." Then take commissions.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #503 on: April 25, 2014, 03:00:01 am »
((Gah! The GUI got fucked! Needs a reset- no rolls, no location, nothing!))

Sooo, uh, more training and watch-dogging until further notice...
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #504 on: April 25, 2014, 03:39:48 am »
((Fine, I'll unfuck the next one.))
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #505 on: April 25, 2014, 04:16:49 am »
Procyon: Get a 3D scan of the geographical location of the site on my laptop.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #506 on: April 25, 2014, 05:47:55 am »
Time for plan B!

Curl up in a foetal position and cry.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #507 on: April 25, 2014, 07:00:08 am »
Yay!
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #508 on: April 25, 2014, 07:11:03 am »
Tackle some low-level criminals to shake off the rust. Tackle them with bullets.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: You're in a Post-Apocalyptic Rainforest: Recruiting for second wave! ((YoaP))
« Reply #509 on: April 25, 2014, 07:13:53 am »
((Whoa, next wave of this goodness? Perfect! Starting the character generation!))
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