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[GrizzlyAdamz]

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no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird

((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he roars at the humans, & takes bites out of any interlopers!

[blazing glory]

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no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird

((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he mauls any interlopers!

ok I'll edit the post so one action if I am being chased and one if I'm not.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

((Hmm, on second read, you might've been right.))

[hops]

"Is that foooooood?"

Danyell swings down from tree and tries to get some of the bird by giing Mallone the patented Puppy Dog Eyes^tm

[Orange Wizard]

Wizard will try to determine our location. Not sure how useful encyclopaedias will be for this.
"You hooligans over there should leave that bird be. It could be poisonous!"

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))

Bash in unconscious bird's head.

There's a greedy light in Barnabus' eyes.

[5+1]

The bird is kill. You are splattered with skull bits.

Continue following the river.

[2]

Waterfall. You can see a lot of trees. LOTS OF TREES. In the distance, there's a concrete-bunker-compound thing embedded in a cliff face.

Mr. Mallone
Pull the birds head off, then eat it for nutrients.

Bjorn
BACK OFF MY BIRD.

If the bird is still moving, break its neck. Hit anyone who tries to steal meat or mutilate the corpse.

snip
no... Smurfing said I entered the scene being chased by A big bird

((Read the rest of the update. Bird went down shortly after.

hooo boy, this'll get interesting.))



Barnabus wants that cranium- he roars at the humans, & takes bites out of any interlopers!

2+2STR, 6+1END VS 5+2STR VS 6+1STR

Fight between muscleheads!

The head is pulled off. It's a bloody mess. Bjorn retaliates and smacks Malone in the head, but he is only dazed. Bjorn gets bitten by Barnabus.

Starn Gundar grab a spanner from my toolbox/pocket or whatever and start beating up the bird chasing me if not being chased by bird due to confusion search my tool box to know what tools fate gave me,and to figure out if I'm delusional and only have a pocket of tools.

[2]

You miss the bird. It's getting closer.

"Is that foooooood?"

Danyell swings down from tree and tries to get some of the bird by giing Mallone the patented Puppy Dog Eyes^tm

[3]

Puppy dog eyes to the dazed guy. A fight is probably about to start.

Wizard will try to determine our location. Not sure how useful encyclopaedias will be for this.
"You hooligans over there should leave that bird be. It could be poisonous!"

[6+3INT]

You determine you're somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, where exactly is still a mystery.
You yell at the people squabbling over the decapitated smashed head bird.

((leader person, do leader things!))
~
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
Two female flight attendants
Two random guys (unconscious)
Twelve random girls (unconscious)
Pilot (unconscious)

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Messed up giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass concrete thing on the other side.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Barnabus the zombie!
Secure the head!

[NAV]

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. HE IS COMPLETELY NAKED AND VERY HAIRY! He has a long braided red beard.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 10
endurance: 2
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory: Axe, bigger axe, shield, jug of mead, meat, berserking shrooms, chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.

I AM NOT FOOD

Smack Barnabus in the head with my stick. Try to knock his teeth out.

[kj1225]

Kyle the fire bender.
Grab a shit load of food and put it in my back pack before making the journey to find a safe way down.

[smurfingtonthethird]

You have selected TO THE DEATH

You're all fucked. Supplies are more scarce, animals are more common, dangerous and violent, and violence will ensue.

[mastahcheese]

Start shaking all the unconscious people while screaming loudly

[GrizzlyAdamz]

You have selected TO THE DEATH

You're all fucked. Supplies are more scarce, animals are more common, dangerous and violent, and violence will ensue.

((Demand instant-runoff elections! Another poll, with the least popular (or two) choices removed!))
((Informative video series))

[Lolfail0009]

Procyon: Wake unconscious passengers/pilot.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Wait a second.

((Guys, you do realise there is a big pile of aeroplane food t- yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease. I will love you 5ever if you include you personal sheet in your posts.))

yeah, fuck it, I'd go with the terror bird. At least cook it first or I'll kill you all with disease.

terror bird.

:|

[blazing glory]

Starn Gundar start grabbing rocks and throwing them at the bird to try to get it angry enough to charge,sidestep at the last second,the charge direction should get it to crash into that bunch of muscular guys who are fighting for some reason