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[smurfingtonthethird]

Barnabus the zombie!
Secure the head!

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. HE IS COMPLETELY NAKED AND VERY HAIRY! He has a long braided red beard.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 10
endurance: 2
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory: Axe, bigger axe, shield, jug of mead, meat, berserking shrooms, chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.

I AM NOT FOOD

Smack Barnabus in the head with my stick. Try to knock his teeth out.

[1+1STR], [5+2END] VS [3+2STR]

Smack! No head for Barnabus, and now he's concussed. Bjorn stands triumphant! He gains +1 strength and endurance skill.

((Skills are leveled through pure training, through certain drugs(though only temporally), and through feats. Feats include constructing something awesome, winning a fight with even odds (no starting random fights) and through convincing lots of people to do what you want them to, whether they are PC's or NPC's. They are the high-risk-high-reward skill training technique.))

Kyle the fire bender.
Grab a shit load of food and put it in my back pack before making the journey to find a safe way down.

[2]

No food for you! Intercepted by others.

Start shaking all the unconscious people while screaming loudly

[1-1INT]

You shake some dude and his arm falls off. Oh shit!

Procyon: Wake unconscious passengers/pilot.

[3+1INT]

You wake everyone up by throwing water at them. It works, and everyone is awake. And freaking out.

Starn Gundar start grabbing rocks and throwing them at the bird to try to get it angry enough to charge,sidestep at the last second,the charge direction should get it to crash into that bunch of muscular guys who are fighting for some reason

[6-1DEX]

The bird charges you, and you pelt a rock at it. You fall over as it lunges at you and bolts towards the waterfall.

Thomas Hawke
walk over to the river and swim looking for stuff in and around the river while I'm there

[4]

There's fish, shellfish and water plants. Some of those things are probably edible.

Dany
"STAHP IT GUYS"

This is silly. Dispense airplane food.

[3+1]

You hand out food to the newly awakened people, who are crowding around the one-arm guy. One of those people is applying first aid to the man.

Thomas Hawke
"Guys stop fighting and help!"
cancel my trip to the lake and try to talk the guys out of fighting ready my baton just incase

Procyon: "You should all heed Danyell's advice. Desychronous actions could spell death for us.

Fights over lol

((leader person, do leader things!))

((Sorry, but this forum seems to be the most active whenever I sleep. The timezones are a conspiracy meant to make me miss turns in forum games.))
Lucas de Carpe, The Artist: Fire the flaregun in the air. Fail to notice the zombie in the ruckus of a bird being mutilated by equally brutish men. "You DO realize that we have a large pile of food and we don't have to hunt in a while, and that while is probably all we need? We wouldn't want to get inju- oh, you're already bleeding." (To the rest of the survivor group) "Does anyone know first aid?"

[5]

The two-arms guy proudly announces he has a certificate 4 in first aid as he bandages up one-armed dude.

((Damn traitorous wusses))

Silence, wuss! The people have spoken, and they want themselves a challenge. Well a challenge you will get.

~
As of now I track anything remotely involving an injury:
People:
Lolfail
kj1225
NAV
IcyTea
InsanityIncarnate
Objective
Spinal_Taper
Darkpaladin-dazed
Leonkr9
GrizzlyAdams-concussed
Yoink
mastahcheese
blazing glory
Two female flight attendants
First aid guy
One arm guy, unconscious
Twelve random girls
Pilot

Things you own:
Your inventories (mainly useless crap)
Pile of unsearched bags
Pile of useless plane bits
Fuzzy pink bananas
Airline food
Messed up giant bird corpse

Places:
Plane crash: Consists of a plane crash (_/) in a clearing. Near a freshwater stream.
Fuzzy Pink Banana trees: a place with fuzzy pink banana trees.
Waterfall: a waterfall. It lets you see across a valley, and there's a big ass concrete thing on the other side.

[blazing glory]

Looks like I have a nemisis because that bird can fly (?) and for some reason I doubt it would be happy with my gambit.

Starn Gundar
start's looking at his stuff because for some reason he's unsure what tools he has.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((It can't fly, its about 2 metres tall. Think of a giant version of a Seriema.))

[hops]

Nick some of the fishes while nobody is looking and run over in a hidden place to sacrifice them to Cthulhu for his guidance

[blazing glory]

((It can't fly, its about 2 metres tall. Think of a giant version of a Seriema.

Ah so we THINK it died since "there's no way it could survive that!",I expect about 25-50 rounds in I'll be encountering a mean scarred giant bird,that for some reason has razor sharp talons and can bite with enough power to crush through bones.

I know I'm being rediculas but I'm like that.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((These guys can already do that, but they aren't scarred. I have much more powerful critters in stock for you guys. A tip? Brush up on your Cenozoic era friends.))

[blazing glory]

((These guys can already do that, but they aren't scarred. I have much more powerful critters in stock for you guys. A tip? Brush up on your Cenozoic era friends.))

No way,other people can do that,as soon as I know if I have duct tape or not I'm either going to make something of a pike since you don't need to be strong or fast to plant the back firmly in the ground and let the enemy impale it's self,won't work on smarter things but it'll do,if I don't have duct tape then I'll be rumaging around for a swiss army knife or something.

[blazing glory]

Anyway we're going for insanly awesome mode and I get the feeling a pike would be useful for things that I reackon are going to be BIG,though frankly I don't know what I'm really going to do since I don't see any broken guns around or wrecked jeeps.

[IcyTea31]

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist: "Alright, that flare should tell people where we are. Now we just need to wait, though it might even take days. Our food supplies should last us for long enough, but we need a plan in case it won't. You there, the sneaky guy, how about you'll climb a tree and see if there's anything interesting around us? Medic (The NPC), what is your name?"
EDIT: My actual action for this round: Check the bird-fighters for injuries and point them to The Medic.

[Lolfail0009]

Procyon: Please everyone, calm down! We all need to be rational to survive in this jungle!

[smurfingtonthethird]

((No guns. No nice, easily available steel weapons (unless you brang one). The most powerful weapon any of you own is a 6-shot revolver, with 6 bullets. You want a fancy weapon? Make it yourself, with good rolls, some science, high INT and high DEX, or settle for a stone axe. No metagaming or I change the laws of reality!))

[blazing glory]

((No guns. No nice, easily available steel weapons (unless you brang one). The most powerful weapon any of you own is a 6-shot revolver, with 6 bullets. You want a fancy weapon? Make it yourself, with good rolls, some science, high INT and high DEX, or settle for a stone axe. No metagaming or I change the laws of reality!))

Well I'm in trouble then since my DEX isn't that good,my character is built to feed off rubbish and repair it,doesn't seem to be anything useful broken from what I see.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((We'll see what the future holds, especially the contents of the concrete thing. Remember, practice makes perfect! Or it might blow your hands off. 50/50.))

[blazing glory]

Well I'll just focus on getting a improvised weapon for now.

[kj1225]

I will point out that I should be good at fighting since, you know, I'M A FUCKING MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR AND A FIRE BENDER ON TOP OF THAT!

Still take the food. Continue trying to take food until I manage to obtain food and put it in my backpack. Then craft a shiv.