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INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Furtuka]

Sacrifice Arcvasti to destroy the sun

[NAV]

CHAOS METER:
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||[͔͓̪̮͙̜́͘͠|̵̢̲͉͍̺͖̗̥̲́͡͡|̢̟̭̖̭̜́|̧̢̤͙̠̻|҉͚̰̥̫͖͓͓̬̮̞̣̀|͟҉̵̴̤̬̮̫͔̹͓͈͉͖|̵͙̜̘͝ͅͅ|̧̡͘͏͖̣͕̳̩̣̝̩̦̟̤̻̭̙̬͉̬̥|̛͙͕̦͇̫̺̭̥̰̝̯̯̼̝̻ͅ|̵̧̨͙̲̟͔̹|͝͏̮͓̮̦̜͔̤̳̹͉͔̘͍̺|̨̢̖̯͉̲̹͉͉̻̦̗̹̠̝̭͈͘͝|̸͎̝͓̩̗̹͓̖͔̝͈̻͡|̶̶̢̗̰̣͇̥̻̹̕͝|̵҉̸̮̦͙̘̲̻̯̫̬̟͉̬͉̮͕͚̜|̢̹͖͉͓̮̭̭͙͙͓̟̹͇͓̻̭̙͠|̴͇̟̖͔̭̻̱͕͕͘͠|̧͕͍͚̥͎̞͉͈͓̜̖͉̲̲́͘ͅͅ|̶̨͘҉̤̻̼̲ͅ|̷̴̛̦̪͔͖̱̰̗̟̩̟͍̲͇̹̀͡ͅ|̥̣̞͙͉͙͓̼͓̺̹͕̣̼͓̞̤͟|͏͕̹͙̬͖̟̝͞͝͡|̷̧̨̻̣̩͖͍̯͓͙͚̀͠|̷̥̼͔͇̟͖̰̱̠̰͓͎͕̩͟|̶̕͟͡҉̼͚̬͉|͏̷̨̡̤͖̣̮̯̝̯̗̰̙̤̩̺̰ͅ|̨̨̗͎͙͓̼̙̼̘͖͉̼̖͓ͅ|̸̸̼̹̖͓̻̞̠͇̱̜́͢͠|̴̨̮̟̘̱̻̖̕͝|͏̡̲̬̖̥̦͓̺͉̼̺̠̣̝͈̫̠̖̲̪͢͜|͏̴̨̛̬̙̪̮̻̖̩̥͔̲͉͢|̢̦̻̠͇̫̗̫̱̀͢͞H͖͍͚̹̲̳́́O̵̼̳L̵̡̜̮̯̣̤Y̼͇Ș̻͎̱̝͖̲H͕̞̲̘̟͢I͙͇̦T̯̭̯̺͇͓͢I̶̙͔̗̣͚͢C̦͉͖̝͘͡A̸̘̼͖͔̼̼̬Ń̢̪̫͈́T̴̤̭̘̻̦̱̳͎͞ͅE̺̬̯V̯͕̞̥͕͢E̡̛͔̩̝͓̥͎̩ͅN̷̢̝̤͚ͅC̠O̵̡̤̜̭͟N̛͙̗̤̟T̠̝͚̠̜͓̭̙͢O҉̶̴̬̝̜͚͚̩̭̰L̨͚̤T̷̷̯̠̭͇͚̝̺̝̘̥̘Ḫ̵̳̞̮̥̠̼̠̦̭̥̀E҉̬͎̠͔͓̩̮́͟C̡̠̹̻͖̲̤̩̝̻̭͍̙̯͓̥̭͓̀́̀Ḫ̴̸̡̰̲̪̳͚̣̕A̸̟͇̞̮̝̟̣̼̳̯͓̮̯̘͍̹̲̯͠O̶̧͍̗͎̮̥̯͙͟S̵̴̡͚̮͈͇͖̠̮̘̭̹̠̠̙

[mastahcheese]

CHAOS METER:
[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||[͔͓̪̮͙̜́͘͠|̵̢̲͉͍̺͖̗̥̲́͡͡|̢̟̭̖̭̜́|̧̢̤͙̠̻|҉͚̰̥̫͖͓͓̬̮̞̣̀|͟҉̵̴̤̬̮̫͔̹͓͈͉͖|̵͙̜̘͝ͅͅ|̧̡͘͏͖̣͕̳̩̣̝̩̦̟̤̻̭̙̬͉̬̥|̛͙͕̦͇̫̺̭̥̰̝̯̯̼̝̻ͅ|̵̧̨͙̲̟͔̹|͝͏̮͓̮̦̜͔̤̳̹͉͔̘͍̺|̨̢̖̯͉̲̹͉͉̻̦̗̹̠̝̭͈͘͝|̸͎̝͓̩̗̹͓̖͔̝͈̻͡|̶̶̢̗̰̣͇̥̻̹̕͝|̵҉̸̮̦͙̘̲̻̯̫̬̟͉̬͉̮͕͚̜|̢̹͖͉͓̮̭̭͙͙͓̟̹͇͓̻̭̙͠|̴͇̟̖͔̭̻̱͕͕͘͠|̧͕͍͚̥͎̞͉͈͓̜̖͉̲̲́͘ͅͅ|̶̨͘҉̤̻̼̲ͅ|̷̴̛̦̪͔͖̱̰̗̟̩̟͍̲͇̹̀͡ͅ|̥̣̞͙͉͙͓̼͓̺̹͕̣̼͓̞̤͟|͏͕̹͙̬͖̟̝͞͝͡|̷̧̨̻̣̩͖͍̯͓͙͚̀͠|̷̥̼͔͇̟͖̰̱̠̰͓͎͕̩͟|̶̕͟͡҉̼͚̬͉|͏̷̨̡̤͖̣̮̯̝̯̗̰̙̤̩̺̰ͅ|̨̨̗͎͙͓̼̙̼̘͖͉̼̖͓ͅ|̸̸̼̹̖͓̻̞̠͇̱̜́͢͠|̴̨̮̟̘̱̻̖̕͝|͏̡̲̬̖̥̦͓̺͉̼̺̠̣̝͈̫̠̖̲̪͢͜|͏̴̨̛̬̙̪̮̻̖̩̥͔̲͉͢|̢̦̻̠͇̫̗̫̱̀͢͞H͖͍͚̹̲̳́́O̵̼̳L̵̡̜̮̯̣̤Y̼͇Ș̻͎̱̝͖̲H͕̞̲̘̟͢I͙͇̦T̯̭̯̺͇͓͢I̶̙͔̗̣͚͢C̦͉͖̝͘͡A̸̘̼͖͔̼̼̬Ń̢̪̫͈́T̴̤̭̘̻̦̱̳͎͞ͅE̺̬̯V̯͕̞̥͕͢E̡̛͔̩̝͓̥͎̩ͅN̷̢̝̤͚ͅC̠O̵̡̤̜̭͟N̛͙̗̤̟T̠̝͚̠̜͓̭̙͢O҉̶̴̬̝̜͚͚̩̭̰L̨͚̤T̷̷̯̠̭͇͚̝̺̝̘̥̘Ḫ̵̳̞̮̥̠̼̠̦̭̥̀E҉̬͎̠͔͓̩̮́͟C̡̠̹̻͖̲̤̩̝̻̭͍̙̯͓̥̭͓̀́̀Ḫ̴̸̡̰̲̪̳͚̣̕A̸̟͇̞̮̝̟̣̼̳̯͓̮̯̘͍̹̲̯͠O̶̧͍̗͎̮̥̯͙͟S̵̴̡͚̮͈͇͖̠̮̘̭̹̠̠̙

Excuse me, I need to go and clear up some room in my sig.

[IcyTea31]

Issue everyone bandanas (wear them on your head, not anywhere else or I'll murder you), flintlock pistols and cutlasses to increase the Pirate Meter. EDIT: Also, stab someone with a cutlass while giving it to them. Doesn't matter who.

Just a reminder, as it's been 4 pages since I posted my action.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Hahahaha, you still think there's any sort of order still controlling this mess.

[WhitiusOpus]

D̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

HONESTLY, LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND YOU LOT HAVE GONE AND LOST IT
NEVER LET GWG TOUCH YOUR SHIT

Start sacrificing people until the game stabilizes and starts making sense again.

[6]

EVERYONE IS SACRIFICED! HOORAY!

YOU SUMMON ME BACK! HOORAY!

Sacrifice Arcvasti to destroy the sun

[2]

NO SEAL

[mastahcheese]

D̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦

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[TamerVirus]

D̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦

IMPEDE ACTION

IMPEDE HIS ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE!

[Arcvasti]

Just start nuking things already

[killerhellhound]

Hang out with the god of death at a bar. Order him a drink

[4maskwolf]

Get a poll put up asking what is the best way to destroy my face!

[Elephant Parade]

Hijack RTD.

[Elephant Parade]

Hijack RTD.

[5]
You are successful.

D̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦

IMPEDE ACTION

IMPEDE HIS ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE!

[2]
The GM is too lazy to read the Zalgo text.

Just start nuking things already

[5]
You manage to destroy ten countries and start a nuclear war.

Hang out with the god of death at a bar. Order him a drink

[2]
The god of death doesn't like alcohol.

Get a poll put up asking what is the best way to destroy my face!

[3]
Well, I would make one, but I don't control the topic.

[WhitiusOpus]

Become the One GM to Rule Them All. I shall never be usurped, only appoint my successor!