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OVER 9000

8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Respawn as the dragon, Bahamut.

[aattss]

Are new players not allowed to join, or was I skipped?

[TalonisWolf]

Zombify!

[WhitiusOpus]

Stay in character as GWG by trying to ship myself and STEPHEN HAWKING. The roll shall decide how.

[TalonisWolf]

Stay in character as GWG by trying to ship myself and STEPHEN HAWKING. The roll shall decide how.

((What is the story behind this gem, and can you link me to it if possible? This sounds priceless.

[blazing glory]

Make a vote for the ability to make 2 actions if one wishes to.

[Sanure]

Romance Elsa while Aiding the Allies of GWG.

[killerhellhound]

Have a warm bath in !!MAGMA!! as I'm a hellhound the heat can't harm me. Splash Sanure while I'm in the bath

[Sanure]

Sanure notes how fire doesn't really bother him. or Lava. or Magma. Or the sun. Basically anything hot.

[mastahcheese]

I'M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE POLL EXISTS

LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT?- 9 (24.3%)
EXCESS OF TIME?- 6 (16.2%)
CONTROL FREAK?- 5 (13.5%)
KLEPTOMANIA?- 14 (37.8%)
SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?- 3 (8.1%)

KLEPTOMANIA IS STILL WINNING WHICH ISNT SUPRISING AT ALL

[blazing glory]

I'M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE POLL EXISTS

LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT?- 9 (24.3%)
EXCESS OF TIME?- 6 (16.2%)
CONTROL FREAK?- 5 (13.5%)
KLEPTOMANIA?- 14 (37.8%)
SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?- 3 (8.1%)

KLEPTOMANIA IS STILL WINNING WHICH ISNT SUPRISING AT ALL

I voted Control freak.

[killerhellhound]

Sanure notes how fire doesn't really bother him. or Lava. or Magma. Or the sun. Basically anything hot.

Thats up to the RNG to decide I'm only immune because GWG stated I'm a hell hound last turn

[Sanure]

Sanure notes how fire doesn't really bother him. or Lava. or Magma. Or the sun. Basically anything hot.

Thats up to the RNG to decide I'm only immune because GWG stated I'm a hell hound last turn

Agreed lol

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE POLL EXISTS

LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT?- 9 (24.3%)
EXCESS OF TIME?- 6 (16.2%)
CONTROL FREAK?- 5 (13.5%)
KLEPTOMANIA?- 14 (37.8%)
SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?- 3 (8.1%)

KLEPTOMANIA IS STILL WINNING WHICH ISNT SUPRISING AT ALL

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS KLEPTOMANIA
IT IS DEFINITELY NOT PART OF A SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET
THAT SCHEME IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
BUT IT TOTALLY DOESN'T EXIST

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nope. You're AI-controlled, aka an NPC. Check your stats more carefully.

No, you have it as 'I am an AI', not 'I am controlled by an AI'.  The exact wording for the result that caused me to become an AI is 'You are now an AI character', which means I am character who is AI, not a character controlled by one.

"AI character" usually refers to "character controlled by the game's artificial intelligence," since for a character who is an AI one would just say "you are an AI". My mistake in not recognizing the potential confusion.
Besides, didn't a ONE giving you exactly what you wanted give you any suspicion? It sure should have.

PILOT HEALING MULTIVERSE.
HEAL
EVERYTHING
IN
THE
DANG
OMNIVERSE

[4]
Holy carp! Eotyrannus healed something! Without killing people!
Chaos decreases! So do the other Meters, mostly out of surprise.

Respawn. Shoryuken GWG's face.

[6]
You hit the dragon with the Rising Dragon Fist?
It works, but you get imprisoned for heresy. Yeah, they're a bit surprised, too.
+2 Pain for GWG.

Disbelieve the chaos meter as measurable chaos is thus ordered and thus not chaos.

[1] Chaos Meter increased by 3. There are two marks left in the Chaos Meter.

UNIVERSAL RESET

BECOME THE UNIVERSE
IF THATS TOO MUCH, BECOME MEGAS XLR OR SOMETHING

[4] You are the new universe. Good timing, by the way.

put the remains of North America in the machine and press the button

North America is gone. So is the machine.
Destroying everything does that.

Summon the Shamwow Guy and have him fight Billy Mays in awesome pitchman combat

Billy Mays is gone, but you can just summon him next turn.
[3] You try to summon the ShamWow guy, but he's busy. At least you get a bunch of complimentary ShamWows.

Thank the kindly old Veteran for his efforts, and FLY!

The veteran is gone.

Hey I'm not an enemy. These GWG clones are meant to help defend the original. Of course, that is if I was able to control them. How many are there?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CLONE MORE!

[2] Nope.

Give WhitiusOpius a cosplay meter.

He's gone. Maybe later.

Enchant Black Hole with the ability to absorb one Game Object per turn, and convert it into one bar for the Chaos Meter. If the Chaos Meter overflows, every point of overflow allows it to enjoy one extra piece of the universe per turn.

The Chaos Meter measures how long until chaos destroys the universe. Which it did. The black hole is gone, too.

Respawn as the dragon, Bahamut.

[4] You are Bahamut.

Are new players not allowed to join, or was I skipped?

I must not have seen your action. Sorry.

Zombify!

[4] You respawn as a zombie.

Stay in character as GWG by trying to ship myself and STEPHEN HAWKING. The roll shall decide how.

...
No. How the hell is that in character?

Make a vote for the ability to make 2 actions if one wishes to.

[1] This was the honest roll.
...
You, um...lose...something.

Romance Elsa while Aiding the Allies of GWG.

Elsa is gone.
Besides, no one was getting anywhere with her. Why do you think you would?

Have a warm bath in !!MAGMA!! as I'm a hellhound the heat can't harm me. Splash Sanure while I'm in the bath

[2] Huh. Hell hounds may or may not be immune to fire, but they're definitely not immune to density. You walk on lava for a little bit, then stop because your paws start to hurt. You're sad.


NPC Turns:

Prevent people from becoming Victims this universe.

[1] Nope. Five victims. Let's see who they are...TamerVirus, killerhellhound, GreatWyrmGold, TamerVirus already got rolled, so did killerhellhound, blazing glory, TalonisWolf, GreatWyrmGold already got rolled, so did blazing glory, blazing glory just got rerolled, that's three bg's in a row FINE! Only four Victims.
...Wait, Talonis isn't Tamer. I count so good.


Overall turn:
Chaotic

Spoiler: Universal Stats (click to show/hide)

Chaos Meter: ||||||||||

Is darkpaladin

Characters:

Spoiler: Cosmic (click to show/hide)

darkpaladin: The Universe (see above)

Spoiler: Miscellany (click to show/hide)

Erils: Not A Good Cloner

Spoiler: Victims (click to show/hide)

blazing glory: Undefined Handicap
Glory Meter: |||||||||||||||

GreatWyrmGold: Draconic
Pain Meter: ||||||||||||||||||||

killerhellhound: Sad Hellhound
Hellfire: |||||||||||||||

TalonisWolf: Zombie
Pancreas Meter: |||||

TamerVirus: Has a lot of ShamWows
ShamWow Meter: ||||||||||||