RESET! The rules are changing. And a few details may be lost--I hope not.
REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES
[2]
You start to, then realize that he probably needs that insulin. Knives won't cause the body to absorb glucose, they'll cause it to leak blood! You begin to rethink your life.
SHOOT UNIVERSE WITH HEALING IMPLOSION. IT IS NOW HEAL.
[1]
The universe is now imploding.
Eat Birdy's liver.
[5]
Ew. Liver.
...Why does everyone say liver tastes bad, anyways? I've never had any.
Sit out my timeout.
...
I'm not gonna roll for this.
Turn slap-fight into elaborate dance, clutch a rose with my teeth!
[1]
You step on the other person's foot. The dancer's palm hits the GrizzlyAdamz in the forehead, shattering the skull, shoving the skull through the brain, and tearing apart the brain!
The GrizzlyAdamz has been struck down.
Attempt to fly away, thus protecting my liver from ground based enemies.
[1]
You fly into a conveniently-shaped rock that cuts out your liver before blazing glory eats it.
Wait, you're giving up already? Or are you not giving up the reins? I'ze confuse.
Not giving up the reins.
Yes, I realize I already replied to this, but I also just noticed how my statement was ambiguous.
Anyways, want to play?
MAKE ALL ROLLS USE RANDOM TYPES OF DICE
[0]
Dude. Not cool. Especially since you didn't specify a system for how the random dice rules would work.
Stop messing with the rules and play the game.
Take over everyone's Pancreas via rapidly spreading plague, and take over by threatening to make alcohol impotent.
The ultimate threat on Bay12? Threaten the booze stockpile.
Edit: Forgot a whole word somehow.
One action per turn, please.
[1]
You infest your pancreas with the Bubonic Plague!
Attack this guy stop him from destroying the booze its the only thing keeping us from wreaking the universe...again... you know I've lost count how many times we've done that now
[5v2] You bite TalonisWolf! You do not get infected with plague! He loses the use of one of his feet!
You feel kinda bad for biting a sick guy!
Summon knife elemental. Make him stabbity everything except me.
[1] The knife elemental decides it doesn't want to listen to you any more and stabbities you.
Respawn.
[1]
You were evidently mean to Ganesh in your last life (you don't understand how Hinduism works), so you become a flea.
Assist All of GWG's True Allies in their actions while attempting to alter the Ragnorok by Killing Fenrir before Odin Dies.
[6] You kill Fenrir. This causes Odin to try and aid Thor, which surprises him, causing both to die to Jormugandr before Thor can kill it.
Oops.
Summon A potato for everyone to stop all this fighting.
[6]
You summon the A-Potato, which seems to be a potato with the powers of the A-Team! You attempt to activate it, but discover it instead has the powers of an A-Bomb.
((Remind the GM that since I rolled a [||||||] last turn, every roll result must be represented with a meter rather than a number))
A lot got changed when this switched GMs. That's one of the casualties.
Achieve victory.
[6]
You're winner! New Game! Back to Level 0.
TITLE UPDATED
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Use Chaos Power to create a supermassive black hole whose strength is relative to the power of the Chaos Meter which begins destroying the entire universe, adding power to the Chaos Meter!
Btw, I am immune to it's pull.
You all had better I hope I fuck up here somehow.
[5]
Oh screw you.
Turn another player into an AI
[1] You are now an AI character.
NPCs:
Shoot the giant snake thing!
[4-1][2-1][5-1]
You shoot Jormugandr, hitting one eye, scratching its flank, and killing a bunch of you.
Create an Ice Castle.
[6] You can't help but freak out at the everything. The universe starts freezing.
Reduce the chaos of the universe.
[3] -1 Chaos
Destructive Meters: You can attempt to decrease these. A 3 or 4 is -1, a 5 is -2, and a 6 is -2 plus a surprising effect. 1 increases the meter by 1. Attempting to increase a meter is also possible; it increases by one on a 4, two on a 5-6, and -1 on a 1. (Sixes also do other things.)
Chaos Meter: ||||||||||
-Chaos Black Hole: +1 Chaos/turn. +1 Imploding!/turn.
Imploding! |||||
Freezing! ||||||||||
North America and Caribbean destroyed.
Characters:
Clone Troopers: Shooting Things. (Two rolls at -1.)
Elsa: SFW-barriered. Fear Meter: ||||||||||
Eotyrannus: Star. The burning kind. Also a terrible, terrible, terrible healer.
Sanure: Emo.
Vgray: Flea.
blazing glory: Ate Liver.
Empiricist: Behind the Times.
Furtaka: Questioning Self.
Spinal_Taper: Level 0
Zanzetkuken the Great: AI.
Jormugandr: Ginormous. One eye gone. Scratched flank.
killerhellhound: Hound from Hell.
Knife Elemental: Made of Bloody Knives.
birdy51: Gash in chest.
Liver Meter: σσσσσσσGreatWyrmGold: Inexplicably Recovered.
Pain Meter: ||||||||||||||||||||TalonisWolf: Plague-infested. Left heel destroyed.
Pancreas Meter: |||||Alright. That looks good.
If I made a mistake, point to proof that the mistake was made and I'll give you a +1 to your next action.
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