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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200944 times)

TalonisWolf

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #420 on: March 26, 2014, 11:35:45 pm »

Shouldn't wolves stick together? :(

Whhhhy would you betraaay meeeee.... *sob*
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #421 on: March 26, 2014, 11:37:30 pm »

Throw TalonisWolf in jail.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #422 on: March 26, 2014, 11:38:40 pm »

 But then how will you get me tried for treason during the Cold War, without creating a friggin paradox?
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #423 on: March 26, 2014, 11:42:58 pm »

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Jam several pairs of glasses onto the GWG's face. Then punch his face in the face. with my face.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #424 on: March 26, 2014, 11:46:56 pm »

  Roll a six... I want to see him fill his own face with shards of glass, simply because head butting someone wearing even one pair of glasses is just stupid. Hell, even a normal punch would probably get your hand shredded like cheddar. Not fun.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #425 on: March 27, 2014, 12:01:44 am »

grab Xantalos and use him as a club to kill 4maskwolf
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« Reply #426 on: March 27, 2014, 12:12:57 am »

grab Xantalos and use him as a club to kill 4maskwolf

  I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, he is a fellow wolf. On the other  I WAS BETRAYED! ARGHHH...

  Go get him.
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« Reply #427 on: March 27, 2014, 03:02:58 am »

Clone GWG to make an army of GWGs
Why wasn't my action rolled for?
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #428 on: March 27, 2014, 03:11:09 am »

Respawn as cancerous tumor inside of GWG's left ventricle.

[5]

GROSS

YOU ARE A CANCER

Tied to the leg of GWG?

Birdy51 Prays for someone to save him. I'm not going to last long tied to his leg.

[2]

NO ONE COMES
WOO, PARTY

Grant all players a deity meter. GWG, as a god, already has his at full.

[1]

NONE FOR YOU

Does that mean I ended up in a bar fight?

Become GreatWrymGod! beat up GreatWrymGold!

[6]

THERE ARE TWO GWG'S NOW, YOU CLAW OLD ONE IN THE FACE

SHOOT THEM BOTH IN THE FACE!

Protect GWG. Somehow.

[2]

PROTECT GWG FROM GWG? HOW? SUCH MIND PROBLEM, WOW

The Imperium of Man conquers the timeout corner.

(It's based off of "I will fight no more forever.")

[4]

THE TIMEOUT CORNER IS YOURS AFTER A BLOODY BATTLE BETWEEN THE IMPERIAL GUARD AND GIANT TODDLERS

Force Playergamer to update his games.

[5]

PLAYERGAMER, UPDATE YOUR GAMES, OR ILL STOP UPDATING ONE OF MINE


Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.

Also question if GWG is a communist.


[1]

ITS THE SAME SPOT, SO SHUSH

THE GWG'S AREN'T COMMUNIST, SAD FACE

Also steal one of the GM's sticks so I can hijack this thread and he can focus on the more interesting one (Plane crash)

[3]

THE GM CAN ONLY DO THIS ONE AT HOME, SORRY HE CAN'T UPDATE EVERY 8 HOURS

POSSESS SPINAL_TAPER

[2]

NONE FOR YOU

EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU FOR FAILURE AT DANCE

Forget I was supposed to have an honourable martial arts duel with physics, pull out a shotgun and shoot it in the face, then GWG.

[3]

THE SHOTGUN WORKS BECAUSE OF PHYSICS! SHIT!

THE PHYSICS PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

This is my final action declaration:
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place.  Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
*Facepalm*
And tell him the same about TalonisWolf.
ASSIST THIS ACTION
Must you assist all my actions?
YES

[1]

YOU WARP THROUGH TIME TO THE COLD WAR. THE FALLOUT UNIVERSE COLD WAR. SHIEEEET.

Throw TalonisWolf in jail.

[2]

YOU GET SHOOTED AT BY MURRICANS WITH PLASMA RIFLES, SHIT

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Jam several pairs of glasses onto the GWG's face. Then punch his face in the face. with my face.


[4]

YOU PUNCH THE NEW GWG IN THE FACE WITH YOUR FACE

IT SCREAMS IN PAIN

HORATIO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND YELLS yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

grab Xantalos and use him as a club to kill 4maskwolf

[2]

YOU CAN'T PICK HIM UP
BULLIES MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR WEEDINESS

Clone GWG to make an army of GWGs
Why wasn't my action rolled for?

BECAUSE THE REPLY BOX DOESN'T GO BACK FAR ENOUGH BECAUSE YOU GUYS SHITSPAM THIS INTO OBLIVION SO I HAVE TO COPY PASTE ALL THE LINKS

[1]

THERE'S ALREADY ANOTHER GWG



OLD GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN FALLOUT WORLD CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM

NEW GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN FALLOUT WORLD CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND GLASS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
BIRDY51: TIED TO LEG CAUSE REASONS
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
FALLOUT-WORLD CUBA

CHAOS METER
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« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 03:12:55 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #429 on: March 27, 2014, 03:17:15 am »

2 GWGs is not enough

Clone an army of GWGs!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #430 on: March 27, 2014, 03:25:24 am »

Claw orginal GWG in the face!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #431 on: March 27, 2014, 03:29:50 am »

Eldritch meter, please. Heheheha...
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #432 on: March 27, 2014, 03:30:56 am »

Perform MAGIC to destroy physics already! Come on, my awesome face-shooting plan won't work if physics exist. EDIT: While I'm at it, send some magic flying toward GWG as well.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 03:38:12 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #433 on: March 27, 2014, 03:33:18 am »

  Dude. We already left physics crying for mercy, on more than one occasion. It just doesn't give up.
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« Reply #434 on: March 27, 2014, 03:37:15 am »

Dude. We already left physics crying for mercy, on more than one occasion. It just doesn't give up.
Hey, there's a first time for everything, including complete destruction of physics.
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