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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Vgray]

Respawn

[Erils]

I just want to say this before it becomes irrelevant:

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I love how a thread about shooting a member of Bay12 in the face spawned a small discussion on the anatomy of a dragons respiratory system and whether it could survive lead fumes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kevlar also lets blades through.

If someone is wearing a bullet-proof vest, your best option is to stab them with your great-sword.

Or shoot them in the head.
(And it really depends on the vest.)

[Rolepgeek]

...And the greatsword, for that matter.

Of course, full body armor has ceramic plates or something in it nowadays.

But maybe we should be comparing it to Dragon Scale armor, hmmm? Maybe that would be a better anaology. :p

[WhitiusOpus]

I just want to say this before it becomes irrelevant:

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I love how a thread about shooting a member of Bay12 in the face spawned a small discussion on the anatomy of a dragons respiratory system and whether it could survive lead fumes.

The discussion was spawned because of said member of bay12, and is the reason why we all want to shoot him in the face.

[Erils]

I just want to say this before it becomes irrelevant:

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I love how a thread about shooting a member of Bay12 in the face spawned a small discussion on the anatomy of a dragons respiratory system and whether it could survive lead fumes.

The discussion was spawned because of said member of bay12, and is the reason why we all want to shoot him in the face.

I understand that, but I meant irrelevant as in we would stop talking about the effects of lead fumes on a dragon and move on to some other topic to do with dragons and bullets and faces.

[Vgray]

Wait. Does this mean my plasma cannons shouldn't have harmed GWG?

[smurfingtonthethird]

THE SIMPLE MATTER OF THE FACT IS THAT IF YOU ROLL GOOD, GWG GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT
FUCK YOUR LOGIC, RHETORIC, REASONING AND LACK OF SHOOTING GWG IN THE FACE

...YOU GUYS ARE REALLY WEIRD

Start throwing hard candy at them.

[1]

THEIR PARENTS COME
THEY BASH THE POO OUT OF YOU

TURN KHH INTO BULLET
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE

[6]

HE IS A BULLET
HE GOES FLYING OFF INTO THE SUNSET

Shoot GWG in the Eyes. With the Arwing.

[2]

GWG SMACKS YOU
ARWING DOWN!

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.

[3]

YOU GRAB GWG AND THROW HIM AT GWG
YOU MISS

TURN KHH INTO BULLET
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE

Turn Xantalos into bullet
throw him at Zanzetkumen

[6]

YOU ARE BOTH BULLETS FLYING TOWARDS ZANZETKUMEN

Order Stardroids to attack GM and bring me back the GM stick.

[1]

GM HIDES HIS GM STICK IN A SEPARATE DIMENSION UNDER CARE OF THAT OTHER GM

TRY AND BLOW THE UNIVERSE AGAIN NOW

Wonder why smurfington took over the GM spot from mastahcheese.

Then punch GWG in the shoulder.

[2]

I STOLE HIS GM STICK, LOL

YOU MISS. YOU ARE BAD AT THIS.

Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE

...Aren't you the GM?


Create nice underwater palace where people whon't be punching or shooting me.
Not that many are.

YES, I AM, LOL

[1]

YOUR BUILDING IS ASPLODED BY THE ASPLODING ARWING

Turn the meters visible. Continue fighting against physics.

[2]

PHYSICS IS WINNING! TITTIES!

Colonize this universe for the New Terran Republic! FOR THE EMPEROR!

(Threads, crossed.)

((NOW YOU'VE FUCKING DONE IT))

[5]

NOW THERE'S IMPERIAL GUARD ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT, FARK

Block the Xantalos bullet

[3]

YOU BLOCK THE XANTALOS BULLET
THE OTHER ONE HITS ZANEASKNINTHEWHATEVERITWAS

HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

See, here's the thing GWG; whether you're immune to lava or not is irrelevant, because it would be melting the lead scales,which would be soaking into your skin, thus giving you lead poisoning.

So yah.

Make a giant mechanical fist with rockets attached. Aim at GWG's face, activate.

[2]

IT PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE
WHAT A TWIST

Shoot GWG in face with HEALING IMPLOSION. He is now fully healed!

[6]

YOU MAKE A TINY STAR ON HIS FACE

THE GWG'S HEAD IS MELTING X6

SMUSH GWG INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT SAID PUDDING.

[1]

GWG SETS YOU ON FIRE

NOOO! Don't kill GreatWyrmGold! How could Bay12 ever survive without him?

Protect GWG with my life!

Also, dragons breath in lots of smoke and noxious fumes when they burn stuff so wouldn't they have a air-filtration system or something? Kind of like air-gills on a dragon?

[5]

YOU STOP HIM FROM MELTING ANYMORE

WEAK

Respawn

[1]

YOU SPAWN ON THE MOON
YOU ARE KILL
NOW YOU ARE A GHOST AND STUFF

((ENOUGH WITH THE OOC OR I'LL JUST PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE WITH ALL OF YOU))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.

[3]
YOU GRAB GWG AND THROW HIM AT GWG
YOU MISS

"I'm not sure what you were attempting there, but it was unpleasant!"

((ENOUGH WITH THE OOC OR I'LL JUST PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE WITH ALL OF YOU))

((What do I care? It stops everyone else from attacking me. Well, the ~50% of everyone else who are still following the original intent of the game...))


Drive the Imperium back to their Terra. This one is ours.

[Rolepgeek]

Transmute GWG's skin and scales into uncatalysed phlebotinum.

[Eotyrannus]

Meh, never leave a job unfinished. Turn tiny star on GWG's face into solar system. THEN heal face.

[darkpaladin109]

Create copy of GM stick.

[Spinal_Taper]

THE THING, GODDAMNIT.

[Vgray]

Possess random space marine.

[Furtuka]

Destroy GWG's sense of logic