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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[smurfingtonthethird]

The RNG did decide this time.

Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato

[4] GM STICK GET

Then I used the stick to make myself co-GM. Kinda. Why are you asking so many questions?

I've only hijacked two games so far, erm, maybe three.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Start eating candy in front of the children without giving them any

[6]

THEY ARE CRYING NOW
YOU DRINK THEIR TEARS

Laugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fight

[1]

FAIL

Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE

[5]

GWG FACE'S FACE HAS A BULLET IN IT
GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Obtain soldiers, Elerium-115, and plasma weaponry.

[1]

YOU GET EXPLODED WHILE IN THE BLACK MARKET WALMART

Keep doing that one thing.

[2]

WHAT ONE THING? WHAT ONE THING?!!

Take anti-Terror Star from interuniversal destruction storage device. Shoot space until it makes stars and solar systems with Healing Implosion.

[5]

YAY, STARS AND PLANETS AND SHIT

Laugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fight

Slap this foo's ass into the dirt with my dance skills.

[3]

YOU FAIL, BUT NOT AS HARD. YOU WIN THROUGH LAME VS FAIL

Rebuild Wuxia Meter. Kick physics in the face.

[6]

PHYSICS IS MAD
GRAVITY ACTIVATES

Could I have some clarification as to what this means? Didn't the rebuilt Earth already have gravity? Also, where are the meters?

[4]

WHATEVER, YOU GET YOUR METERS, GRAVITY IS JUST CRUSHING YOU AND SHIT

Try to defend GWG. Sacrifice myself if need be. (oooh that rhymes  )

[6]

TO THE DEATH!

EXCEPT NO ONE IS SHOOTING GWG

YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BAD AT THIS

Turns into a bearded guitar.

I shall be the true Riff-God!

[5]

YOU'RE A BEARDED GUITAR. WOOT.

Summon the Arwing.

[4]

K, YOU GET THE ARWING

[blazing glory]

Start throwing hard candy at them.

[Xantalos]

TURN KHH INTO BULLET
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE

[birdy51]

Shoot GWG in the Eyes. With the Arwing.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.

[killerhellhound]

TURN KHH INTO BULLET
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE

Turn Xantalos into bullet
throw him at Zanzetkumen

[darkpaladin109]

Order Stardroids to attack GM and bring me back the GM stick.

[Tiruin]

Wonder why smurfington took over the GM spot from mastahcheese.

Then punch GWG in the shoulder.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.

"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."

Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.

Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?

That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.

Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.

This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.

Neither does Pokemon logic. However, real-world logic applies more often than Pokemon logic.

And the DnD rules do not apply here GWG.

Where was it stated?
And why are people applying Pokemon rules here?

Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE

...Aren't you the GM?


Create nice underwater palace where people whon't be punching or shooting me.
Not that many are.

[IcyTea31]

Turn the meters visible. Continue fighting against physics.

[Playergamer]

Colonize this universe for the New Terran Republic! FOR THE EMPEROR!

(Threads, crossed.)

[Erils]

Block the Xantalos bullet

[Rolepgeek]

See, here's the thing GWG; whether you're immune to lava or not is irrelevant, because it would be melting the lead scales,which would be soaking into your skin, thus giving you lead poisoning.

So yah.

Make a giant mechanical fist with rockets attached. Aim at GWG's face, activate.

[Eotyrannus]

Shoot GWG in face with HEALING IMPLOSION. He is now fully healed!