BUILD MORE MECHA
[4] YOU BUILD A MECHA
Have a shot of my eyes with a leaping tiger in the background, say "Here comes The Tiger!" with extremely bad lip-syncing and tackle GWG, rapidly throwing punches at his face.
[4] YOU DO SO
WUXIA INCREASE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Kill REMUTHRA and steal his riff
[6] THE RIFF SPLITS AND MULTIPLIES
YOU NOW HAVE A NEW RIFF
DOUSE GWG IN VOLATILE AND FLAMMABLE GENERIC SUBSTANCE
[1] YOU DOUSE YOURSELF
YOU DIE
Call for robo-cop!
[2] ROBO-COP WAS ON EARTH
HE'S DEAD
Keep shooting darn it!
[1] YOUR ENGINE EXPLODES
YOU LOSE A BUNCH OF ELERIUM
>DESTROY DOOMBLADE WITH SOME KIND OF MISSILE.
[3] YOU SHOOT THE DOOMBLADE
THE DOOMBLADE SCREAMS IN PAIN
Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato
[4] GM STICK GET
YOLO
Pressurize the tank's cabin with chewing gum and duct tape.
[1] IT EXPLODES
Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.
[6] THE GWG IS ENGULFED IN NANOREPLICATORS
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Now play a Riff Quasar.
[5+A TON OF OTHER THINGS] QUASAR RIFF GET
Shank GWG in the face
[2] YOU MISS
Keep shooting darn it!
Then follow up in formation for more shooting!
[1] YOUR SHIP EXPLODES
ESTABLISH THE METER METER, WHICH KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER METERS!
[1] YOU ERASE ALL METERS FROM THE GAME BY ACCIDENT
WELL AT LEAST THEY ARE EASIER TO TRACK NOW
GOOD JOB BRO
Destroy the replicators on me. With fire. Which I am immune to.
[2] WELL AT LEAST BFEL GOT RID OF EVERYTHING
Channel the amplified riff to blast me out of the dragonplanet!
[5] YOU DESTROY THE DRAGON PLANET IN THE PROCESS
Create the Stardroids from all the planets destroyed so far.
[4] STARDROIDS GET
Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.
[2] YOU FAIL TO DO SO
INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2
[1] NOPE
Shoot Sun with anti-Terror Star. Everything is now hit by Healing Implosion.
[3] HEALING IMPLOSION DESTROYS SUN
USE MY REMOTE CONTROLLED MISSILE WHICH I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT
[2] YOU MISS
WELL THAT WAS A WASTE
Steal back the mecha and destroy the xantalos program.
[2] YOU FAIL TO
GET YOUR MECHA BACK
Complete Boot-up sequence.
[3] GOD THIS THING LOADS SLOWLY
Kill
[1] YOU DIE
Destroy everything and everyone.
[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------
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