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OVER 9000

8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[smurfingtonthethird]

Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato

[Avis-Mergulus]

YOLO

Pressurize the tank's cabin with chewing gum and duct tape.

[killerhellhound]

[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA

((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.

What earth?

The alien one.

Yeah that wont last much longer

[Sheb]

Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.

[blazing glory]

Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.

So then we have 100 GWG's to shoot in the face?

[Remuthra]

Now play a Riff Quasar.

[IcyTea31]

Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.

So then we have 100 GWG's to shoot in the face?

As I understand, he means to replicate the replicators, not GWG, using GWG for materials. Of course, if he rolls poorly...

[GiglameshDespair]

Shank GWG in the face

[birdy51]

Keep shooting darn it!

Then follow up in formation for more shooting!

[BFEL]

ESTABLISH THE METER METER, WHICH KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER METERS!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn.
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.

[6] YOU DO SO
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY

"Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."
Yes. I'm talking to the GM.

Riff my way out.

MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD

MASTAHCHEESE! WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS RIFF LEVEL?

[5+2+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] REMUTHRA RIFFS SO HARD HE BURSTS OUT OF GWGS CHEST IN A SHOWER OF GLORY AND GORE
THE GWG IS IN UNREALISTIC LEVELS OF PAIN AND HE SCREAMS AS SUCH
THE RIFF IS OVER 9000

Actually, I'm screaming more in disbelief.

Command SPESS MEHRENS to FIRE EVERYTHING at that dragon!!!

[1] THE SPESS MEHREENS MISHEAR YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER
YOU ARE NOW LOW ON SPESS MEHREENS

"..."

SPINKICK PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGs MAW.

[6] YOU PERFORM A OCTUPLE BACKFLIP AND ROUNDHOUSE PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGS MOUTH
IT EXPLODES IN HIS MOUTH
THE GWG SCREAMS IN HORRIBLE PAIN
PLUTO HAS BEEN DESTROYED

"Look, Pluto may be a dwarf planet now, but that's no reason to disrespect it."

Use firehose to spew fire at GWG or Doomblade. WHATEVER SOMEONE WILL CATCH FIRE

[2] THE FIREHOSE SPEWS WATER
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE FLAMETHROWER YOU STILL HAVE

Trying to decide if I should sig this.

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.

"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."

FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL

"Still immune to fire."

Arrest everyone for disorderly conduct,harrassment,arson,use of illiegle firearms,attempt to murder,and generally making a whole mess of reality.

EDIT oh and possiesion of illiegle robots and spaceships and making a good deal of noise for the neighbors.

"I haven't done any of those. I have been as orderly as possible; avoided harassing, burning, killing, and messing with people; not used any firearms (and the ones I have at home are legal); been trying to fix reality; not using robots; and making as little noise as one would expect."

Begin production of robot miners on surface of GWG who will begin mining his body for the materials to produce more miners. Ad infinitum.

[4] YOU MAKE A ROBOT MINER FACILITY ON THE GWG

"This makes no sense."

FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL

[4] YOU TORCH GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

"OW! This makes less sense!"

GOOD GOD THERE ARE SO MANY METERS

You have only yourself to blame. I'm personally trying to think of how to get more meters.


Destroy the replicators on me. With fire. Which I am immune to.

[squidgen]

Channel the amplified riff to blast me out of the dragonplanet!

[darkpaladin109]

Create the Stardroids from all the planets destroyed so far.
Mars
Venus
Jupiter
Uranus
Pluto
Saturn
And Terra

[Rolepgeek]

Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.

I never said I was trying to hurt GWG. He's just so useful as a base of operations.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.

I never said I was trying to hurt GWG. He's just so useful as a base of operations.

You are mining me. How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?