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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200134 times)

squidgen

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #135 on: March 23, 2014, 05:37:59 pm »

((I ment to throw myself at GWG, but that works too...))

Do the same thing, but with Mercury!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #136 on: March 23, 2014, 05:41:28 pm »

THROW ANTICLIMACTIC SUIT OF ARMOR AT GWG. SUPER CLIMACTIC-LIKE

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #137 on: March 23, 2014, 05:44:18 pm »

Maximum Overload!
[3] YOU KEEP RIFFING
YOU TAKE OUT THE PLANET THAT GWG IS WORKING ON

SMASH GWG INTO ANYTHING HE FIXES TO DESTROY THEM AGAIN
[5] REMUTHRA JUST DESTROYED IT SO YOU THROW HIM INTO URANUS
YOU LAUGH AT THIS WHILE BEING SLIGHTLY DISGUSTED AT THE THOUGHT
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Fire highly pressurized fluid out of my destroyed eye at GWG with enough speed and pressure to cut through metal. Shout SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYE
[5] YOU FIRE A GROSS EYE BEAM AT GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

SMASH GILGAMESH INTO GWG TO DESTROY HIM. GILGAMESH, THAT IS. PROTECT GWG.
[4] YOU THROW GILGAMESH INTO GWG
IT MAKES A SATISFIYING THWUMP SOUND

Do the same thing, but with Mercury!
[2] YOU FAIL TO THROW MERCURY AT HIM
YOU THROW YOURSELF WITHOUT A PLANET
YOU SMACK INTO GWG
HE LAUGHS AT YOU

THROW ANTICLIMACTIC SUIT OF ARMOR AT GWG. SUPER CLIMACTIC-LIKE
[3] IT CLANGS LIGHTLY AGAINST HIS SCALES
DANG IT


Keep fixing planets.
GWG ACTION: [4] YOU COBBLE SOME MORE STUFF TOGETHER
THE PART PLANET YOU MADE IS NOW LOOKING PRETTY GOOD
THEN REMUTHRA DESTROYS IT WITH RIFF POWERS


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #138 on: March 23, 2014, 05:45:07 pm »

BOOST REMUTHRAS RIFF
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #139 on: March 23, 2014, 05:47:38 pm »

"STOP! DESTROYING! PLANETS!"

Eat Remuthra. Don't eat any of his instruments. Close the Rifft.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #140 on: March 23, 2014, 05:51:33 pm »

Aid GWG in repairing planets, and in doing so become an official ally.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #141 on: March 23, 2014, 05:53:54 pm »

WHAT THE SHIT SORT OF MORPHINE WAS THAT. IT'S A PAINKILLER.  INJECT ERRYONE WITH PAINKILLER MORPHINES.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2014, 05:55:30 pm »

BOOST REMUTHRAS RIFF
[2] YOU ARE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EFFECT THE RIFF

Aid GWG in repairing planets, and in doing so become an official ally.
[6] YOU RECREATE VENUS AND JOIN THE ALLY LIST

WHAT THE SHIT SORT OF MORPHINE WAS THAT. IT'S A PAINKILLER.  INJECT ERRYONE WITH PAINKILLER MORPHINES.
[2] THE SHITTY KIND
YOU SHOOT EVERYBODY WITH BACK ALLEY PAIN KILLERS
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE



GWG ACTION:
Eat Remuthra. Don't eat any of his instruments. Close the Rifft.
[3] YOUR JAWS CAN'T SHUT CLOSE ON HIM
THE RIFF IS OUT OF CONTROL


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
MARS
URANUS
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The Derail Thread

Spinal_Taper

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2014, 05:56:29 pm »

more morphine
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #144 on: March 23, 2014, 06:00:53 pm »

CHARGE UP MY OWN RIFF
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2014, 06:05:04 pm »

Become an awesome space rock amplifier for all of the riffing going on.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #146 on: March 23, 2014, 06:06:59 pm »

SUMMON DRAGON PLANET. SHOW WORLD THAT GWG IS ONLY CHEAP RIPOFF OF DRAGON.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2014, 06:08:44 pm »

Riff through GWG.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #148 on: March 23, 2014, 06:15:59 pm »

more morphine
[6] YOU PUMP MORPHINE INTO EVERYBODY
THEY ALL MELLOW OUT A BIT
THE GWG FEELS MORE RELAXED

CHARGE UP MY OWN RIFF
[3] YOU NEED A RIFF METER FOR THAT

Become an awesome space rock amplifier for all of the riffing going on.
[4] YOU BECOME AN AMPLIFIER

SUMMON DRAGON PLANET. SHOW WORLD THAT GWG IS ONLY CHEAP RIPOFF OF DRAGON.
[4] YOU SUMMON A PLANET MADE OF DRAGONS
THEY LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE

Riff through GWG.
[6+STYLE+AMPLIFIED] YOU CREATE MASSIVE SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN UNGODLY LEVELS OF PAIN



GWG ACTION: [4] YOU HEAL YOURSELF SLIGHTY


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
MARS
URANUS
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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The Derail Thread

Elephant Parade

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #149 on: March 23, 2014, 06:16:52 pm »

THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
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