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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[darkpaladin109]

FORCE GWG TO PLAY FATAL, WHERE SATAN IS THE DM AND THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE DEATH AND GWG'S ALLIES

[IcyTea31]

FORCE GWG TO PLAY FATAL
SATAN IS THE DM AND THHE OTHER PLAYERS ARE DEATH AND GWG'S ALLIES

I am embarrassed for knowing that the actual GM title of a FATAL campaign is called a "Maim Master", MM.

[Yoink]

>Pitch spoiled potatoes at GWG, preferably at super high velocity.

I actually have a bag of them so I should get a bonus right?!?!

[IcyTea31]

Oh, the update is going to be MASSIVE with this many players. Who would've thought that the idea of shooting GWG in the face would be so popular?

[Parsely]

Oh, the update is going to be MASSIVE with this many players. Who would've thought that the idea of shooting GWG in the face would be so popular?

Everyone who's ever met him.

[Yoink]

ouch

[Gentlefish]

No this was pretty well discussed in the Mobile Suit game. Which is literally why this game exists.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Why hasn't my meatshield been doing anything?))

Play The Master Chord.

[2] YOUR FINGER SLIPS
THE SHOCKWAVE ACCIDENTILY HITS MONGOLIA
WHOOPS
YOU ARE LOSING RIFF

"Bahamut damn it, Remuthra, stop destroying things!"

USE GWGS POSTCOUNT AS A MASSIVE AND IRONIC BLUGEONING WEAPON TO SNASH HIM WITH

[5] YOU LIFT THE POSTCOUNT
IT IS IMMENSE
YOU BRING THE POSTCOUNT DOWN UPON THE GWG
HE HURDLES TOWARD THE GROUND, LEVELING THE MIDDLE EAST
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

"Stop! Destroying! Things!"

Paint pretty pictures on GWG with my blood.

[6] THE PICTURES ARE OF MASTERWORK QUALITY
HIS SCALES ARE NOW SHINY WITH YOUR BLOOD

"This is creepy."

FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM

You could try asking nicely, you know...

Oh, the update is going to be MASSIVE with this many players. Who would've thought that the idea of shooting GWG in the face would be so popular?

Everyone who's ever met him.

Hey!


Convince GM to give me the actions I would have had if I was online when the other turns were being run.
Use said actions to heal myself. Use any left over to fix the damage people have been doing to everything.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Cancel GWG's action.

[GiglameshDespair]

SCREAM "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL", STAB GWG IN THE FACE WITH A SWORD

[squidgen]

Become gigantic sentient meteor hurtling towards GWG's location.

72 Hours seconds remain

[Ozarck]

it is really hard to have an audience flying in the air on the back of a gold dragon that is trying to kill you

I imagine this would attract a certain amount of attention.
(also the whole "destroyed tokyo, Siberia, Mongolia, the middle east.)

Appear in midair with a large crowd to watch the intensifying rock battle between Remuthra and Killer.
And by "a large crowd", I mean a fully equipped army.

yeah, there we go.

[mastahcheese]

SO MANY PEOPLE ARGLEBLEBLEBELB

Stop suffocating and eat that sandwich!

[4] YOU EAT THE SANDWITCH
IT IS AMAZE

SHOOT THE GWG WITH THE DEATHSTAR.

[6] YOU SHOOT THE GWG WITH THE DEATHSTAR
THE EARTH IS DESTROYED
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

EQUIP IRONMAN SUIT IN EPIC MONTAGE SEQUENCE

[3] YOU OBTAIN SUIT
IT IS TOO SMALL AND ANTICLIMACTIC

Assimilate self into GWG, take direct control

[4] YOU PLANT YOURSELF INTO GWG
IT IS TOTALLY GROSS

Appear in a puff of smoke, wisecrack with poor lip-syncing, air-kick physics in the face, then GWG. EDIT: Also, obtain 'Wuxia meter' to show off my awesomeness.

[3] YOU APPEAR NEXT TO GWG
UNFORTUNANTLY THE EARTH IS GONE SO THERE IS NO AIR
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC

Bite him in the gallbladder.

[5] YOU CRAWL DOWN HIS THROAT AND BITE HIS GALLBLADDER
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU

FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM

[6] YOU SET GWG DOWN IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER AND SLAM HIS FACE INTO IT UNTIL HE AGREES TO DO SO
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
YOU BROKE THE COMPUTER
GOD DANG IT
THEN TIRUIN SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE

FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM

Edit action: SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACE.

[4] YOU SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACE
IT IS QUITE EFFECTIVE

Shoot GWG in the face. With Morphine. Hell, shoot everyone up with morphine. Fun times all around.

[4] YOU SHOOT HIS FACE WITH MORPHINE
YOU HIT HIM IN THE EYE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Ponder the meaning of life.

[2] YOU HAVE NO IDEA

BOARD THE MASTERFUL MASTAHCHEESE MECHA. ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF STRANTH WITH THE GOLDEN WYRM. NYAAAAHHHHHHH

[6] YOU TAKE CONTROL OF MASTERFUL MECHA
YOU CHASE DOWN GWG AND SHOOT HIS FACE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Rock out beat down the weakling REMUTHRA with the power of ROCK

[1] YOUR ROCK IS INSUFFICIENT
REMUTHRA LAUGHS IN YOUR FACE
YOU LOSE YOUR RIFF
YOU SHAME YOUR FAMILY

Shoot GWG. With a plasma rifle.

[3] YOUR RIFLE MISSES
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO TARGET PRACTICE

Appear leading a squadron of MiG 29s while singing WW2-era Soviet songs! Strafe Remuthra to avenge Siberia and its population, which is actually 40 000 000 people!

[1] PLANES DON'T WORK IN SPACE BECAUSE EARTH IS DESTROYED
YOU DIE WITH SIBERIA

-SNIP-
FIRE THE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4] YOU FIRE THE CANNONS
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Speed up the tempo to trip killerhellhound up. Do it while barrel rolling.

[3] YOU KEEP THE TEMPO STEADY
KILLERHELLHOUND SLIPS UP
REMUTHRA IS WINRAR

NINJA ATTACK EVERYONE WHILE THEY ARE GETTIN' SUM PAAIINKILLAHZ

[1] A NINJA COMES UP AND SPITS IN YOUR FACE
YOU DIE

Appear in midair with a large crowd to watch the intensifying rock battle between Remuthra and Killer.
And by "a large crowd", I mean a fully equipped army.

[1] CROWD APPEARS
THEY SUFFOCATE IN SPACE
GOOD JOB CLEANING UP THAT MESS

OBTAIN ROMOTE-CONTROLLED MISSILES

[3] MISSILE OBTAINED

Upon my return to life, sponsored by Cthulhu, obtain an eldritch meter for myself because Cthulhu.

[3] CTHULHU KICKS YOU BACK TO LIFE
HE TELLS YOU TO GET LOST

HADOKEN!

[2] YOU SWOOSH YOUR ARMS FORWARD
THEY DO NOTHING

FORCE GWG TO PLAY FATAL, WHERE SATAN IS THE DM AND THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE DEATH AND GWG'S ALLIES

[GM] NO

>Pitch spoiled potatoes at GWG, preferably at super high velocity.

I actually have a bag of them so I should get a bonus right?!?!

I CAN NOT CONFIRM THAT SO NO
[2] YOU LOSE WHATEVER POTATOES YOU MAY HAVE HAD

Convince GM to give me the actions I would have had if I was online when the other turns were being run.
Use said actions to heal myself. Use any left over to fix the damage people have been doing to everything.

[5] YOU LUCKY JERK
YOU GET YOUR OWN ACTIONS
YOU HEAL YOURSELF SLIGHTLY

Cancel GWG's action.

YOU ALREADY TOOK YOUR TURN JERK

SCREAM "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL", STAB GWG IN THE FACE WITH A SWORD

[6] YOU PERFROM A HEXTRIPLE BACKFLIP AND SPRING OFF THE RINGS OF SATURN TO FLY AT GWG AND STAB HIS FACE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Become gigantic sentient meteor hurtling towards GWG's location.

72 Hours seconds remain

[3] A METEOR IS YOU

GWG ACTION: WILL BEGIN NEXT TURN

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
SMIRFINGTHIRD - PLANTED IN GWG
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH

[smurfingtonthethird]

Take control of GWG's brain, make him fly into sun!

[Doomblade187]

Kick Smurfington out of GWG's body/brain with the power of magyks!

((@GWG: Wait, You'd be willing to restart The Art of Minimalism? Can you? Please?))