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OVER 9000

8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Remuthra]

Pull out a guitar, swing Indiana Jones style up and onto GWG, then ride him into the center of the earth all the while playing Crazy Train at earsplitting levels while the sun changes color.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Fire a experimental MIRV barrage at GWG

[mastahcheese]

USE AUXILLARY FLAMETHROWER TO SHOOT GWG

[2] USING THE FLAMERTHROWER AND THE FIRE HOSE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS IS A BAD IDEA
YOU ARE NOW SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

CONVERT GWGS MINIONS TO JOIN OUR SIDE

[1] THEY ARE NOT AMUSED
THEY MURDER YOU IN THE FACE

Pull out a guitar, swing Indiana Jones style up and onto GWG, then ride him into the center of the earth all the while playing Crazy Train at earsplitting levels while the sun changes color.

[2+STYLE] YOU SUCCEED IN OBTAINING A GUITAR FROM NOWHERE
YOU FAIL TO GET ANY FURTHER THAN THAT
THE STYLE IS SWELLING
IT IS ABOUT TO BURST
YOU ARE IN UNIMAGINABLE AMOUNTS OF PAIN RIGHT IT

Fire a experimental MIRV barrage at GWG

[6] EXPERIMENT IS A SUCCESS
MANY SCIENTISTS APPLAUD YOUR EFFORTS
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN ATMOSPHERE
DULL SCALES
FLAMING POSTCOUNT

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FLYING THROUGH ATMOSPHERE TETHERED TO FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - TETHERED - DEADLY LEVELS OF STYLE
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION - SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

[Gentlefish]

SPIN INTO GWG

[Remuthra]

START RIFFING, QUICKLY! THE STYLE CANNOT BE RELEASED WITHOUT RIDING THROUGH THE EARTH WHILE PLAYING THE GUITAR!

[smurfingtonthethird]

EXPLODE HIM WITH POOP

[mastahcheese]

SPIN INTO GWG

[2] YOU CONTINUE TO SPIN WILDLY
YOU FAIL TO AIM YOURSELF TOWARD GWG
YOU ARE LOSING ALTITUDE

START RIFFING, QUICKLY! THE STYLE CANNOT BE RELEASED WITHOUT RIDING THROUGH THE EARTH WHILE PLAYING THE GUITAR!

[5+STYLE] YOU SWING ONTO GWG'S BACK, AND WITH A SINGLE SWING OF YOUR ARM, STRUM THE GUITAR
THE SHOCKWAVE ANNIHILATES TOKYO INSTANTLY
YOUR RIFFING LEVEL HAS INTENSIFIED

EXPLODE HIM WITH POOP

[3] YOU MESS YOURSELF

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN ATMOSPHERE
DULL SCALES
FLAMING POSTCOUNT

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FLYING THROUGH ATMOSPHERE TETHERED TO FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION - SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

SITES ANNIHILATED:
TOKYO

[GreatWyrmGold]

REDOUBLE EFFORTS!

[6] YOUR FIREHOSE BLASTS GWG INTO THE ATMOSPHERE

Not that this does much.
"I fly, you fools!"

SHOOT LODS OF EMONEDAKKA-THAT-ISN'T-MADE-OF-EMONE-NOPE AT TEAM GWG

[1] YOU DAKKA YOURSELF
YOU DIE

"...Bahamut-damned ally AI."

Set GWG's postcount aflame

[6] HIS POSTCOUNT IS NOW A CONFLAGRATION

"..."

YOU CAN ONLY PERFORM ONE ACTION PER TURN, BECAUSE THE GM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THAT RESTRICTION IS LIFTED
[5] HIS SCALES ARE NO LONGER SHINY
IN FACT THEY ARE QUITE DULL NOW

"Great. Now how will people know I'm not an evil dragon?"

USE AUXILLARY FLAMETHROWER TO SHOOT GWG

[2] USING THE FLAMERTHROWER AND THE FIRE HOSE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS IS A BAD IDEA
YOU ARE NOW SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

"Dinner and a show. My enemies are being more courteous than some of my alleged allies."

Extinguish postcount with the living bodies of my foes! Let's say...smirfington.

[Furtuka]

RESPAWN. TRANSFORM THE REMAINS OF GWGS POSTCOUNT INTO 5

[NAV]

Right half: Climb to GWG and punch him in the face.
Left half: Use Smurfington to break my fall.

[Remuthra]

Riff harder. Must annihilate GWG with style.

[killerhellhound]

Use the power of rock to boost GWG's power

[Gentlefish]

TURN OFF FLAMETHROWER. AIM FOR GWG

[smurfingtonthethird]

Falcon punch GWG!

[mastahcheese]

Extinguish postcount with the living bodies of my foes! Let's say...smirfington.

[6] YOUR POSTCOUNT HAS BEEN EXTINGUISED
AS HAS SMURFINGTON

RESPAWN. TRANSFORM THE REMAINS OF GWGS POSTCOUNT INTO 5

[1] YOU CAN'T EVEN RESPAWN CORRECTLY
YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?

Right half: Climb to GWG and punch him in the face.
Left half: Use Smurfington to break my fall.

[6] YOUR RIGHT HALF PUNCHES GWG IN THE FACE
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN
YOUR LEFT HALF REALIZES THAT IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET ITS OWN TURN AND DISSINTEGRATES

Riff harder. Must annihilate GWG with style.

[5] YOUR RIFFING INTENSIFIES FURTHER
YOU HAVE ALMOST REACHED THE RIFFING LIMIT
THE ENTIRITY OF SIBERIA HAS BEEN WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
IT'S A GOOD THING NOBODY LIVED THERE ANYWAY
KILLERHELLHOUND HAS ENGAGED IN A ROCK BATTLE WITH YOU

Use the power of rock to boost GWG's power

[4] YOU ENGAGE IN A ROCK BATTLE WITH REMUTHRA

TURN OFF FLAMETHROWER. AIM FOR GWG

[6] YOU SPIN YOURSELF AROUND AND BLAST GWG IN THE FACE
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

Falcon punch GWG!

[5] AFTER BEING USED TO EXTINGUISH A FIRE, YOU ARISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHEONIX
YOU ROCKET TOWARD GWG AND GIVE HIM A FLAMING UPPERCUT OF JUSTICE
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN ATMOSPHERE
DULL SCALES

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FLYING THROUGH ATMOSPHERE TETHERED TO FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION - SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL

SITES ANNIHILATED:
TOKYO
SIBERIA