Build the Equivalent Exchange Machine from Art of Minimalism III
[5]
Machine built.
GAIN DAKKA METER
GWG shouldn't Zanketzkuken get an NPC turn since he's an AI character now?
Zanzetkuken already had a turn that turn. No one gets two actions per turn, not even NPCs.
[2] You don't need a dakka meter. You always know you don't have enough.
Aim my gun at Birdy, then shoot in the air. As he laughs how I "missed", have the shot down zeppelin fall on his liver.
[1] You aim your gun at Birdy, then straight up in the air. He laughs. You missed the zeppelin. As you take more careful aim, the bullet comes back down and hits you in the head. I think this is an excellent example of a Texas sharpshooter.
SUMMON BILLY MAYS. HAVE HIM SELL EVERYONE THE SWEET PAIN OF DEATH
[6] Billy Mays summoned. He tries to sell you Oxi-Clean. He cleans the whole universe!
Chaos reduced.
Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE
Also I try not to be a star
[1]
DAMMIT EOTYRANNUS STOP HELPING.
+1 Imploding.
Take over GreatWyrmGold's mind.
GWG shouldn't Zanketzkuken get an NPC turn since he's an AI character now?
I've become a computer not an NPC.
Nope. You're AI-
controlled, aka an NPC. Check your stats more carefully.
[5] DAMMIT.
TURN ON HOLD MIND CONTROLLED....Actually...Zan's dead, so...I don't need to run his action! That means I can run everyone else's!
INCARNATE SELF AS GWG REPLICA WITH ASSOCIATED METERS: GWG EDITION
[2] You buy a GWG costume. It fools no one.
Birdy is not in the mood for laughing. Cry and call Veterans to save me from my liver wounds, or lack there of.
[3] An old soldier guy comes to try and heal you. [2] He fails.
I get over feeling sad by drinking some booze then flamethrower the sick guy. Burn out the plague
[2] You drink some alcohol and discover that it's not good for hounds, killer, hell, or otherwise, to drink alcohol.
Become ghost. Possess either Elsa or if that fails, the knife elemental as my new body.
One. Action. Per. Turn.
[3] You are a pale reflection of what you once were.
Destroy the enemies of GWG by leading an army of fleas.
[3] They do exactly as well as you might expect.
Save Elsa by killing those that attack her while continueing to assist Allies of GWG
...That's vague. I'll let you know if anyone does that.
GET RED ARMY THROUGH PORTAL
A red army officer walks out of the corner he'd been hanging out in, shrugs, and leaves.
[2] You wish Remuthra was right.
Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE
Also I try not to be a star
Shield this attack by absorbing the Terror Star before it can do any harm!
[3]
Good job! Retroactively...um...reducing Chaos, I guess?
Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE
Also I try not to be a star
Shield this attack by absorbing the Terror Star before it can do any harm!
COUNTER WITH TYRANNOSAUR
One.
Action.
Per.
Turn.
Sic the royal hounds upon TalonisWolf's pancreas.
Fuck yeah kept the timeout corner
[5] Ow. Pancreas at critical levels!
Replace Birdy's liver and then shoot it.
One action per turn. Also, Birdy has extra livers.
[1] You shoot your own liver. Ow!
Wow, almost 20 pages since I last posted. Well time to come back and wonder what happened.
Take a sample of GWG's DNA for !!SCIENCE!!
[6] You do so. Turns out, cloned dragons do not make nice pets.
Remind the GM that killing everyone means that GWG, Taloniswolf, and Birdy are all dead and thus not in the game anymore.
No one died.
Because reasons.
Roll to survive the atomic potatosplosion.
What, you expected to be able to roll to dodge? What kind of game is this?
...
Right.
[1] Damn. The random.org hates you.
FLEE TO RECOVER!
[1] You flee! Ow ow pancreas!
You have destroyed your pancreas. The pancreas is a vital organ. If you lack a vital organ, you will eventually die. Therefore, you are dead.
New Victim: [1/11] Arcvasti!
SHOOT EVERYBODY EXCEPT MY CHARACTER IN THE EVERYTHING.
[4] You shoot people! It hurts people!
Reduce the Chaos Meter.
[4] Chaos Meter reduced.
I'd appreciate if you explained how next time. Even if it's silly.
Spread a virus that gives entities meters.
[2] This is harder than it looks...
And make a roll to genocide all the meters.
One action per turn!
NPCs:
Shoot the black hole!
[4-1][1-1]
Goddammit. -1 Implosion, +1 Implosion. You guys suck, and since you're NPCs I can say that.
Attempt to reverse the freezing of the universe.
[6] Done. Now it's suffering heat death.
Precision is not your strong suit.
Reduce Implosion meter by moving planets around.
[2] Damn. Stupid laws of physics.
Eat the black hole and take its power!
[1] The black hole eats you. What did you think would happen?
Kill, um...Spinal_Taper!
[1v1]
Wow. Somehow, you end up with all your parts in each others' parts. It's like sadomachoist porn, but more awkward and less sexy.
Take control of all computers.
[1]
You destroy all computers. +1 Chaos.
Overall Turn:
Chaotic
Implosion-Neutral
Destructive Meters: You can attempt to decrease these. A 3 or 4 is -1, a 5 is -2, and a 6 is -2 plus a surprising effect. 1 increases the meter by 1. Attempting to increase a meter is also possible; it increases by one on a 4, two on a 5-6, and -1 on a 1. (Sixes also do other things.)
Chaos Meter: ||||||||||
-Chaos Black Hole: +1 Chaos/turn. +1 Imploding!/turn.
Imploding! |||||
Heat-death-ing! ||||||||||
North America and Caribbean destroyed.
"Equivalent Exchange Machine" from TAoM III
Portal of some kind.
Characters:
Clone Troopers: Shooting Things. (Two rolls at -1.)
Elsa: SFW-barriered. Fear Meter: ||||||||||
Eotyrannus: Star. The burning kind. Also a terrible, terrible, terrible healer. And helper in general.
Sanure: Emo.
Vgray: Flea.
Billy Mays: Cleaning the universe with Oxi-Clean!
blazing glory: Ate Liver. Shot own liver.
Empiricist: Behind the Times.
Erils: Mad Scientist!
Furtaka: Questioning Self.
Spinal_Taper: Level 0.
WhitiusOpius: Cosplaying as GWG.
Zanzetkuken the Great: AI-controlled.
killerhellhound: Hound from Hell. Sick as his home.
Knife Elemental: Made of Bloody Knives.
Arcvasti: Weak Ghost.
birdy51: Gash in chest.
Liver Meter: σσσσσσσGreatWyrmGold: Inexplicably Recovered.
Pain Meter: ||||||||||||||||||||Alright. That looks good.
If I made a mistake, point to proof that the mistake was made and I'll give you a +1 to your next action.
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