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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200712 times)

killerhellhound

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #495 on: March 27, 2014, 10:29:38 pm »


The ballista was an exaggeration. We built one at the camp out of things we found.
...Yeah, I can see that.
[/quote]I've done that we then fired it at cubs !!FUN!!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #496 on: March 28, 2014, 01:16:57 am »

YOU GUYS ARE BASTARDS
THERE ARE 3 PAGES THAT WEREN'T HERE BEFORE
AND 90% OF YOU AREN'T SHOOTING GWG'S IN THE FACE
*GODZILLA ROAR

ALSO PVZ2 UPDATE PLUS I GOT TITANFALL AND SCHOOL SO MORE BUSY AND STUFF YO

  Turn the American States into Canadian Provinces, without killing the whole populace. That's something to save for a rainy day.  8)

[5]

MURRICA IS CANADA AND CANADA IS MURRICA
WHAT

Reincarnate self into nearest cat,start puking to get attention.

[1]

YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON VOMIT

Protect TalonisWolf in his actions.

[3]

YOU TAKE A DUMP ON THE WHITE HOUSE DOORSTEP

Boredom

YOU ARE TIED TO OLDGWG'S LEG BECAUSE REASONS

Go Icefire!
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!

Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.

[2]

MEGA DRAIN DRAINS YOU

[6]

YOU EXPLODE THE GWG FACE STAR

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.

[4]

YOU WHACK HIM WITH THE HALF NEW GWG

Go Icefire!
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!

Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.

Feed off the Chaos caused and power the Chaos meter further!
I win.


Edit:
Or like, do that next turn... or something... :(

[1]

YOU FUEL ORDER INSTEAD

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THE LASSY ONE

[2]

LASSY FALLS DOWN A WELL

Out of frustration at the loss of New Canada, kill a random player with Hanlons Razor

[5]

YOU STAB Z THE GREAT IN THE FACE

HE IS KILL

Death to the enemies of GWG!

[3]

MILD BRUISING FOR THE ENEMIES OF GWG

SMUSH NEW GWG TOP HALF INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THAT PUDDING TO GET THE SAME POISONING AGAIN. DOUBLE NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE, THEREFORE I WON'T HAVE POISONING.

[2]

PLOT TWIST
YOU ARE DEAD

Expand Canada's borders. Take over Greenland.

[2]

VIKINGS FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS

Show up in thread, fire potato cannon at GWG.

[5]

POTATO IN FACE

SOMEONE CLOSE THAT PORTAL BEFORE THEY LET THE TYRANIDS IN HERE

SPACE MAGIC SETS GWG ON FIRE AGAIN
"Why is everything trying to kill me today?"

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Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
[6]
YOU BEAT UP OLD GWG WITH NEW GWG
NEW GWG SNAPS IN HALF! HE IS KILL!
"Hey!"
"Ow!"

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
"What is wrong with you?"

SMUSH NEW GWG TOP HALF INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THAT PUDDING TO GET THE SAME POISONING AGAIN. DOUBLE NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE, THEREFORE I WON'T HAVE POISONING.
Only if you multiply. Eating two poisons is additive.

Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG: Get revenge on Zanzetkuken!

[6]

YOU HEAL NEW GWG INSIDE SCOTSMEN'S BELLY
SCOTSMAN EXPLODES

NEW GWG IS ABBERATION NOW, PAIN FOR EVERYONE

Respawn AS physics. Usurp power from the old set. MY PLAN WILL COME TO FRUITION SOONER OR LATER

[3]

YOU ARE BUSY DOING OMNIGOD STUFF

And if being the thing is doing the thing?

[5]

UM YES PROBABLY

ALLGWGS: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN FALLOUT WORLD CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND SUPERNOVA AND GLASS AND POTATO

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
FALLOUT-WORLD CUBA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)

CHAOS METER
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UNIVERSE IS STARTING TO BREAK UP, YO
« Last Edit: March 28, 2014, 01:53:25 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #497 on: March 28, 2014, 01:22:44 am »

Shoot GWG in the face
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #498 on: March 28, 2014, 01:25:29 am »

Finish all my Omnigod duties, then add a new law of physics: potatoes have a low density, enough to float in the air. My plan, it begins...
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #499 on: March 28, 2014, 01:27:17 am »

Plot twist! I was zombie kitty! start vomiting on GWG's face!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #500 on: March 28, 2014, 01:28:41 am »

Retreat through portal!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #501 on: March 28, 2014, 02:14:00 am »

OH HELL NO

LAST THING THAT WORLD NEEDS IS GWG RUNNING AROUND IN IT
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #502 on: March 28, 2014, 02:27:39 am »

USURP GM POSITION
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« Reply #503 on: March 28, 2014, 02:42:02 am »

Protect the GWG!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #504 on: March 28, 2014, 03:01:14 am »

Shoot GWG in face with surgical laser to remove solar system. Shoot with Healing Implosion to fix huge star-shaped gap in skull.

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #505 on: March 28, 2014, 05:20:55 am »

Break out Guitar and use bard powers to kill Darkpaladin
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« Reply #506 on: March 28, 2014, 05:58:25 am »

Save Lassie from the wrath of the all consuming well.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #507 on: March 28, 2014, 06:20:13 am »

Shoot GWG in the face with my number gun. 1337.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #508 on: March 28, 2014, 07:55:36 am »

[6]
YOU HEAL NEW GWG INSIDE SCOTSMEN'S BELLY
SCOTSMAN EXPLODES

NEW GWG IS ABBERATION NOW, PAIN FOR EVERYONE
Alright. Let me see if I understand.
I healed the new!GWG inside Scotsmen. So, that's the lower half, which was turned to pudding. And that one is now an abomination.
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Works, I guess, if not ideally.

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Wait, you're my ally?

Old GWG, New GWG, Newbomination GWG: Reduce Chaos by fixing things!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #509 on: March 28, 2014, 08:00:38 am »

HOW WAS MY LAST ACTION RACIST

DEMONSTRATE DEFENESTRATION
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