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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 201246 times)

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #450 on: March 27, 2014, 10:12:31 am »

Hollow out GWG in order to make room for future growth. Then grow.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #451 on: March 27, 2014, 10:15:15 am »

BUILD GIANT HAMMER. THEN USE IT TO SQUISH GWG INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THE DAMN PUDDING!!!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #452 on: March 27, 2014, 10:25:20 am »

BANISHMENTU DISU WORLDU
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #453 on: March 27, 2014, 11:02:12 am »

Surgically remove solar system from GWG's face. Shoot GWG in face with anti-Terror Star again in a bid to lower pain.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #454 on: March 27, 2014, 01:56:13 pm »

You have to update Le Resistance.

Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face.  If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #455 on: March 27, 2014, 01:58:06 pm »

ATTEMPT #2: INCARNATE SELF AS NEW GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #456 on: March 27, 2014, 02:09:00 pm »

Oooh. Posses random American power armored soldier.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #457 on: March 27, 2014, 02:48:13 pm »

Entrophy
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #458 on: March 27, 2014, 04:52:49 pm »

Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #459 on: March 27, 2014, 05:23:57 pm »

(I'll update Le/La Resistance this weekend. For being so nice with your screaming smurfington, i'll throw in a Siege update. My head hurts right now, though.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #460 on: March 27, 2014, 05:26:58 pm »

Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time

  As a proud Canadian, I am Compelled to ASSIST THIS ACTION. Only make Nova Scotia more resource rich.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #461 on: March 27, 2014, 05:43:05 pm »

Claw orginal GWG in the face!

[4]

FACE IS CLAWED

MELTED GWG GOOP ON FACE EW

Eldritch meter, please. Heheheha...

[2]

NO, THAT STUPID

YOU CAN'T MEASURE SOMETHING YOU CAN'T OBSERVE

Perform MAGIC to destroy physics already! Come on, my awesome face-shooting plan won't work if physics exist. EDIT: While I'm at it, send some magic flying toward GWG as well.

[6]

YOU UNMAKE GRAVITY, MAGNETISM, TIME AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS, BUT THROUGH THE POWER OF QUANTUM BULLSHIT, YOU ONLY UNMAKE YOURSELF FROM EXISTENCE, FORMING SPACE MAGIC

SPACE MAGIC SETS GWG ON FIRE AGAIN

2 GWGs is not enough

Clone an army of GWGs!

[2]

NO DNA, NO DRAGONS

((but if we are able to destroy 'nothing' isn't it therefore 'something'?))

I look at the nothing!

[5]

SUCH NOTHING, WOW

USURP SMURFINGTON AND BECOME THE GM MYSELF

[1]

DO WHAT I WANT

Call for Lassie to find me help so that I may escape GWG.

[5]

LASSIE UNTIES YOU BECAUSE REASONS

VICTORY

pretend to be an american and get power armor from the fallout guys

[1]

"PEW PEW, MURRICA!"

PLASMA SHOTS IN YO' ASS

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.

[6]

YOU BEAT UP OLD GWG WITH NEW GWG

NEW GWG SNAPS IN HALF! HE IS KILL!

Which games do I have to update?

THE ONE WHICH PEOPLE LIKE THE MOST (METHINKS LE RESISTANCE)

You have to update Le Resistance.

Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face.  If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.


[1]

THE MURRICANS SHOOT YOU

You don't control new GWG, you silly dragon.
...
New action then.
Gain control over all GWG's.

You have to update Le Resistance.

Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face.  If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.

"I am an American as well, you fools!"

[6]

YOU CONTROL HALF-NEWGWG AND YOU, FILTHY COMMUNIST HIVEMIND

HIVEMIND CAUSES MUTUAL MELTED FACE PAIN INCREASE

Hollow out GWG in order to make room for future growth. Then grow.

[3]

YOU ARE EJECTED FROM OLD GWG INTO NEW GWG TOP  HALF

BUILD GIANT HAMMER. THEN USE IT TO SQUISH GWG INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THE DAMN PUDDING!!!

[3]

YOU SQUISH NEW GWG BOTTOM HALF INTO GWG PUDDING AND EAT IT

YOU HAVE SOMETHING POISONING

BANISHMENTU DISU WORLDU

[2]

THAT'S RACIST

THE TIME OUT CORNER FOR YOU

Surgically remove solar system from GWG's face. Shoot GWG in face with anti-Terror Star again in a bid to lower pain.

[1]

YOU PUT ANOTHER STAR IN HIS FACE

MELTING RATE INCREASED

ATTEMPT #2: INCARNATE SELF AS NEW GWG.

[2]

NO SEAL

Entrophy

[5]

ITS ENTROPY YOU GOAT
YOU MAKE SOME, WOO PARTY

Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time

[6]

NEW CANADA IS SUCCESS
NEW CANADA IS INVADED BY AMERICA

(I'll update Le/La Resistance this weekend. For being so nice with your screaming smurfington, i'll throw in a Siege update. My head hurts right now, though.

"THIS IS LORD CREED SPEAKING. DRIVE THE XENOS FROM THIS PLANET. MAKE THE EMPEROR PROUD!"

GO GO SPACE MARINES! AND SURE, MAYBE A FEW TEN-THOUSAND IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN.

(I WILL CONQUER BOTH UNIVERSES! WHEN MY POWER IS STRONGEST, I WILL CROSSOVER TO PLANE CRASH!)

[2]

CASUALTIES FROM DAEMON ATTACKS! TITTIES!

Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time

  As a proud Canadian, I am Compelled to ASSIST THIS ACTION. Only make Nova Scotia more resource rich.

[5]

MORE RESOURCES FOR THE MURRICANS TO STEAL, YAY

ALLGWGS: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN FALLOUT WORLD CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND ANOTHER STAR AND GLASS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
FALLOUT-WORLD CUBA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)

CHAOS METER
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #462 on: March 27, 2014, 05:45:10 pm »

Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #463 on: March 27, 2014, 05:45:29 pm »

Go Icefire!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #464 on: March 27, 2014, 05:47:09 pm »

Send Lassie to get reinforcements from Star Fox. You can do it girl!
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