Drive the Imperium back to their Terra. This one is ours.
[1]
Nope, space marines shoot you in the face. PAIN!
Transmute GWG's skin and scales into uncatalysed phlebotinum.
[3]
IT EXPLODES VIOLENTLY
YOU ARE KILL
GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
Meh, never leave a job unfinished. Turn tiny star on GWG's face into solar system. THEN heal face.
[6]
GWG FEELS MORE PAIN
OH GEEZ THAT WOULD HURT
THEN YOU FIX HIS FACE AND IT MELTS AGAIN
HUH
Create copy of GM stick.
[4]
YOU MAKE A SHITTY GM STICK
IT WORKS SORTA
THE THING, GODDAMNIT.
[1]
YOU ARE NOW THE THING
SHIT
Possess random space marine.
[5]
POSSESSED DREADNOUGHT
FUCK YES
Start heading to the nearest bar
[6]
!!DRUNK SCIENCE!! ENSUES
Destroy GWG's sense of logic
Aid action with syringe of 4chan
[5]
GWG IS NOW BEING TWITCH TV CONTROLLED BY 4CHAN
Grant GWG Godhood.
((If he controls the worlds physics, none can argue with him, right?))
God of getting shot in the face
[4]
GWG IS PATRON SPIRIT OF GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE
I fight for a little more forever.
[3]
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
GO SIT IN THE TIME OUT CORNER
EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADA
[5]
GWG SETS CANADA ON FIRE AND IS BITTEN BY MOOSE, MEANWHILE, YOU ROLL IN SNOW
Call for backup Arwing Pilots using the downed Arwing's Communication System.
[3]
IT IS BROKEN, TITS
Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.
[5]
GM STAMP OF APPROVAL
EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADA
HEY THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
THROW GWG BACK INTO CUBA
[4]
CUBA IS ON FIRE
DRUG CLOUD INTOXICATES CARIBBEAN
On second thought, use ghostly powers to protect GWG
[2]
YOU WATCH AS GWG RAGDOLLS
YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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SOMEWHERE IN CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM
GWG ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR
FOLLOWING GWG:
SPACE MARINES
BIRDY51: TIED TO LEG CAUSE REASONS
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
CHAOS METER
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