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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[GreatWyrmGold]

And you can't handle my post count!

Says the kid who never had over 100 posts per day '3'

Kid? You're barely older than me!
And so what? I still have twice your post count and twice your posts-per-day.

[Tiruin]

PTW.

I do believe its in the essence of the posts and not that you do post.

...Discover the origin of why projectiles are adhering to GWG's face.

[Remuthra]

Shoot GWG with my Dragon-hunting harpoon gun!

[mastahcheese]

REDOUBLE EFFORTS!

[6] YOUR FIREHOSE BLASTS GWG INTO THE ATMOSPHERE

Launch the Sturm Fausts at him!

[4] YOUR STURM FAUSTS CANT REACH HIM

Reattatch hand using NANOMACHINES, SON

[3] YOUR NANOMACHINES COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED, BUT DO SO ANYWAY

Shoot him in the face with a grappling hook.

[2] YOU ARE NOW ATTACHED TO THE GWG AS HE FLIES THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY A GOOD THING FOR YOU

Declare OREOSOME my ally.
Fire-breath Furtaka and Darvi.
Note that even in a game where the entire point is to shoot me in the face, a remarkable number of people are not shooting me.

[3] OREOSOME RELUCTANTLY BECOMES ALLY
GM COUNTER-NOTES THAT YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE ACTION

BECOME MEAT-SHIELD FOR GWG!

[5] YOU DO SO

Steal GWG's post count.

[2] YOU FAIL TO DO SO, HE CONSIDERS YOU TOO PRETTY TO EAT

Action change: Respawn and yell "Hastur Hastur Hastur"
Or do so from inside GWG's stomach.

[3] YOU SHOUT LOUDLY
NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE GWG'S BELLY IS RUMBLING, FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSPECTIVE

Shoot GWG in the face

[4] YOU SHOOT HIS FACE, HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN

SHOOT LODS OF EMONEDAKKA-THAT-ISN'T-MADE-OF-EMONE-NOPE AT TEAM GWG

[1] YOU DAKKA YOURSELF
YOU DIE

...Discover the origin of why projectiles are adhering to GWG's face.

[2] IT IS COSMIC MYSTERY

Shoot GWG with my Dragon-hunting harpoon gun!

[2] YOU DO SO, AND ARE NOW ALSO BEING DRAGGED ALONG THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WITH NAV
THIS IS STILL NOT A GOOD THING

GWG:
FLYING IN ATMOSPHERE
SHINY SCALES
SCREAMING IN PAIN X3

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY)
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FLYING THROUGH ATMOSPHERE TETHERED TO GWG:
NAV
REMUTHRA

[Furtuka]

Set GWG's postcount aflame

[Remuthra]

Pull out a surfboard and airsurf. Acquire copious amounts of Style Points.

[Gentlefish]

USE FIREHOSE TO FOLLOW GWG

[4maskwolf]

Perform a ritual to summon Cthulu.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Explode him with antimatter!

[Tiruin]

Un-shiny GWG's scales. :I
Also try to test healing powers on him.

Extract bullets from face.

[NAV]

Shoot my other grappling hook at the ground.

[OREOSOME]

Attack people(read: THE ENEMIES OF ALMIGHTY GWG) AS A GHOOOOOST

[mastahcheese]

Set GWG's postcount aflame

[6] HIS POSTCOUNT IS NOW A CONFLAGRATION

Pull out a surfboard and airsurf. Acquire copious amounts of Style Points.

[6] YOU AQUIRE UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF STYLE POINTS
IF YOU DON'T USE THEM NEXT TURN YOU'LL DIE FROM A STYLE OVERDOSE

USE FIREHOSE TO FOLLOW GWG

[4] YOU ARE SUPRISINGLY GOOD AT ABUSING USING NEWTON'S THIRD LAW TO ACHIEVE LIFT OFF WITH A FIRE HOSE

Perform a ritual to summon Cthulu.

[6] YOU SUMMON CTHULU
HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOWER
THE SIGHT BURNS YOUR EYES AND YOU DIE
CTHULU ROLLS HIS EYES AND LEAVES

Explode him with antimatter!

[2] YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ANTIMATTER

Un-shiny GWG's scales. :I
Also try to test healing powers on him.
Extract bullets from face.

YOU CAN ONLY PERFORM ONE ACTION PER TURN, BECAUSE THE GM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THAT RESTRICTION IS LIFTED
[5] HIS SCALES ARE NO LONGER SHINY
IN FACT THEY ARE QUITE DULL NOW

Shoot my other grappling hook at the ground.

[1] YOU ARE NOT FROM JUST CAUSE 2
YOU ARE TORN IN HALF

Attack people(read: THE ENEMIES OF ALMIGHTY GWG) AS A GHOOOOOST

[2] YOU ARE A GHOST, AND CAN NOT ATTACK LIVING PEOPLE

GWG:
FLYING IN ATMOSPHERE
DULL SCALES
SCREAMING IN PAIN X3
FLAMING POSTCOUNT

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FLYING THROUGH ATMOSPHERE TETHERED TO FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - TETHERED - DEADLY LEVELS OF STYLE
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION

[Gentlefish]

USE AUXILLARY FLAMETHROWER TO SHOOT GWG

[Furtuka]

CONVERT GWGS MINIONS TO JOIN OUR SIDE