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[GreatWyrmGold]

Let's lead them to the lair of the biggest monster we know of. Claim it's a shortcut.

-1
I don't think we know of any monsters, and if we did that we should tell them about the great fame and fortune to be found there. We should avoid outright lying to avoid being killed when they succeed.

[WhitiusOpus]

Red: "That's absurd. What if you get into trouble before then?"
Green: "...Alright. I won't say that."

+1 to this and another to the possibility of a fake troll cave quest if possible

+1

[Parsely]

Red: "That's absurd. What if you get into trouble before then?"
Green: "...Alright. I won't say that."

+1 to this and another to the possibility of a fake troll cave quest if possible

+1

+1, make sure to say the first thing as earnestly as possible

Do you think they're onto us?

[Fniff]

They probably are, so we'll incorporate that into the plans, right? There isn't much we can do right now that would stop them backstabbing us that wouldn't arouse their suspicions.

[Icefire2314]

While traveling, inconspicuously examine the traveler's arms and armor.

[mastahcheese]

All we have to do is successfully guide them away from the first cliff we find, and then they'll walk into the second one.

[ShadowHammer]

Red: "That's absurd. What if you get into trouble before then?"
Green: "...Alright. I won't say that."

+1 to this and another to the possibility of a fake troll cave quest if possible

+1

+1, make sure to say the first thing as earnestly as possible.

You continue the argument over whether or not you're the first helper NPC.

Then, the merchant says,

Apparently, you don't need to do the fake troll quest thing. Convenient!

While traveling, inconspicuously examine the traveler's arms and armor.

You listen in as the merchant is telling them the specs of their new loot.

[Yourmaster]

Tell everybody that trolls like to aim for the groin, so they should get protective cups.

[Parsely]

Tell everybody that trolls like to aim for the groin, so they should get protective cups.

+1

[WhitiusOpus]

"Alright guys, I have a few buds that hang out with trolls every once in awhile. I know some shortcuts, once we get there!"

We will do no such thing, of course.

[Rolepgeek]

ptw and do stuff on later.

[hops]

"Alright guys, I have a few buds that hang out with trolls every once in awhile. I know some shortcuts, once we get there!"

We will do no such thing, of course.

-1 Toooo blatant

[GreatWyrmGold]

Do you think they're onto us?

Almost certainly. The players aren't morons.

"Alright guys, I have a few buds that hang out with trolls every once in awhile. I know some shortcuts, once we get there!"

We will do no such thing, of course.

-1 Toooo blatant

+1

Stand by silently like a good NPC and wrack our brain for any information we have on trolls and their Cave.

[Ddynamo]

If we ever get control of another goblin, we could complain to this goblin about it betraying evil, giving ourselves a little more credibility.... maybe

[mastahcheese]

Well, what we really need is just get more goblins.
Once we have that, we're set.