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[kj1225]

Kyle takes the loot bags, makes his flag into a cape, and finally does the thing everyone wants to do in any game. He fires the kobold at mister exposition goblin.

[Remuthra]

Joe loots the shaman's gear.

Thank you most graciously for the advice, fair goblin.

[scapheap]

Subject wear a leather armour and the tech axe
She also take the tech pistol
She then shove the rest of the unclaimed loot into the loot bags on Kyle, making sure the spell book, skull amulet and the other leather armour are taken with us

[ShadowHammer]

Joe takes the shaman's loot, and puts his Firebolt spell into the last slot in the spellbook.

Subject puts on the armor, and then grabs the axe and pistol.

After he turns the flag into a cape, Kyle walks towards the goblin. While he does so, Subject stuffs the remaining loot into his loot bags, and the kobold continues trying to surrender.

You ignore him, obviously.
When you reach the wagon, you see the goblin cowering behind it. You fire the kobold into his face! (1d6 kobold-1 for poorly loaded ==> 2 vs. (?)) The kobold flies out of the barrel, but since only its feet were inside the cannon, it is difficult to shoot accurately, and the attack glances off of the goblin's leather armor! The kobold continues to fly past, landing on the ground a little ways away, ((?) vs (?)) but his armor absorbs the force of the impact and he also takes no damage.

The merchant reacts immediately, pulling out a gun from under his robes and training it on Kyle.




Do you want to start a fight, or will you heed the merchant's warning?

Spoiler: Current Statuses (click to show/hide)

[kj1225]

I can't read it.

Can I get a summary?

[Remuthra]

What does all this fancy gear do, and what are my other spells?

[ShadowHammer]

I can't read it.

Can I get a summary?

The kobold said, "ack no don't kill me this violates the Geneva Convention [etc]", right before you shot him into the goblin's face. The merchant told you that he wouldn't let you kill the goblin or the kobold, and that he wanted you to "lower your cannon and explain yourself." The third picture is just the map/illustration thingy, and the 'current statuses' spoiler just has all your character sheets in it.

Is this the first update that's not worked, by the way? Or do the others all not work as well?

What does all this fancy gear do, and what are my other spells?

Spoiler: Leather Robe (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Magic Staff (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Skull Amulet (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spell Book (click to show/hide)

Note that you are allowed to add and remove spells from the spellbook at any time.

[Remuthra]

Store magical energy in the skull, then hop back on the cart.

There was no moneyloot around, was there?

[kj1225]

((It's just the fact I'm on my school laptop which doesn't allow most picture sharing websites.))

Kyle looks annoyed.
"He's obviously a tutorial NPC. If someone didn't know how to code him to be invincible then that's their own damn fault. And who doesn't try to kill important NPCs?"

[ShadowHammer]

The merchant replies, "Oh. Okay. That's reasonable, I guess. Not a problem, as long as you don't keep trying to kill him." He puts his gun away.

Store magical energy in the skull, then hop back on the cart.

There was no moneyloot around, was there?

You store 2 EP in the skull, and look around for moneyloot. (perception check WIS ==> 6 + 3) You find none.

The kobold, in keeping with the goblin's advice, asks if he can join your party in the role of pack mule.


Do you accept his offer?

Spoiler: Current Statuses (click to show/hide)

[Remuthra]

We cannot trust thee, foul kobold, for as a captured enemy Mount and Blade has taught me that you will disappear as soon as possible with our loot. Now, strip yourself of your belongings.

[kj1225]

Kyle holds his bags closer to himself.
"No. And I won't promise anything beyond not killinging him in a proveable way. Which means I pretty much can't kill him."

Kyle says searching for things to stuff in his cannon.

[ShadowHammer]

The goblin tells you,

He goes off a little ways into the rocks, out of view. (perception check WIS ==> (6+2) (3+3) (2+2)) Naturally, you are suspicious of him just wandering away like that, but as far as you can tell, he didn't do anything other than what he said he would. He walks back into view, adjusting his pants.

Meanwhile, the kobold rejects Sir Joseph's demand.

A few seconds later, he realizes that he was insulted.


Does anyone want to change their mind about the kobold?

Spoiler: Current Statuses (click to show/hide)

[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs and goes to take a wiz in the bushes as well.

[Remuthra]

An even fight, eh? Well, then, foul kobold, much as you do not deserve the honor, I will give you a choice. Either you strip and give us your possessions as payment for attacking us, and we leave you alive, or you and I have an even fight here and now, as we are, in single combat, and whoever wins gets to, how do you say it, loot the dead?

Your choice. I'll give you sixty seconds.