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[WhitiusOpus]

BECOME SLAVE TO ARMOK:GOD OF BLOOD. AND MOON.

[Darvi]

Use Angry Universe Powers to have epic showdown against KJ.

[Furtuka]

FIGHT UNIVERSE EATERS! ABSORB THE WEAK!

5: YOU SUCCESSFULLY MERGE YOURSELF WITH SEVERAL UNIVERSE EATERS AND BECOME A TENTACLED PLANETOID MONSTER

BUT THEN YOU EXPLODE BECAUSE OF DARVI. RESPAWN?

Return to Earth and unite everyone to a Clap your hands if you believe power and fire a beam of pure friendship energy at the Universe Eaters and the Moon-Mars-Brain.

4: THE BEAMS PUSH THE REMAINING UNIVERSE EATERS BACK INTO THE SPACE TIME RIPS AND SCORCH A GASH IN THE SIDE OF THE NAVSHELL

Absorb power of Friendship to become Firendship Man, destroyer of universes.

1: YOU BECOME FIRENZE THE CENTAUR.

VOMIT DC MULTIVERSE ONTO MOON!

3: ANOTHER MULTIVERSE EATER CATCHES YOU STICKING YOUR APPENDAGES DOWN YOUR THROAT ANALOGUE AND MAKES YOU GET COUNSELING FOR YOUR EATING DISORDER.

BECOME SLAVE TO ARMOK:GOD OF BLOOD. AND MOON.

6: ARMOK IS CONFUSED BY THAT HE IS NOW ALSO A MOON GOD, AND SETTLES FOR LOCKING YOU IN A MINING CAMP IN THE MOONS CORE. THE DF MOON. THAT IS OF QUESTIONEABLE EXISTANCE

Use Angry Universe Powers to have epic showdown against KJ.

6THE TWO OF YOU HAVE AN EPIC CLASH, KJ PUNCHES YOU IN THE SIDE, AND YOU RESPOND BY EATING AWAY AT HIS ARMOR. YOU THEN CHANNEL YOUR RAGE INTO A GIANT LASER, WHICH KJ PUNCHES HEAD ON. YOU ARE BOTH OBLITERATED IN THE ENSUING EXPLOSION OF PASSION AND VIOLENCE. RESPAWN?

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DESTROY THE PESKY FRIENDSHIP

5: THE MOON BRAIN RETALIATES WITH A SEARING LASER USING ITS PSYCHIC MOON POWERS. IT TEARS THE CONTINENTS OF EARTH TO PIECES, AND ANAILATES ICYTEA31 IN THE PROCESS.

DEPOSE THE TYRANT

3: THE MOB IS STILL UNABLE TO BREAK INTO THE MANSION

ACCEPT FATE

1: THE CHEESE BECOMES FUELED WITH RAGE AND SPONTANEOUSLY GROWS A MOUTH THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER. IT THEN SCREAMS SO LOUD THAT ALL THE MARTIANS AND PLAYERGAMER BECOME DEAF.

FLEE

1: THE UNIVERSE EATERS DECIDE TO CUT THEIR LOSSES AND LEAVE, HOWEVER THEY ALL TRY TO SQUEEZE INTO THE SAME HOLE AT ONCE AND CLOG IT UP.

Spoiler: MOON STATUS (click to show/hide)

BRUISED
PROTECTIVE NAVSHELL WITH A FRIENDSHIP INDUCED GASH RUNNING THROUGH IT
FUSED WITH MARS TO BECOME MOON-MARS-BRAIN
COVERED IN SCREAMING CHEESE
INHABITED BY ENLIGHTENED DEAF REBELLING MARTIANS
COVERED IN BITEMARKS

[kj1225]

Respawn as an upgrade of my previous form I mean, that wasn't even my final form!

[Samarkand]

ESTABLISH HEALTHIER EATING HABITS, BY SWITCHING FROM EATING MULTIVERSES TO A DIET OF EATING UNIVERSES

[darkpaladin109]

Combine with Mars-Moon Brain and all the Universe Eaters. Then ZA WARUDO EVERYONE AND KILL THEM WHILE TIME IS STOPPED.

[NAV]

Respawn

Use my rocket to drag the moon out of orbit.

[BFEL]

Have sex with Lindsey Lohan, thereby scaring the candiru out because it doesn't want superAIDS

This is totally a great plan guise.

[WhitiusOpus]

MINE THE ADAMOONTINE AND RELEASE THE HFS. OF THE MOON.

[Furtuka]

Respawn as an upgrade of my previous form I mean, that wasn't even my final form!

5: YOU ARE NOW A GIANT STONE OCTOPUS WITH ICE POWERS AND THE ABILITY TO TELEPORT

ESTABLISH HEALTHIER EATING HABITS, BY SWITCHING FROM EATING MULTIVERSES TO A DIET OF EATING UNIVERSES

1: TRY AS YOU MIGHT, YOU ARE UNABLE TO BREAK YOUR HABITS. YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WEEP IN DESPAIR

Combine with Mars-Moon Brain and all the Universe Eaters. Then ZA WARUDO EVERYONE AND KILL THEM WHILE TIME IS STOPPED.

2: THE MARS MOON BRAIN REJECTS YOUR BODY. 4: YOU DO MANAGE TO MERGE WITH SEVERAL UNIVERSE EATERS. THE REST OF THEM MANAGE TO ESCAPE INTO INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE DUE TO THE GAPS YOU LEFT IN THE CLOG.

3: YOU SUCCESSFULLY MANIFEST THE WORLD. HOWEVER YOU HAVE NOT CONSUMED THE BLOOD OF A JOESTAR SO THE TIMESTOP ONLY LASTS FOR 5 SECONDS. NOT ENOUGH TIME TO EVEN REACH ANYONE AT THE MOMENT.

Respawn

Use my rocket to drag the moon out of orbit.

5: YOU SUCCESSFULLY DRAG THE MOON-MARS-BRAIN FAR AWAY FROM THE EARTH. THE RUINED EARTH IS NOW EVEN MORE DEVASTATED AS TIDAL FORCES ARE LOST, CREATING DESTRUCTIVE WEATHER PATTERNS AND THE RECEDING OF THE OCEANS.

Have sex with Lindsey Lohan, thereby scaring the candiru out because it doesn't want superAIDS

This is totally a great plan guise.

2: THE CANDIRU TURNS OUT TO BE IMMUNE TO SUPERAIDS. YOU NOT SO MUCH.

MINE THE ADAMOONTINE AND RELEASE THE HFS. OF THE MOON.

3: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PICKS


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ACHIEVE INDEPENDENT LOCOMOTION

6: THE MARS MOON BRAIN MERGES WITH THE CHEESE LAYER AND GROWS ROCKETS OUT OF CHEESE ON ITS SIDE. IT BEGINS FLYING STRAIGHT FOR EARTH!

DEPOSE THE DICTATOR

5: THE MARTIANS SUCCESSFULLY INVADE PLAYERGAMERS MANSION, AND EXECUTE HIM FOR CRIMES AGAINST MARTIANILITY. A TRANSITIONAL GOVERNMENT IS SET UP.

Spoiler: MOON STATUS (click to show/hide)

BRUISED
PROTECTIVE NAVSHELL WITH A FRIENDSHIP INDUCED GASH RUNNING THROUGH IT
FUSED WITH MARS TO BECOME MOON-MARS-BRAIN
COVERED IN SCREAMING CHEESE THAT HAS BEEN TURNED INTO ROCKETS
INHABITED BY ENLIGHTENED DEAF MARTIANS REBUILDING SOCIETY
COVERED IN BITEMARKS
FLYING TOWARDS EARTH

[darkpaladin109]

Abosrb KJ.

[IcyTea31]

What, neither I or Earth died from the laser or screaming? Refocus the friendship of every person, animal and plant, even the dead ones, to one massive beam of awesomeness, fire at the Moon.

*clap* CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE! *clap* I'm talking to YOU, players! *clap* Go, my friends, destroy the Moon! *clap* With the power of friendship! *clap*

[kj1225]

End DP for his hubris and then absorb his corspe.

[Furtuka]

What, neither I or Earth died from the laser or screaming? Refocus the friendship of every person, animal and plant, even the dead ones, to one massive beam of awesomeness, fire at the Moon.

*clap* CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE! *clap* I'm talking to YOU, players! *clap* Go, my friends, destroy the Moon! *clap* With the power of friendship! *clap*

DESTROY THE PESKY FRIENDSHIP

5: THE MOON BRAIN RETALIATES WITH A SEARING LASER USING ITS PSYCHIC MOON POWERS. IT TEARS THE CONTINENTS OF EARTH TO PIECES, AND ANAILATES ICYTEA31 IN THE PROCESS.

[Samarkand]

TELL THEM TO WEEP NOT, FOR I SHALL RETURN A NEW BEING. SET OFF ON A QUEST OF SELF DISCOVERY. DISCOVER THAT I AM BEAUTIFUL EVEN IF I EAT ENTIRELY MULTIVERSES IN ONE SITTING.