RAgE MODE ACTIVATE! ABSORB MERCURY AND GROW BIGGER, CONTINUE FIGHT!
4: YOU MERGE TOGETHER WITH THE COLD HALF OF MERCURY TO BECOME A GIANT MERCURY GOLEM.
3: WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT YOU MOVE TOO SLOWLY TO REACH THE MOON RIGHT NOW THOUGH
ACHIEVE MARSVANA AND ASCEND TO MULTIVERSE EATER
6: YOU ACHIVE MARSVANA AND ASCEND TO A MULTIVERSE EATER. AS THIS IS A MERE IMMATURE SINGLE FACCITED UNIVERSE IT IS BENEATH YOUR NOTICE, SO YOU FLY OFF TO CONSUME THE DC COMICS MULTIVERSE
Fire a beam of enlightenment at the Universe Eater, turning it to "Oh maybe eating sentient beings or their homes is bad, maybe I should go find a dumb universe."
2: THE BEAM MISSES AND HITS PLUTO, CONFUSING IT INTO LEAVING THE SOLAR SYSTEM ON A QUEST OF SELF DISCOVERY. CHARON WEEPS FROM BEING ABANDONED
Start eating Mars, thereby acquiring its powers.
4: YOU CONSUME PARTS OF MARS AND FEEL SLIGHTLY ANGRIER AS THE ESSENCE OF THE WAR GOD FLOWS THROUGH YOU.
SUDDENLY SOME FORCE SENDS YOU BACK INTO SPACE
How do you destroy a planet-moon?
Try to protect the moon and hope to roll a 1.
6: YOU SACREFICE YOUR BODY AND BECOME A GIANT SHELL SURROUNDING THE MOON-MARS AND ALSO KICK ALL THE UNIVERSE EATERS OFF OF IT IN THE PROCESS. RESPAWN?
Turn moon into sentient cheese
3: YOU COVER THE MOON MARS IN A THIN 3 INCH LAYER OF CHEESE. IT SCREAMS IN PAIN FROM BEING STEPPED ON.
Check status of self: Dead y/n?
YOU ARE ALIVE AND FLOATING THROUGH SPACE HANGING ONTO THE REMAINS OF DARVI'S STACHE.
Enter. Logically argue that the Moon-Mars cannot remain in a stable orbit around the sun, and should either fly out of the system or into the Sun.
3: THE MOON-MARS NEVER TOOK PHYSICS SINCE PLANETS DON'T GO TO SCHOOL. YOU GIVE IT A HEADACHE
Enter. Logically argue that the Moon-Mars cannot remain in a stable orbit around the sun, and should either fly out of the system or into the Sun.
LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE! GO BACK TO VULCAN!
Summon Bigger Fish
1: YOU SUMMON A CANDIRU. TERRIFIED BY THE BATTLE RAGING AROUND IT, IT TAKES REFUGE IN YOUR... OH MY
Enslave martians
6: YOU ENSLAVE THE MARTIANS, ONCE AGAIN DESTROYING MOST OF THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE PROCESS. THE SURVIVING DISCIPLES OF DESCAN PLOT REBELLION AGAINST YOU
BECOME ONE WITH THE STORM
1: THE STORM BECOMES ONE WITH YOU. THAT IS TO SAY THAT YOU ARE TURNED INTO A BLOODY MIST THAT SWIFTLY DIFFUSES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE STORM. RESPAWN?
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GAIN POWER
2: THE MOON MARS BRAIN DOES NOTHING
VIVA LA RESISTANCE
5:THE MARTIAN REBELLION BEGINS A MASSIVE UPRISING, PLAYERGAMER IS TRAPPED IN HIS MANSION WITH ANGRY MOB OUTSIDE BAYING FOR HIS BLOOD
CONSUME
6: THE UNIVERSE EATERS DECIDE THE MOON IS TOO MUCH HASSLE AND BEGIN MAKING THEIR WAY TO EARTH
SCREAM
1: THE CHEESE HAS NO MOUTH BUT IT MUST SCREAM. WHAT A CONUNDRUM
FUSED WITH MARS TO BECOME MARS-MOON-BRAIN
INHABITTED BY ENLIGHTENED MARTIANS IN OPEN REBELLION
COVERED IN SENTIENT CHEESE
PROTECTED BY A SHELL MADE FROM NAV'S CORPSE
UNIVERSE EATERS FREE
BRUISED
HAS HEADACHE
COVERED IN BITEMARKS