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[Furtuka]

THE MOON IS A MOON BRAIN. DESTROY IT.

[Darvi]

PUNCH DESCAN IN THE FACE

[Vorthon]

ASSEMBLE MOON-FIGHTING UBER-MECHA.

[Descan]

OHGODMYFACE

[Furtuka]

PUNCH DESCAN IN THE FACE

Spoiler: Context (click to show/hide)

[18:52]   Descan   is now a sentient moon-smear
[18:52]   Descan   infects the moon
[18:53]   Descan   is now a giant moon-brain
[18:53]   Descan   politely gets out of the way of shookcar
[18:53]   Wrex   fires the planetbuster

5 vs 2: YOU PUNCH DEScAN SO HARD THAT HIS SMEARS ARE REMOVED FROM THE MOON AND ARE FLUNG TO THE SPICE MINES OF XORBLUK NINE IN THE FAR REACHES OF SPACE.

ASSEMBLE MOON-FIGHTING UBER-MECHA.

5: THE CATZORD IS FULLY OPERATIONAL AND READY TO BEGIN BATTLE AGAINST THE CELESTIAL ENEMY.

OHGODMYFACE

2 vs 5: WELCOME TO XORBLUK NINE. VIKING HELMETS ARE ILLEGAL CONTRABAND HERE. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY. YOU ARE CURRENTLY LACKING A FACE


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Be shiny

4: THE MOON SHINES DOWN BRIGHTLY EVEN THOUGH ITS DAYTIME

[Vorthon]

SUPLEX THE MOON WITH THE CATZORD.

[Yoink]

>SNORT DARVI'S STASH WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED

[Descan]

PILLAGE THE MINES OF TOOLS, USE THEM TO FORMENT AN ARMED UPRISING AMONG THE SLAVES

BUY A NEW FACE

[Darvi]

>SNORT DARVI'S STASH WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED

Please don't stick your nose into my 'stache.

Stop, drop, and roll the moon around.

[Playergamer]

JOIN DESCAN IN AWESOME

[Furtuka]

SUPLEX THE MOON WITH THE CATZORD.

4: YOU SUCCESSFULLY SUPLEX THE MOON INTO MARS. IT IS NOW EMBEDDED IN THE RED PLANET. YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CAT RANGERS SHARE A HIGH-FIVE AND CRACK SOME PUNS

>SNORT DARVI'S STASH WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED

3: YOU MISS THE STASH COMPLETELY AND WIND UP IN HIS STACHE INSTEAD

PILLAGE THE MINES OF TOOLS, USE THEM TO FORMENT AN ARMED UPRISING AMONG THE SLAVES

BUY A NEW FACE

1: THE SLAVES ALL LOOK AT YOU ODDLY AND THEN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU FOR STEALING THEIR STUFF. YOU NOW HAVE -1 FACES

Stop, drop, and roll the moon around.

2: YOUR ATTEMPTS TO ROLL THE MOON ARE FUTILE, AND YOU MERELY MANAGE TO ROLL IT AROUND IN ITS CRATOR ON MARS LIKE A TRACKBALL

YOINKS NOSE IS NOW IN YOUR FACE DESPITE YOUR PROTESTS

JOIN DESCAN IN AWESOME

4: YOU SUCCESSFULLY TELEPORT TO XORBLUK NINE.

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FUSE WITH MARS

5: THE MOON AND MARS SUDDENLY SPIN IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND GLOW WIT AN EERIE GREEN LIGHT. WHEN IT FADES YOU ALL SEE THAT THEY HAVE BECOME MARS-MOON-BRAIN. THE MOON BRAIN NOW HAS COMMAND OVER ALL THE MARTIANS OH NO.

[Playergamer]

TALK SLAVES INTO DESTROYING CAPTORS. WIN.

[Descan]

goddamnit

TELEPORT TO THE PLANET OF REALLY GULLIBLE SPACEWARRIORS, ENLIST THEIR AID AGAINST MOONBRAIN
FINDAGODDAMNFACE

[Vorthon]

START KICKING MARTIAN ASS.

[Darvi]

Throw Yoink's nose at Descan.