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[BFEL]

Stick knife into Toasters breadslot while he is distracted by Yoink

[Toaster]

At some point, I started pronouncing your name "Beefle" as in rhymes with people.

Are you okay with this (Y/N)

[Person]

I pronounce it Bee Eff El personally.

darkpaladin109: Shoot someone random.

   Randomly targeted BFEL. Attack: 11. Hit. Base damage 6.

BFEL: Stab Toaster with knife.

   Attack: 5. Hit. Base damage 2. -1 due to armor. Endurance roll success. -1 damage. 1 damage dealt.

Toaster: Crossbow at yoink.

   Attack: 2. Miss.

Yoink: Jam my sword into that Toaster!

   Attack: 2. Miss.

Harry Baldman: Melee attack Yoink.

   Attack: 6. Hit. Base damage 1. Damage reduced by 2 due to armor. Endurance roll success. -1 damage. 1 damage dealt.

Toaster: 8
Darkpaladin109: 8
   Due to the tie I had them roll a competing check. Toaster won 10 to 5, so they go first.
BFEL: 5
Yoink: 5
   BFEL wins this one 3 to 2.
Harry Baldman: 2

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: darkpaladin109 (click to show/hide)

HP: 30
Str: D6
Agi: D12
End: D4
Weapon: Pistol. D10, Uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance of reducing damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D12

Spoiler: BFEL (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/12
Str: D8
Agi: D4
End: D6
Weapon: Knife. d4, uses strength.
Armor: Ordinary Clothing. No bonuses.
Initiative: D6

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

HP: 23/24
Str: D12
Agi: D10
End: D10
Weapon: Crossbow. D8, uses agility.
Armor: Metal. Always reduces damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D10

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 17/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage damage by 2.
Initiative: D8

[Harry Baldman]

Beat darkpaladin with Yoink until either of them repent for their sins.

[BFEL]

REGENERATE FROM MY WOUNDS!

[Toaster]

Poor Beefle.

What do you get when you cross a crossbow bolt with Yoink's face?

[darkpaladin109]

Shoot either Harry or Yoink.

[BFEL]

Oh and for the pronunciation its "Bee-fell"

[Harry Baldman]

Oh and for the pronunciation its "Bee-fell"

Beefle is catchier. And funnier to write out.

[BFEL]

Oh and for the pronunciation its "Bee-fell"

Beefle is catchier. And funnier to write out.

True, its quite a bit funnier.

I...probably shoulda just taken to calling myself Befell instead, to clear up the confuses

[Yoink]

>Slice off a chunk of Toaster.

I just call you Biffle, or Biffles.

[Person]

Yep, you can regen for 1hp if you succeed on endurance. Just added that on the fly. Also, I'm suddenly really glad I didn't make health 4x hp die. I kinda thought people would be dying faster than this, but all of you are rolling horribly on attack and damage rolls. Gonna use random.org from here on out.

Toaster: Shoot Yoink.
   Hit. 2 Damage.

darkpaladin: Shoot harry or Yoink.
   Randomly selected harry. Miss

BFEL: Regenerate. Endurance Success. You gain back 1 health.

Yoink: Melee Toaster.
   Miss.

Harry: Melee darkpaladin.
   Hit. 2 Damage.

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: darkpaladin109 (click to show/hide)

HP: 28/30
Str: D6
Agi: D12
End: D4
Weapon: Pistol. D10, Uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance of reducing damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D12

Spoiler: BFEL (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/12
Str: D8
Agi: D4
End: D6
Weapon: Knife. d4, uses strength.
Armor: Ordinary Clothing. No bonuses.
Initiative: D6

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

HP: 23/24
Str: D12
Agi: D10
End: D10
Weapon: Crossbow. D8, uses agility.
Armor: Metal. Always reduces damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D10

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 15/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage damage by 2.
Initiative: D8

[Harry Baldman]

Grab Yoink by legs. Utilize him as club. Try to put darkpaladin out of his misery using my heavy power-armored club.

[Toaster]

Shoot Yoink while he's held down.

[BFEL]

Sneak up on Darkpaladin while he's busy with the crazy Baldman and steal his pistol using my superior strength. Then preferably shoot him with it.