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[Yoink]

Grab Yoink by legs. Utilize him as club. Try to put darkpaladin out of his misery using my heavy power-armored club.

If this succeeds: >Swing my sword at Darkpaladin, aided by momentum for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Otherwise just, y'know, help BFEL steal his pistol.

[Person]

I was really hoping that shenanigans like this wouldn't happen, but this is bay12. What was I thinking? So yeah silly stuff like picking people up is fine now I guess.

[darkpaladin109]

SHOOT OFF THE HAND YOINK USES TO SWING HIS SWORD

[Person]

Sorry for the delay, IRL happened and such. Will have the update out by the end of today.

[Person]

I'm a horrible person for delaying this much. No excuse is proper for a game that takes 5 minutes at most to update.

Initiatives:
BFEL: 6
Paladin: 4
Yoink: 2, 7
Toaster: 2, 5
Harry: 2, 2

BFEL: Sneak up on darkpaladin, steal his pistol and shoot him with it.
The thieving attempt fails. (I did roll for this, but the rolls are hidden.) You settle for stabbing instead, for 3 damage. 

Paladin: Shoot hand yoink uses to swing their sword.
Had you rolled higher, I would have allowed this. As is its just a standard hit for 7 damage.

Yoink: If harry suceeds, swing sword at darkpaladin for massive damage. Otherwise help steal paladins pistol.
(Assumed you wanted to allow them to pick you up, so lowered the roll required.)

Toaster: Shoot yoink while he's held down.
A good hit for 4 damage.

Harry: Grab yoink and hit darkpaladin with them.
You manage to pick up Yoink, and deliver a mighty swing!
The attack deals a whopping 7 damage, normally impossible for a D6.
(Used Harry's larger strength die to determine the hit. Had he missed, it'd deal yoink damage by contact with ground instead.)

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: darkpaladin109 (click to show/hide)

HP: 18/30
Str: D6
Agi: D12
End: D4
Weapon: Pistol. D10, Uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance of reducing damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D12

Spoiler: BFEL (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/12
Str: D8
Agi: D4
End: D6
Weapon: Knife. d4, uses strength.
Armor: Ordinary Clothing. No bonuses.
Initiative: D6

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

HP: 23/24
Str: D12
Agi: D10
End: D10
Weapon: Crossbow. D8, uses agility.
Armor: Metal. Always reduces damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D10

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage damage by 2.
Initiative: D8

[Toaster]

Why'd I take damage?

[Person]

Ah, my bad, damaged you instead of yoink. Man I'm bad at this.

Edit: There, fixed everything.

[Harry Baldman]

Beat darkpaladin with my Yoink-club some more! Remove the sword from his hands if he resists.

[BFEL]

STEAL THAT PISTOL DAMMIT! IT IS INTEGRAL TO ALL THE PLANS

[Toaster]

Also join in on the Darkpaladin pile-on!  My pistol!

[Yoink]

>If Darkpaladin attacks me, take a momentum-assisted swing at him, aided by Baldman.
> If he doesn't, escape from Baldman and regenerate health.

I wish I had gotten to make that attack last turn.

[darkpaladin109]

Use my hidden suicide vest to kill myself and anyone near me, and prevent them from getting my gun.

[Person]

Summon a giant mecha for me to use.

Sorry this is far too silly even for me, try something else. If I let this happen the game is going to devolve into ridiculous one upmanship rather quickly.

[Person]

I have literally no excuse. I need to really look at myself and determine WHY I'M SO BAD AT UPDATING.

paladin: Use my hidden suicide vest to kill myself and anyone near me, and prevent them from getting my gun.

YOUR VEST DETONATES EFFECTIVELY. YOU DIE.

Toaster takes 14 damage. BFEL takes 10 damage. BFEL is dead. Harry takes 11 damage.

Toaster: Grab that pistol

Now that the pistol is safely on the ground, you can pick it up.

Yoink: Escape

Your feeble strength is evidently insufficient to escape their grasp. Your agility loosens their hold on you somewhat though. 1 more success needed.

BFEL: Steal pistol

You are dead, unfortunately. Sorry this game idea was so awful.

Harry: Attack with yoink, or take their sword if they resist.

(Not sure how to actually work this out. He's still in your hands, so I guess you'll just attack Toaster?)

Toaster takes 6 damage from yoink's sword.

Free items: Leather armor x2, Knife x1

Spoiler: Harry Baldman (click to show/hide)

HP: 25/36
Str: D10
Agi: D6
End: D12
Weapon: Throwing Mugs. D4, uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance to reduce damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D4.

Spoiler: darkpaladin109 (click to show/hide)

HP: 18/30
Str: D6
Agi: D12
End: D4
Weapon: Pistol. D10, Uses agility.
Armor: Leather. 50% chance of reducing damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D12

Spoiler: BFEL (click to show/hide)

HP: -3/12
Str: D8
Agi: D4
End: D6
Weapon: Knife. d4, uses strength.
Armor: Ordinary Clothing. No bonuses.
Initiative: D6

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/24
Str: D12
Agi: D10
End: D10
Weapon: Crossbow. D8, uses agility.
Armor: Metal. Always reduces damage taken by 1.
Initiative: D10

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/18
Str: D4
Agi: D8
End: D8
Sword: D6, uses strength.
Armor: Power Armor. Always reduces damage damage by 2.
Initiative: D8

[Toaster]

Heal myself with the power of friendship!