(All the characters call it something different, so far you know Eric calls it HHCP, Luna calls it Hamchap, and Kira calls it Hammond.
It runs on ALL THE OSes. Also as far as I know, it doesn't actually exist as a program irl, if somebody wants to code it up, then feel free)
Kira pounces on the phone, which had slid across the floor during that mistimed glomp.
The time is 10:12am
Hammer Head Chat Program, Enable Voice Control Mode.
"Voice Control Mode Active."
Devices [3] [Functional] [VCM]
Display messages, earliest to latest.
"Desolating mes-" No! Countermand Order! "Order Countermanded."
Dis-splay mess-ages, earliest to latest.
"Displaying messages, explicits to lameness."
Kira blushes at the contents of the first message on the list, this one is a few months old.
Nooo! Disable Voice Control Mode.
"Enable Text to Speech Mode." Nooooooooooo! Staapit! Stupid phone!
"At 12:27am, 92 days ago, JewelThief wrote: *he wiggled under the sheets, pulling them ov-" Nonononononononono! I'm turning you off phone!
Kira turns the phone off.
Kira, you sure you're okay in there?
The microwave goes off, Kira can hear the messenger program on his laptop start going off, looks like it's powered again.
(Edit: Generally when I end an update with a character that can't break the forth wall, I'm not going to ask what next, it is implied that I am asking that, only a few characters can break the fourth wall or use a 4W breaking narrative style.
Also if any of you have theories about the story, ask about them, if you are dead on then I will let you know, I plan for this to be at least a few years worth of writing. [The cast is numbering in the hundreds and the timescale spans a few millennia worth of time inworld.])