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[Parsely]

Flip off book. Read results.

[Harbingerjm]

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Why is life so damned boring? It is just the same damn thing over and over and over and over. I don't have any real reason to do anything beyond fuck around online in a seemingly futile attempt to stave off the boredom. I used to feel things beyond boredom but lately I haven't been able to feel anything else. Life used to be fun, it used to provide joy and happiness naturally, that faded though, I replaced it with reading and fantasy. I made worlds in my head and populated them with characters, this never amounted to anything but it remains as something to do when I get bored, this game is one of those worlds, I will write out all my worlds simply because there is no reason to let the characters and universes die with me, but the one truth I see is that reality is a boring dreary place. I at one point started toying with people's minds and emotions I can read people and push them in any way I wish with simple words, it bores me and I rarely do it now, it was at best amusing and at worst tiring. That doesn't do anything now at all, I hate boredom. I replaced it with gaming, they were fun for a bit. Now I get bored of every gave I play if it doesn't kill me hundreds of times on the first level and is brutal for the remainder. Those still get boring really fast. I'm barely staving off the boredom lately this game is one of the projects I have been putting off for years, it in reality is a way to convey one of my worlds, I will be churning out various other games and stories as the years go on, I have nothing else to do, I have enough money to last me to my deathbed decades from now and I don't have any motivation beyond staving off the boredom. Life is wrong. I think sometimes that there was some cosmic fuckup and some random average jo got dumped into an magic filled amazing world that was meant for me and I got stuck with this shithole of a reality and even if I don't know that consciously, I subconsciously have been trying to fill an unfillable hole with fantasy. My question is why is reality so boring? Why can't it be more interesting? There is seemingly no reason for us to do anything, if I decided to not get out of bed tomorrow, or ever, all that would happen is this fantasy world I have made would die, along with many others I have made, you guys/girls/others would be a tad disappointed, but it wouldn't really affect you longterm, it may provide some slight inspiration later in your lives for a game or a book or something, but that is about it Oh, I just remembered I tried webcomics for a bit to help with the boredom, they stopped working a year ago, I have a bookmarks folder of over a hundred that I sorta stopped keeping up with, they don't help anymore. If I just stopped doing anything online, and just stayed in bed all day, I know a few people in other chat groups would miss me, but they would forget eventually, my disappearance may actually cause something for them since they are rather attached emotionally, but they would get over it. If I decided to never talk to anybody irl, I don't think anything would really change, some people might wonder where I am, but I don't have any major emotional or minor emotional attachments to any of them and they don't have any to me. Reality is boring, and it will continue to be, I don't plan on offing myself since that seems like a one way ticket to eternal boredom if there is an afterlife. I most certainly wouldn't want to go to heaven if there is one though, that would be so damned boring, anything fun wouldn't be allowed, I would probably find hell more interesting, at least there I would be feeling pain, at least that is some stimulation, better then eternal sit around and stare into space. If there is an afterlife, I hope it isn't boring, that would be horrid. I realize I could in theory do anything I want with my life, if I wanted to, I could probably figure out a way to take over the world, I don't think I ever will bother though, I don't think it would amuse me in the slightest, instead I will probably just churn out world after world, story after story, game after game, at least my characters will be immortal provided humanity doesn't die or enter a digital dark age... Most of them will be immortal at least since some of the characters die in every world I make. This game world a deviation from the actual world I made up years ago, in the real one, things happen quite differently then how they will happen, funny how slight input at some points can change worlds for better or for worse. That holds true in reality also, Hitler could have been a great man if he had had a slightly different childhood, most people turn out the way they are based off of their childhoods I've noticed. I don't have a flipping clue what went wrong with mine since I repressed pretty much all of it and can't remember much of it even when I try. Probably a good thing, from what I've learned, it wasn't a good childhood.But the fact remains, reality is absurdly boring and I am running out of things to do, it sucks, it really does.

I want a refund life, you gave me the wrong reality, give me the correct one, I didn't sign any fucking contract and this one is a pile of shit.

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I couldn't read the whole thing because of my grammar issues, but I did get about halfway through, and a lot of it is very familiar. I too wondered why things were boring and pointless, and why everything steadily got worse over time. Then I was diagnosed with depression. So yeah.

What I meant was that all the references to Warhammer I thought you were using Warhammer psionics even though it's a game in this universe.

We apparently a) do that whole "possibly projection, possibly crazy" thing fairly often and b) have yet to explode into Daemons, so all signs point to "not a psyker."

Examine the texture of the platform.

[~Neri]

(Yah, I'm just gonna keep making stories, I'll be starting another in a few weeks.)

You decide it would be a good time to flip off the book.

The book reads:

The Wanderer of Infinity gives Infinity's Template a nicely roasted bird
A rather well drawn sketch of a middle finger appears on the page flipping you off.

Cl3v3r, v3ry cl3v3r.

You decide to sit down, you sit on the edge of the platform and dangle your legs off the edge, if you close your eyes, you can almost feel the cold water lapping against your legs and the hot sun shining on your back...

W417 4 m1nu73.

You open your eyes and the platform is indeed in the middle of a lake, you can still see the void through it. You look up and there is indeed a sun it is bright.

Wh47 7h3 fuck? (Somebody find me a way to L3375P34K up the word "fuck." It's bugging me.)

You look away from the sun and stare into the void. You begin contemplating the mysteries of Infinity.

Something moves out there.... You peer into the void and you realize that a giant eyeball just opened up and is staring intently at you... Or is it staring into you? You shiver at that thought.

As you stare into the eye you can see Infinity. It is oddly soothing to watch.

The sun's hot rays continue to beat against your back and the cold water laps against your knees, your legs feel lighter in the water.

[Parsely]

Imagine that you're inside Gundam Z and are about to take on some Zakus. Gotta protect Jaburo!

[~Neri]

Wh47 7h3 fuck d035 7h47 3v3n m34n v01c3? 9und4m? 1 d0n'7 w47ch 4n1m3, 1 w47ch 6r1715h 7V.

(Luna doesn't like Anime, she likes British TV, there are a few characters that do watch anime and those are quite able to fulfill this request when they enter their Realms.)

[Avis-Mergulus]

Go swimming like a boss to relieve tension.

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I currently give infinitely more fucks about you than I gave before I came here. Granted, you're still not very high on my people-I-give-a-fuck-about list, but you're there. People do care if you let them, or at least if you don't impede them. If they don't, find other people. There are many of them in the world, and some are okay. Of course, that doesn't address all of your problems, but it's just my two cents.

[Parsely]

(What about Red Dwarf? Can she imagine that?)

[~Neri]

(Red Dwarf? Hmmmm Google! It's your time to shine! .... OOOOH I REMEMBER THAT SHOW! It was bloody awesome! Yes, Luna can do that show, what scenario?)

You decide to go swimming and slide into the water, it's slightly cold but rather refreshing.

L1K3 4 6055 N4RR470R! 54Y 17 R19H7! ... No. I refuse. D000 333777! Fiiiiine.

You decide to go swimming like a boss, you enjoy it.

Happy? Y333335555!

You contemplate British TV shows as you swim.

(Yes, Luna can break the forth wall, why do you think she has been talking to you guys/girls/others?)

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I currently give infinitely more fucks about you than I gave before I came here. Granted, you're still not very high on my people-I-give-a-fuck-about list, but you're there. People do care if you let them, or at least if you don't impede them. If they don't, find other people. There are many of them in the world, and some are okay. Of course, that doesn't address all of your problems, but it's just my two cents.

(Yay! Fucks are given! Can always use more of those.)

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(If you're wondering, I normally vent that kind of stuff to other people online, none of the peeps I normally talk to were online at the time of when I needed to vent so I sorta just did a megadump of frustrations at life, I may or may not vent here again, depends on if the regulars are offline when it builds to critical mass.)

[~Neri]

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My best probably really horrible advice if you're bored would be to leave your house without any plans at all and not return until something interesting happens. Like this one time I was really bored and angry so I left during the night. I walked through the woods for a few hours and found an interesting copper figurine of a dog. I walked for a few more hours and watched a family of deer. Then I slept under a tree for the night and went home in the morning. It was a full moon that night so now I have a permanent reputation as a werewolf.

Interesting things will happen if you let them.

(I've done weird shit before in the middle of the night before also, it's how I got all these claw mark scars, weird story about that if you want to know.)

[Parsely]

(Do tell.)

The Red Dwarf appears! We're suddenly inside! We're playing a game of chess with Holly!

[~Neri]

(Gather around! It's story time:

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(So this was back when I was 13ish (my memories mostly cut off before age 13, I repressed a bunch), but so basically I was at my dad's beachhouse and I normally went on midnight walks through the foresty area around town, my dad had given up on stopping me from doing so. I was wandering around, the last check of my phone before the incident said 12:47am. I walked into a clearingy area, (there was more moonlight and more small plants and less trees) and I heard something snap behind me, about half a second later I just randomly blacked out, no impact feeling, no pain, just a random blackout. I woke up halfway across the clearing from where I had blacked out and it was everywhere, I turned on my phone and I discovered in this order: it was 3:27am, the wet stuff was blood, and my shirt and pants were in tatters. I sorta flipped the fuck out at that point and ran back to my house and showered off. I discovered I was not bleeding in any way whatsoever, and there were 57 varied claw and bite mark scar groupings that weren't there before. I sorta flipped out at that point and locked myself in my room and refused to come out for several days (I stockpiled food and water in my room back then). The claw and bite marks are still there as of this morning (that was the last time I checked), but you have to look harder for them now then you used to, they have faded with time, from what I understand, most scars fade over time so apparently the healing process is otherwise normal, still really really really really fucking weird though, I have yet to go back into that forest, one Incident is enough for me thank you.)

You suddenly find yourself in what could only be the Red Dwarf Mining Ship from one of your F4V0R173 53R135 3V3R!

Your Move Luna.



You see a chess board in front of you, you are white and Holly is black. It is in the standard starting position.

(I'm going to go find a chess board generator somewhere and do images, you peeps will be playing against me, good luck, I'm rather good.)

[Erils]

Chess YAY!

Move King's pawn from e2 to e4 (two spaces forward)

[~Neri]

Standard opening move.



Your move again Luna.

(I'm going to bed now.)

[Erils]

Queen's knight to C3

[~Neri]

Wh47 n40?!



This.