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Update speed, slow or fast or in between?

Fast, as often as I have time and there is a suggestion.
Medium fast, a cross between ^ and V.
Medium, wait for at least three posts before updating.
Medium slow, a cross between V and ^.
Slow, one update a day.

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Author Topic: Who Are You? (Rebooted in new thread.)  (Read 94506 times)

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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #165 on: March 22, 2014, 01:13:39 am »

And that is truly heartbreaking, because now would be the perfect time for a nap.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #166 on: March 22, 2014, 01:31:26 am »

1 Kn0w r19ht?
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #167 on: March 22, 2014, 11:03:12 am »

Anyway how do we get out of here? What's been changing while we were talking to ourselves?
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #168 on: March 22, 2014, 01:47:37 pm »

(You don't know how to get out, you will be leaving soon regardless of what you do, however you maaaaay want to go investigate that pulsing dot thing, it happens to be a tad important, also time behaves differently in respect to different planes and realms, you will see how much when you leave.)
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #169 on: March 22, 2014, 01:54:06 pm »

Eat Examine pulsing dot thing.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #170 on: March 22, 2014, 02:10:05 pm »

Eat Examine pulsing dot thing.
Well, since you insist... But make sure to do so in a wacky manner.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #171 on: March 22, 2014, 02:34:50 pm »

You summon a shark with rocket engines strapped to it and ride it towards the dot thing.

W333333333333!

As you approach, something bursts out of the giant glowing ball thing, it looks sorta humanoid.

Wh47 7h3 5h17?
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #172 on: March 22, 2014, 02:51:53 pm »

HALT! Then greet the humanoid something by waving. Smile politely.
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« Reply #173 on: March 22, 2014, 04:06:05 pm »

HALT! Then greet the humanoid something by waving. Smile politely.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #174 on: March 22, 2014, 04:29:52 pm »

You look at the humanoid creature, it is glowing with orangish energy.

H4L7 P3R50N!

The energy starts fading.

Wait, Luna? Where in the hell are we?

The energy completely fades.

W4444441111117, K3n7? H0w 7h3 5h17 d1d y0u 937 h3r3?

Kent starts falling upwards, looks like gravity is weird for anybody but you here.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #175 on: March 22, 2014, 04:34:53 pm »

Ride our rocket shark upwards and catch him with a guitar solo playing in the background.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #176 on: March 22, 2014, 05:11:22 pm »

(I just spent like half an hour trying to find a decent Tetris guitar solo. I hope you're happy.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4ZeCGUuiKw (couldn't figure out how to embed, but here, have some Tetris to read the update to.)

Suddenly the sounds of some random person playing Tetris on the guitar fill the void.

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?! Kent screams.

A large blue cuboidal shape hurtles down, followed by an orange cuboidal shape and red a cuboidal shape, within seconds you are reminded of TouHou combined with Tetris, in 3D.

5W337! 737R15 1N 3D! You shout with glee as you start weaving your shark between the Tetris pieces.

Kent just keeps screaming.

Suddenly the Tetris pieces all change course and start arcing towards you.

5H17!
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #177 on: March 22, 2014, 05:47:10 pm »

Give Kent a laser rifle! Fire at will!
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #178 on: March 22, 2014, 05:50:18 pm »

A laser rifle materializes in Kent's hands to notice, he is too busy flailing and screaming to notice.

The Tetris pieces get closer.
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Re: Who Are You? (CH355 MUCH?)
« Reply #179 on: March 22, 2014, 05:51:38 pm »

We need a rocket launcher that shoots rocket-powered chain-sawfish. Fire at will!
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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