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Author Topic: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)  (Read 13342 times)

Yoink

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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2014, 11:52:32 am »

>Bide my time. They'll have to come check on me eventually, and then I'll get taken to the infirmary fo' sho'!

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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2014, 12:16:49 pm »

[2] - Yet again, you are misheard. You are handed a copy of "Flaw" by renowned author of well-recieved romance novels, Ryan Ringbloom.

Skim the novel for tips on seducing the Warden's Daughter.
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« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2014, 02:54:48 pm »

Now to start getting a plan together, now what could I use to my advantage?
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2014, 03:17:03 pm »

Use bowel to attract medical attention.

Else if consume more biomass.
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2014, 06:48:43 pm »

Use the force to choke a guard and steal their keys
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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2014, 09:03:53 pm »

Roll with it. Try to convince him to come into the cell for a good time then steal the key when he's done.

[4] - He's ready and more than willing. Things get hot and heavy. Now, how are you going to get the key without him busting you for it?

Meditate on the quest within my cell. Perhaps I shall have a vision!

[4] - You meditate deeply on the task ahead of you. You have a moment of sight. A mysterious figure which you cannot make out warns you in a language you have never heard, not can human ears comprehend. He warns you to remember that ThEy ArE wAtChInG. He says nothing more and dissipates into the darkness.

Walk up to the wall surrounding the yard and seduce it with horrible horrible pick up lines. Once it's seduced have it make a hole in itself so I can escape.

[1] - Oh, please. You really expected that tactic to work? Walls can't be friends, let alone lovers. Neither can castles or mountains, for that matter. Uh-oh. The guards; they're saying something into their radios and eyeing you suspiciously. Who are they talking to? What are they saying? How much do they know? Act quickly. A storm is brewing, and you're about to be caught in it.

>Bide my time. They'll have to come check on me eventually, and then I'll get taken to the infirmary fo' sho'!

[4] - After what feels like an eternity twice over, someone finally notices that hey, that guy has a toilet stuck on his head. We should do something about it. You are carried on a stretcher to the infirmary. Someone says something about going to get a blowtorch. Quite the situation.

Skim the novel for tips on seducing the Warden's Daughter.

[3] - This plan is ineffective. The Warden does not have a daughter, nor any love in her heart, it would seem. She is a cruel, merciless beast incapable of loving a man, especially if it came to the mixture of business and pleasure. Feel free to keep at it, though. All the luck to you.

Now to start getting a plan together, now what could I use to my advantage?

[4] - Perhaps a musical number in the cafeteria will help to rally everyone to set aside their differences and join as one to realize that the magic of friendship is what really matters, and ally in a common goal.

Maybe.

Use bowel to attract medical attention.

Else if consume more biomass.

[5] - Medical attention has been obtained. You are placed in the infirmary next to a man with a toilet on his head. After an...*ahem*...thorough examination, it seems the problem has been found.

There is a cat wedged in your posterior.

Yes. You heard correctly.

A cat. Is in. Your rump.

The cat seems to be okay, but rather frightened. This is going to be painful, but you'll have to do it.

It's time to poop a cat.

Use the force to choke a guard and steal their keys

[1] - The Force no longer exists. All those who utilized it; Jedi and Sith, were wiped out in World War 3xxx. Hatsune...You monster.

You end up looking like a fool, waving your hand around in frustration. Congratulations. You have mastered the art of Kinect Sports.

Casual gaming "skill": +1
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 09:07:08 am by Chromatic Wasp »
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2014, 09:10:49 pm »

Knock him out.
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2014, 09:47:47 pm »

Get a law book. A real law book.

Eventually the guards will give me what I desire, and I will force myself to read every book in the meantime till I learn how to seduce the Warden's Daughter.
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2014, 02:12:19 am »

Super jump onto a convient nearby boat.
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« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2014, 05:51:25 am »

>Wait patiently until they return with the blowtorch, then leap up and grab it at the earliest opportunity.
Then use it to take the nearest person hostage!
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2014, 06:00:46 am »

Ask for books on the force
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2014, 06:20:00 am »

Throw poop for the glory of mankind.
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2014, 06:43:22 am »

((Oh, jeez. Somehow my post opened a gateway to Formatting Hell. Will be fixed in a few hours.))
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2014, 07:03:20 am »

You're missing a [/quote] after Yoink's action.
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Re: Roll To Defy The Warden (Open to all)
« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2014, 09:07:57 am »

You're missing a
after Yoink's action.
[/quote]

I also forgot to include your quote. It's fixed now.
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