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[Yoink]

>Attempt to stand. If that fails, roll about on the floor calling piteously for help.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Woo the wardens daughter
elseif throw poop at everyone

[darkpaladin109]

Johhny Bravo, convicted for using bad pick-up lines on and flirting with the warden.
Get some excercise.

[Chromatic Wasp]

"Come on, don't be like that."
He says before trying to seduce the guard.

[4] - The guard's showing romantic interest. Now's your chance. Take no prisoners.

Well when life gives you books on Slaw Recipes, read books on Slaw Recipes. Try to find any information that might help me to make a good enough slaw that will woo the Warden's Daughter.

[6] - You learn some romantic slaw recipes. Too bad the Warden doesn't have a daughter to win over. If you want to romance the Warden, you're not going to have the best luck.

Okay, then! Stretch out legs, get some good walking done, try to see the sights and whatnot, then back to the cell.

[4] - Yeah. You do that. Cool.

>Attempt to stand. If that fails, roll about on the floor calling piteously for help.

[3] - You can't stand. The toilet's too heavy. Furthermore, the toilet on your head has muffled your cries. Best of luck.

Woo the wardens daughter
elseif throw poop at everyone

[3] - Poop meter: Insufficient. Mission failed.

Johhny Bravo, convicted for using bad pick-up lines on and flirting with the warden.
Get some excercise.

[6] - Everything's going well in your exercise time. But the guards are growing suspicious at the fact that there is a rather large hole in the ground, and they don't actually recall you leaving through the doors...

[kj1225]

Continue flirting!

[poketwo]

Red Comrade- convicted of revolution and treason
 Start plotting glorious revolution against warden

[Yourmaster]

Blame the warden for starting world war 3xxx

[birdy51]

Well when life gives you books on Slaw Recipes, read books on Slaw Recipes. Try to find any information that might help me to make a good enough slaw that will woo the Warden's Daughter.

[6] - You learn some romantic slaw recipes. Too bad the Warden doesn't have a daughter to win over. If you want to romance the Warden, you're not going to have the best luck.

Right. Bird had simply been here long enough that he forgotten that the old Warden had died, and that the daughter is now the Warden. Still, the slaw recipes will be committed to heart.

Request Law books, particularly that deal with incarceration. Then read said book for relevant material for formulating an appeal.

[Yoink]

>Roll over to bump the toilet into the bars of my cell. Grab onto them and try to pull myself to my feet.

[Harry Baldman]

Ask the guards if there's, like, a library here I could visit. I'm pretty well-behaved, right?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Consume biomass, continue operation Poop Storm

[Chromatic Wasp]

Continue flirting!

[6] - The guard's falling for you. But he's getting a little too...Heated. This could go somewhere bad somewhere fast. Be careful of your next moves.

Red Comrade- convicted of revolution and treason
 Start plotting glorious revolution against warden

[4] - You begin to plot. The others suspect nothing.

Blame the warden for starting world war 3xxx

[2] - You fool. Do you know nothing? It's an indisputable historical fact that World War 3xxx was started by DarkWorld!HatsuneMiku.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Note to self...Have a dark version of Hatsune Miku appear in my next RtD...

Right. Bird had simply been here long enough that he forgotten that the old Warden had died, and that the daughter is now the Warden. Still, the slaw recipes will be committed to heart.

Request Law books, particularly that deal with incarceration. Then read said book for relevant material for formulating an appeal.

[2] - Yet again, you are misheard. You are handed a copy of "Flaw" by renowned author of well-recieved romance novels, Ryan Ringbloom.

>Roll over to bump the toilet into the bars of my cell. Grab onto them and try to pull myself to my feet.

[1] - To make matters even worse, your efforts end up getting the toilet wedged between the bars. How on Earth did that happen?

Ask the guards if there's, like, a library here I could visit. I'm pretty well-behaved, right?

[6] - There is a library, but unfortunately, you have to earn the card by performing a mysterious quest that nobody is allowed to talk about or help you with. They tell you knowledge has untold power, as do secrets. But they refuse to give you any more hints.

Consume biomass, continue operation Poop Storm

[1] - WARNING: Bowel error. Please seek medical assistance or try again later.

[kj1225]

Roll with it. Try to convince him to come into the cell for a good time then steal the key when he's done.

[Harry Baldman]

Meditate on the quest within my cell. Perhaps I shall have a vision!

[darkpaladin109]

Walk up to the wall surrounding the yard and seduce it with horrible horrible pick up lines. Once it's seduced have it make a hole in itself so I can escape.