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[Playergamer]

Will, convicted for selling guns to prisoners.

Join in poketwo's plan, by making shivs for everyone!

[Harry Baldman]

Turn to the ceiling. Say in a very confident voice "I know you're watching."

The consider who it might be who's watching. Scrape some dust off the walls and perform a minor divination with that.

[Chromatic Wasp]

Knock him out.

[3] - You deliver a swift blow to his head, but he doesn't lose consciousness. He chuckles a bit, asking if that's the direction this is going.

Get a law book. A real law book.

Eventually the guards will give me what I desire, and I will force myself to read every book in the meantime till I learn how to seduce the Warden's Daughter.

[4] - Oh, you wanted a law book? Why didn't you just say so?

You are handed a book on law.

Super jump onto a convient nearby boat.

[1] - This prison is in the middle of Indiana! Why would there be a boat?

Oh, no. She's coming.

The Warden is coming, and even through the pair of sunglasses shielding her eyes from the bright sun, her cold blue eyes chill you to the bone. You're in her sights. What do you do?

>Wait patiently until they return with the blowtorch, then leap up and grab it at the earliest opportunity.
Then use it to take the nearest person hostage!

[6] - As soon as the toilet is removed from your head, you spring into action. Within seconds, you're holding the blowtorch to the head of one of the female nurses. But your finger slips on the trigger. Her hair lights up like underbrush in a forest fire. There's a fire extinguisher nearby, but everyone else is too stunned to do something.
Now's your chance; do you save her at the risk of your plan failing, or do you continue your escape, but with her blood on your hands?

Ask for books on the force

[4] - You are handed a book.

"World War 3xxx: A Guide To The Truth."

Throw poop for the glory of mankind.

[3] - You can't do that yet. This cat is stuck up your butt something fierce.

Will, convicted for selling guns to prisoners.

Join in poketwo's plan, by making shivs for everyone!

[3] - No materials are around for you to make a shiv with.

But you are now allied with The Revolution.

Turn to the ceiling. Say in a very confident voice "I know you're watching."

The consider who it might be who's watching. Scrape some dust off the walls and perform a minor divination with that.

[3] - You tell them you know they are watching. But if they are there; if they exist, and if they are actually watching, they do not make it known because you are left standing there in the thick and isolating silence.

[Harry Baldman]

Yeah. They're there all right.

Scrape dust off walls, pour a little into the toilet - see what patterns emerge. Perhaps I can divine my quest! Or even get a sign from one of the gods!

[darkpaladin109]

Summon Aku to take care of this for me.

[kj1225]

"Eh, I don't really remember if people like it as rough as I do."

[poketwo]

See if I can modify the song to be more communistic, if not, try to think on other options

[birdy51]

Delve into the book. Delve far into it's pages, and learn the secrets of the arcane world of... Parole Hearings.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Throw the poop-cat at people. Then throw poop.

You can't hinder progress forever!

[Playergamer]

Go to the big dining area, and sneak a few spoons out as I eat.

[Yourmaster]

read the book and try to find out about the force

[Chromatic Wasp]

Yeah. They're there all right.

Scrape dust off walls, pour a little into the toilet - see what patterns emerge. Perhaps I can divine my quest! Or even get a sign from one of the gods!

[2] - Unfortunately, since the toilets aren't filled with water, the dust just sort of sits in the bowl. Looks like no divination is occurring.

Summon Aku to take care of this for me.

[4] - While Aku himself doesn't show up (nobody's seen him in years), your summoning ritual brings a strong storm. The wind it brings knocks the warden over. Thunder rolls. Rain pounds into the ground. Now's your chance. Run.

"Eh, I don't really remember if people like it as rough as I do."

[3] - He says he's never tried it before.

See if I can modify the song to be more communistic, if not, try to think on other options

[3] - Hmm, let's see...

Hey, hey, everybody
We're here to shout
That the Manifesto is what it's all about

Yeah, there's a start.

Delve into the book. Delve far into it's pages, and learn the secrets of the arcane world of... Parole Hearings.

[4] - You learn quite a bit, actually. This could be helpful.

Throw the poop-cat at people. Then throw poop.

You can't hinder progress forever!

[2] - Dangit! It's stuck so badly! You can't pull it out by hand; it'll claw you up something bad. You'll have to push.

Go to the big dining area, and sneak a few spoons out as I eat.

[1] - You grab plenty of spoons, but you don't exactly get away with it. Now, you're in the custody of the guards. They radio the Warden. Apparently, she's dealing with something in the exercise field.

read the book and try to find out about the force

[2] - You open the book, but it looks like you've got a lot of reading to do before you get to the Force. The first section is called "Transcendiology".

[kj1225]

"Now's a perfect time to start then."

[Harry Baldman]

Stick fingers in throat, vomit on the floor. See what patterns emerge.

[darkpaladin109]

Supa jump onto a convient nearby airplane.