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[FallenAngel]

And then I walk in with a +Pine Bucket+ full of Brown Recluse Spider remains and pour it over Deus as a victory celebration.

[Gnorm]

Gnora's Journal
Personal Hygiene
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Helgarde's stepped down, and someone else has taken the fort. I don't pay attention to that stuf anymore. I'm happy to just work all day and sleep all night; I study only when I have nothing to do. I dont even really bath all that oftun anymore. Yes, now that I think about it, I'm a mess. I'm covered in dirt, my clothes are taterd, and my hare is tanggled up. It doesn't really matter though, cause I don't reckon I'll be seeing anyone lately, though I think that the other farmers have taken notice.

I remember just the other day, we farmers was leaving for our meal when I past by the Padre. It was one of those rare occasions when he actually wasn't drunk. Anyway, he got in my way and had this look of pity on his face, but I could tell that it was fake, that he was just humoring himself. I think that he might could said something, but I wasn't listening. I just pushed on past him and went on my way.

[danmanthedog]

I counter your rats by filling your pit with magma when they begin to breed. Your move.

Then I shall summon forth the powers of the fire snakes!

[MDFification]

The only winning move is not to play.

[FallenAngel]

Funny, I just heard that song.
...ironically, in Dwarf Fortress, EVERY MOVE is a losing move. Just some make the loss much more fiery/wet/dead/pointy/etc.
Also my dwarf declared war on brown recluse spiders because HOLY CRUD THOSE THINGS ARE POISONOUS. Only the giant ones should actually hurt things, but still.

[Deus Asmoth]

I counter your rats by filling your pit with magma when they begin to breed. Your move.

Then I shall summon forth the powers of the fire snakes!

I dump a cistern of water on top of the magma.

[TheFlame52]

Overseer's Log

I've received some complaints from haulers about corpses falling into the water in the drop pit and becoming unreachable. I've ordered the water floored over. While I'm at it, I've also ordered the flooring over of the water in the main stairway and the pond inside the walls.


He'll be fine.

See?

I've ordered the war training of all available dogs in the fortress. The food stockpile is finished and people can start moving food there.

Fuck, nobody knows enough about this ghost to slab him.

And doublefuck, the farmer went insane. Luckily, he's a widower with no friends. He has a pet dog, which will be war trained after his inevitable death.


Everything is done being floored over. You can now walk anywhere in the courtyard and not be in danger of drowning!

Vlad mandates a war hammer. I order our worst war hammer melted and I forge a new one. I let Unib take control because I know jack shit about making weapons.

Everything is done being dumped. I order the lever pulled.

OHSHITTHEMASTERWORKBONEBOLTS



Nah, they're fine. It's fine.

I order all dogs, war dogs, and puppies to be pastured in one corner of the fort. I can't believe I've gotten all this stuff done and its only mid-Spring.

((OOC: Expect more updates in the future. I have more free time than I did previously.))

[MDFification]

Vlad likes shields, hammers, silver (a very good material for the prior two, as shield material doesn't factor into anything except shield bashes) and sunshine. His mandates are the first I've had that are actually useful.
Also, hurrah for updates!

[Deus Asmoth]

I thought you couldn't make armour or shields out of silver?

[danmanthedog]

I thought you couldn't make armour or shields out of silver?

You can in masterwork and in strange moods... I say we force the blacksmith to have a strange mood.

[Deus Asmoth]

I don't think there's any way to do that short of murdering everyone else in the fortress that hasn't had a mood already.

[TheFlame52]

Silver is a weapons-grade metal. That means you can make armor, shields, and ammo out of it.

[Zaerosz]

Silver is a weapons-grade metal. That means you can make armor, shields, and ammo out of it.

Weapons-grade only means you can make weapons and ammo out of it. It's not possible to make armor out of silver with out modding or mooding.

[TheFlame52]

Weapons-grade only means you can make weapons and ammo out of it. It's not possible to make armor out of silver with out modding or mooding.

*Opens up DF* *Checks to make sure* Well, you're right. I guess I learned something new today.

[TheFlame52]

Overseer's Log

I found a yak starving in the lower levels, so I had it butchered. I also ordered the dumping of some tattered clothing.

Today I found a dwarf eating a sun berry. Not a sun berry roast, just a sun berry. DO WE NOT HAVE OVER FIVE THOUSAND PREPARED MEALS??

Several levels are to be smoothed completely. SMOOTHING FOR THE SMOOTHNESS GOD!

I surveyed the happiness of everyone. The only people who are unhappy are the farmer who went crazy and... Vlad. This is bad. He said he didn't like how fancy Helgarde's office was. So I downsized Helgarde's office until Vlad's was better. And while I was down there I designated the mining of more adamantine. What's that look for? I guarantee it's all safe.

((OOC: Do you want me to mark on the map where the bottom of the safe adamantine is? My character has knowledge of hell. Also, Danman, Flame would like to propose an alliance.))